Insult jokes
You want to hear a joke?
Your mom.
Roses are red,
Violets are blue.
God made me pretty, what happened to you?
The time I saw you and you asked me to be your friend.
Me: "Yeah... no. You're too ugly. Even your parents never loved you."
Kid: 😭
Person 1: Do you know Imagine Dragons?
Person 2: Yeah.
Person 1: Imagine draggin' these nuts across your face!
What is the definition of clapped?
Ur mum when I am in her bed.
omg look what homer said
What did the fork say to the cake when he said, "I hope you get eaten?"
Fork off!
din mamma
Yo mama is so fat.
When the 🌞 retired, she was eligible to take its place.
Wanna know the last words of the south tower?
"HAHA LOOK AT YOU! IMAGINE BEING HIT YOU L BOZO!"
Your momma! OHHHHH!
Yo mama's so—oh wait, you don't have one.
Are those tears real or are they like you? Fake.
I think someone left trash at the doorstep. Oh, wait, it's your parents dropping you off at the kid's store.
You're so dark that even God's light can't shine upon you.
Yo mama is so fat that she crushed her PlayStation profile.
Yo mama so fat, even Dora can’t explore her.
"I think my baby is so similar to me!"
"True, but the most important thing is that he is healthy!"
What do you call a woman who sleeps with multiple men?
A whore.
Which hole talks faster? Your mouth or your ass? Can't tell the difference because they both run shit at once.
You're more depressing than your own abortion video.