Insult

Insult jokes

Password

I hope you forget your password to something, only to send something to an email that you also forgot the password to.

Crush

My crush's best friend came up to me and called me my crush's dog 🐕, so then I say, "Wow, you're an ass for calling me a bitch." He then looks at me wide-eyed, and I just walk away.

Appearance

You’re looking pretty rough this evening. You look like if sweatpants were a person.

DNA

Roberto: Judd, your DNA looks like the infinite symbol.

Judd: Roberto, your DNA looks like a pasta noodle.

Number

1, 2, 3, A, B, C, D, and there's a D in it and there's also a 3. That's how long your D is!

Necrophiliac

What did the gay necrophiliac say when his relationship ended?

"That rotten asshole split on me again!"

Hairline

Your hairline and your forehead must have a lot in common because they go waaaaaaaayyy back!

Chicken

Someone: "I got chickens out there vibin'."

Me: "What? Oh, you mean those over-sized chickens that just show an example of you in real life?"

Someone: . . .