Insult jokes
Knock knock. Who's there? Europe. Europe who? (You're a poo.)
Yo momma so fat!
Yo mama is so hairy, when you were born, you got carpet burns!
My friend: You're ugly.
The orphanage: That's what I said to all my children.
Stop it with the "yo mama" jokes. They are just offensive.
Memes
When some1 talks shit about you, simply say, "I'm surprised that your teeth aren't brown from all the shit talking you do"
"Poo heads."
You (DYM 23).
My sister is really disrespectful, and her famous words are, "You're not my parent!" The next time she says this, I'm going to respond back with, "You're right, because I would have worn a condom to protect from you being born unlike my dad did!"
You’re looking pretty rough this evening. You look like if sweatpants were a person.
Roberto: Judd, your DNA looks like the infinite symbol.
Judd: Roberto, your DNA looks like a pasta noodle.
Yo mama joke.
Ur dad
Omg, I'm sooooo sry!!!!!
So fat you're a scale said, "Fat ass."
The only people who do yo mama jokes wish they had a mom.
Is your middle name Fancy Feast?
'Cause your face looks like a can of dog food.
What is the difference between an egg and you? An egg gets laid, and you don't.
Me: What are you?
Jake: A muddeasso.
Boi, you can't be talking because if someone punched you in the face, you will be the one to apologize.
Your mom dot com.
What is it called when the gynecologist slanders your grandfather?
A pap smear.