Insult jokes
1, 2, 3, A, B, C, D, and there's a D in it and there's also a 3. That's how long your D is!
Make like your hairline and scram!
What did the gay necrophiliac say when his relationship ended?
"That rotten asshole split on me again!"
You're so ugly, that's why me and your hairline go far back.
Yo mama so ugly that she gives Freddy Krueger nightmares.
Memes
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Me: Are you an alien?
Friend: No.
Me: Yeah, because you're too ugly to be one.
When God said, "Let there be light," He saw your mum and said, "Let there be dark."
Your mum is a baby, huh? Not a little baby!
Roberto: Judd, your DNA looks like the infinite symbol.
Judd: Roberto, your DNA looks like a pasta noodle.
You’re looking pretty rough this evening. You look like if sweatpants were a person.
Roses are red, violets are blue, I pray God I'm not so ugly as you.
Yo mama so fat, Donald Trump built a wall around her.
Yo mama is so hairy, when you were born, you got carpet burns!
My friend: You're ugly.
The orphanage: That's what I said to all my children.
You stink!
Stop it with the "yo mama" jokes. They are just offensive.
"Poo heads."
Knock knock. Who's there? Europe. Europe who? (You're a poo.)
Orphanage kid: You’re ugly!
Kid with mother: Your mom!
I hope you forget your password to something, only to send something to an email that you also forgot the password to.