Ice agent jokes

An ICE agent tells a Mexican that he can get his green card if he can use green, pink, and yellow correctly in a sentence. The Mexican thinks for a minute and says, "My phone goes green, green, and I pink it up and say yellow."

You were probably voted "Most Likely to Become an Ice agent" in school.

Yo momma's an ICE agent!

Titanic: "And I'm nominating everyone on board for the Ice Bucket challenge!"

Q: What did the iceberg say to the Titanic?

A: I'd hit that.

Imagine if hitting the iceberg wasn't an accident and it was all just the sailors' fault like this:

Sailor 1: Hey Ron. Sailor 2: Yeah? Sailor 1: You see that iceberg over there? Sailor 2: Yeah. Sailor 1: You know what would be pretty funny?

Why does the ice cream have so many friends?

Because he’s cool.

A wild Iceberg appears! Titanic uses ram! It is not very effective. (Titanic sinks.)