Insult jokes
1. Your face is so ugly, I thought it was deformed. It probably was anyways.
2. Even if Donald Trump had time to build a wall, it was probably so you won't squish us with your fatass.
If someone says your face is deformed, just say that's what happens when I look at you.
Welcome.
Little Herobrine, I'm cumming in ur mom! Call me Saddam Hussein cuz I'm dropping rap bombs!!
Yo mama so stupid that she shit and farted on you, asshole!
Roses are red, violets are blue, but at least a dumptruck isn't as ugly as you.
You a cunt.
What do you call a retard with a boner? A slowpoke.
Two Indians are walking beside a river...
One reaches down into the mud and runs it through his fingers.
"The White Man was here."
"How can you tell?"
"We're speaking English, aren’t we?"
You look good now, but you’d look better hanging from my ceiling. ;)
Oh, my fat joke offended you? Which one of your chins did I hurt?
Your mom is the biggest tosser on the planet, yeah, you heard right.
I don't have to strain myself a blood vessel and be wankin' solo anymore; she saved me a whole load of arthritis.
Ur dad
Omg, I'm sooooo sry!!!!!
My friend: Yo stupid.
Me: Is that right, and what exactly have you done in your lifetime that makes you Einstein?
My friend: *rolls eyes and says whatever.*
Me: Keep on rolling them, you might find your brain in there.
Your nan.
Papyrus: Sans, I have a joke. What do you call someone lazy and incompetent?
Sans: What do you call them?
Papyrus: YOU! NOW GET UP AND CLEAN YOUR ROOM, YOU LAZY BONES!
Yo mama is so ugly, she scared the sh*t out of the toilet.
Son: Mom, can I tell you something?
Mom: Yes, of course, honey, what's up?
Son: Ok, you have terrible jokes! They're not even funny!
Mom: Well, I made you.
10 dicks up your mom's ass!
Your forehead is so big that it said, "To be continued."
Roses are red, violets are blue,
Your mum's so fat, she broke Britain too!
Yo mama so dumb, she got hit by a cup and told the police she got mugged.