Insult jokes
Siri is so ugly that she needs to go in the dumpster. She's so ugly that she needs to go in the toilet.
My bully to his mom after getting "cooked" by me: "Mama, I can't find my hairline!"
My bully. ðŸ˜
Yo Mama is so fat that Nationwide took nine years to get on her side.
Question:
Did you hear the one about MAGA people?
Answer:
It "sucks" just like they do!
Tork Poettschke says to Charles Bukowski: "You have beautiful teeth! Are they also available in white?"
Memes
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Yo momma's an ICE agent!
I said, "Are you half left or half right?"
"Neither! In-between."
"What?! In between your mom's tits when you go to sleep with her at night?"
Your mom is the biggest tosser on the planet, yeah, you heard right.
I don't have to strain myself a blood vessel and be wankin' solo anymore; she saved me a whole load of arthritis.
If you guys wanted to see a joke, just look in the mirror.
Your momma is so slutty, they hired her as a condom tester.
Your forehead is so deep, not even curry can shoot from that deep.
Where's your off button?
"There is no way you can fit in there."
"Says who?"
"Your mom."
"When?"
"Last night."
"OHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH-"
Yo mama so fat, when she walked in front of the TV, I missed 3 episodes.
The way you are so ugly your parents even regret the day you were born.
The way you are so black when your mom is bathing you in the dark, she has to put flour in the water to see you.
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Zis iz za best joke in za west: exsepz if zu put ketup in shawarma itz yo mama!
Your hairline is so far back my grandpa saw it before you!
Make like your hairline and scram!
What did the gay necrophiliac say when his relationship ended?
"That rotten asshole split on me again!"
Your mum is so ugly, she tried to join an ugly competition. They said, "Sorry, no professionals."