I will mummyfry you!
Yo mama so fat, Trump used her like a wall.
I'm having sex with your mother. That makes me better than you.
I'm having sex with your mother. That makes me better than you.
*guitar solo*
Conor MacGregor to Poirier: "Your wife is your husband!"
(After the fight, or should I say after the fracture.)
Poirier: Really, bitch?
"Baka Johnny, fat baka."
"Get a life, dum dums!"
Says the fucking moron.
Yo, your hairline is so small that you're bald.
My brother said, "Bruh, why you so ugly plus why do you stink?" Me: "Is that supposed to be a roast? I got one for you. Why do you look like you came out the wrong side of your mother? Instead of her stomach, you came out of her butt. That's why you were born with brown spots on your head. That's her poop, you stupid fuckface." My friends: "Ouch that's gotta hurt."
When my friend says I suck at something, I'm like, "U swallow."
When I try to roast someone; Boiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiii you stink!
If you're bored, hump Danny and fuck him. What is he, goons do fuck rock?
You're so ugly your mom said, "I want an abortion."
Cao ni man sha bi lalla shabi.
If your dad said, "Take out the trash," he means to take you out.
Who's Joe?
Joe Mama sucks my fat nuts, bitch!
Are you with Alex?
Fucking retarded. Go dig a home die, people!
Yo mama is so fat, she brought a pencil to early intervention!
Yo momma so ugly, her blood type is puss.
Charlotte looks like a sperm.
I punched you so hard that I'll call you "Droppy Pussy."
