Insult jokes
You want to hear a joke?
Your mom.
If Pete and Chasten Buttigieg had a baby together, it would be a turd covered in semen.
Your momma! OHHHHH!
Me: Are you an alien?
Friend: No.
Me: Yeah, because you're too ugly to be one.
My mum told me to do the dog poo, but I couldn't find you anywhere.
PERIOD
The only people who do yo mama jokes wish they had a mom.
Roses are red, violets are blue, I pray God I'm not so ugly as you.
Yo mama so fat, Donald Trump built a wall around her.
Someone: "I got chickens out there vibin'."
Me: "What? Oh, you mean those over-sized chickens that just show an example of you in real life?"
Someone: . . .
Rot in hell?
More like nasty-ass thot in a well.
Your hairline got suspended, it's not coming back.
1, 2, 3, A, B, C, D, and there's a D in it and there's also a 3. That's how long your D is!
You're so ugly, that's why me and your hairline go far back.
What is it called when the gynecologist slanders your grandfather?
A pap smear.
Your hairline goes so far back, we learned about it in history class.
Your hairline goes so far back your dad didn't leave.
Yo mama so ugly, when she sweats, the sweat runs down the back of her head to avoid her face.
Your hairline is so back it's not even a hairline cuz you're bald. LOL
Yo mama so ugly that she gives Freddy Krueger nightmares.
Make like your hairline and scram!