Insult jokes
Your mum is so ugly, she tried to join an ugly competition. They said, "Sorry, no professionals."
Your forehead is so deep, not even curry can shoot from that deep.
Yo mama is so fat, she gave a memory foam mattress Alzheimer's.
You're so ugly, even the Twin Towers got a better upgrade than you!
Hey Siri, what’s in my bank account?
You stupid shit, piece of elephant crap, you’re so ugly that when you were born, your nickname was bastard! You’re so ugly, that your crush fainted in front of you and was proclaimed dead! You’re so ugly that-
(Destroys phone cutely)
Memes
Where's your off button?
"There is no way you can fit in there."
"Says who?"
"Your mom."
"When?"
"Last night."
"OHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH-"
Why the fuck is this guy calling me a crying bitch?
Anybody can use this :)
Slow and steady wins the race, but it won't fix your ugly face. 😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣
I’m a paki nonse.
Your hairline and forehead must be friends, because they go way back further than the universe.
Me and your hairline go way back, years and years.
Me: Hey, were you born on a highway?
My enemy: Uh, no, why?
Me: Because that’s where most accidents happen.
Yo mama is so ugly that not even the Socs wanted to jump her.
The way you are so ugly your parents even regret the day you were born.
The way you are so black when your mom is bathing you in the dark, she has to put flour in the water to see you.
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Zis iz za best joke in za west: exsepz if zu put ketup in shawarma itz yo mama!
Jack is a loser and a gaybo and a trans and a fanny face.
What do you call your retard friend?
A homie with an extra cromie.
Even the Twin Towers got a better upgrade than your ugly ass.
My friend told me I was so dark that I had no bright ideas.