Insult jokes
You're gay, lol.
Your hairline's so far back, you need binoculars to see it.
You can’t say “dwarf” anymore; you have to say “little people”.
You can’t say “fat”; you have to say “plus size”.
You can’t say “retard”; you have to say “democrat”.
Yo mama is so ugly I heard that your dad first met her at the pound.
Are you made of Gold, Titanium, Sulfur, Titanium, and Carbon?
'Cause damn, you lookin' kinda Au Ti S Ti C.
Your hairline is so bad, I do your mom so hard!
Bully: Shut up.
Me: I don't shut up, I grow up, and when I look at you, I throw up.
Yo mama's so ugly, she could make an onion cry.
Roses are red, violets are blue.
Your mom is fat and so are you.
You smell!
Is your ass jealous of the amount of shit that just came out of your mouth?
You're so bald, Bob Hope would refer to you as "grandpa."
Bully: Ur momma so fat that the whales said we are family even though you are a little bigger than us.
Nerd: Yo momma so ugly that when she went in the bathtub, the water jumped out.
Silence...................punch!
Your forehead is so big NASA thought it was Mars.
I can tell you used to be friends with your hairline, cuz it goes way back.
Are your forehead and hairline friends? 'Cause they go way back.
Yo mama so fat, she doesn't need internet, because she's already WORLDWIDE!
A wife asks her husband: Am I pretty or ugly?
The husband answers her: Pretty.
The wife responds: Thank yo-
The husband interrupts her: Pretty ugly!
If an old person tells you what to do just say, "At least my parents are alive!"
Would you rather date me or a lady?
I laid deez nuts in your mouth.