Insult jokes
Squirtle to Bulbasaur: "You kinda cum... like a baka..."
I hope you forget your password to something, only to send something to an email that you also forgot the password to.
You are the gayest.
Orphanage kid: You’re ugly!
Kid with mother: Your mom!
Ur dad
Omg, I'm sooooo sry!!!!!
Your mum's foreheads.
My crush's best friend came up to me and called me my crush's dog 🐕, so then I say, "Wow, you're an ass for calling me a bitch." He then looks at me wide-eyed, and I just walk away.
Yo mama joke.
You’re looking pretty rough this evening. You look like if sweatpants were a person.
Roberto: Judd, your DNA looks like the infinite symbol.
Judd: Roberto, your DNA looks like a pasta noodle.
You're so clapped that you make Susan Boyle attractive.
1, 2, 3, A, B, C, D, and there's a D in it and there's also a 3. That's how long your D is!
Yo mama so ugly that she gives Freddy Krueger nightmares.
What did the gay necrophiliac say when his relationship ended?
"That rotten asshole split on me again!"
Your hairline goes so far back, we learned about it in history class.
Make like your hairline and scram!
Your hairline and your forehead must have a lot in common because they go waaaaaaaayyy back!
Bro, you were born in a local 7-Eleven bathroom.
Rot in hell?
More like nasty-ass thot in a well.
Someone: "I got chickens out there vibin'."
Me: "What? Oh, you mean those over-sized chickens that just show an example of you in real life?"
Someone: . . .