Insult jokes
Suck on deez balls!
Yo momma's legs are like cottage cheese: white and chunky.
Yo momma's so dirty that when I asked what was for dinner, she sat on the table, opened her legs, and said "Crabs."
What did the fork say to the cake when he said, "I hope you get eaten?"
Fork off!
The time I saw you and you asked me to be your friend.
Me: "Yeah... no. You're too ugly. Even your parents never loved you."
Kid: 😭
Person 1: Do you know Imagine Dragons?
Person 2: Yeah.
Person 1: Imagine draggin' these nuts across your face!
omg look what homer said
Roses are red,
Violets are blue.
God made me pretty, what happened to you?
din mamma
What is the definition of clapped?
Ur mum when I am in her bed.
You want to hear a joke?
Your mom.
My sister said I'm stupid today, and she's the one who wrote this.
What did the triangle say to the circle?
You're pointless.
I have the funniest joke ever, here it is...
Your face!
But your mom's the best, the super M.I.L.F.
"Doin' doin' your mom, doin' doin' your mom."
Ah, what's that on your face? Oh, I forgot, that is your ass. It's so ugly, you stupid-looking bitch!
Boy: I'm dead.
Girl: Is that why you're so ugly?
Boy: No, I was just born this way.
Joe Mama so fat when she stepped on the sidewalk, I didn't laugh, but the sidewalk cracked up.
Your momma is so fat, she eats insulation and thinks it's cotton candy.
Yo mama is so fat.
When the 🌞 retired, she was eligible to take its place.
Your momma! OHHHHH!