Insult jokes
Yo mama is Obama.
Would you rather date me or a lady?
I laid deez nuts in your mouth.
B b b b bird bird bird, the bird banged your mom!
If you need help, you will need trash, 'cause you the trash.
Your mom has a bone to pick with me.
This is for explain bear. Pls stop doing ur poor insults bc we feel sad inside when you are being a b* ☹️ if you say a insult no more honey 🍯 for u 😌
"Harry Hicks smells of home. Homo is an infection, and infections are made up of atoms."
Brother: Your eyebrows look hella bad.
Sister: I don’t even think you know what eyebrows are supposed to look like because you have none.
Roses are red, violets are blue.
Your mom is fat and so are you.
Your hairline is so bad, I do your mom so hard!
Are you made of Gold, Titanium, Sulfur, Titanium, and Carbon?
'Cause damn, you lookin' kinda Au Ti S Ti C.
Bully: Shut up.
Me: I don't shut up, I grow up, and when I look at you, I throw up.
Yo mama's so ugly, she could make an onion cry.
Yo mama is so ugly I heard that your dad first met her at the pound.
You smell!
What do you call a bitch?
You call it a female dog.
Yo mama so fat, she doesn't need internet, because she's already WORLDWIDE!
A wife asks her husband: Am I pretty or ugly?
The husband answers her: Pretty.
The wife responds: Thank yo-
The husband interrupts her: Pretty ugly!
Ama is a bitch. I want him to die and kill himself.
Your classmate: You're so ugly.
Me: That's what your mom said when she had you and called you a mistake.
Kalyn: Mrs. Frizzle,
Mrs. Frizzle: Sure.
Kalyn: Can you spell I-C-U-P for me?
Mrs. Frizzle: Shut up, you little fucktard!