Insult jokes

What do you call a bitch?

You call it a female dog.

Your mom has a bone to pick with me.

A wife asks her husband: Am I pretty or ugly?

The husband answers her: Pretty.

The wife responds: Thank yo-

The husband interrupts her: Pretty ugly!

My friend wasn't laughing at my jokes, so I said, "Is your funny bone broken?" But he got mad, and then I said, "Do you have a bone to pick with me?" He tried to insult me, but I said, "Call me what you want, I got thick skin," and this story was down to the bone.

Ur mom gay lololololololol.

I told my mother I'm a sexy cunt. She said, "No, you got cancer, you twat."

Wife: I will leave you if you call me fat again.

Husband: Wait, dear... Don’t do it for the sake of our kid!

Wife: Kid?

Husband: Yeah, aren’t you pregnant?

You're mum.

What is the difference when I have my dick in your mouth or when you have yours in mine?

Oh, I forgot, you don't got one, bitches, suck my dick.

Boy: Crap, I hit a deer.

Girl: Awe... I guess it’s not so much of a dear.

Boy: ...

Boy: Get the hell out!

You really gay. No questions added.

Your mom gay.

Yo mama is so ugly that if she went on stage, the show would instantly say, "And that's a wrap!"

You're so fat that people say you're the biggest bird!

Wanna know the last words of the south tower?

"HAHA LOOK AT YOU! IMAGINE BEING HIT YOU L BOZO!"

Yo mama so disgusting, she hangs toilet paper to dry after she wiped with them.

Your mama's like a cardboard box: open to the public and easy to nail.

Yo mama is so ugly that Kanye West went East to get away from her.

I would call Slade dense, but that would be an insult to rocks.

I'd insult BlessedBrian, but it seems NATURE beat me to it.