Your mama so chubby, people call her fat.
You're so bald, I can see what's on your mind.
Yo mama so ugly that when she went to an ugly contest, they said she wasn’t allowed because no professionals were allowed.
I'm going to destroy your momma's [vulgar term] just like I destroyed that Tastykake.
"Yo mama's so fat that when she farts, Al Gore accuses her of global warming."
When some1 talks shit about you, simply say, "I'm surprised that your teeth aren't brown from all the shit talking you do"
Imagine calling a dragon "fucking dewi."
What do you call a gay cactus?
A "prick."
Your mom has a bone to pick with me.
What did the triangle say to the circle?
"You're pointless!"
My arse hole hurts like no joke, man. I just had to tell that your heads a peanut, you fucking nonce, kid, you fat fuck sack, your mum you dirty cow!
Yo mama’s official weight (in tonnes)
99593927273949592827385959599282738595939282759593827395828192948472937593817294728275957292739584728459398284854982835884838285849292857483838385838294958483823884958383947391959593817495827394858272959573939488492949595837829374758483848497483919396849294858203957293858930375938475937393949292949848215722935375838283848382883839393949583929459939294949493928174759284759927495910305838385848292958293959.
What do you call a fat bitch that eats cum from used condoms? Your mom!
Your dick is as flat as your grandma's heart rate.
"Ur mum gay..."
Sorry wrong person.
A skeleton walks into a bar and said it takes "backbone" to mess with me, and if you try to insult me, I have thick skin.
Q: You have problems, I think your disease is BOOFA.
Q: What boofa?
A: Boofa deez nuts in yo mouth!
Yo mama soooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo 1 hour later ooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo!
Gwen, don't worry, everyone hates you, by the way! Have anything to say? Then who cares? You can't stop me.
Unknown person is going to give you a hint of who hates you...we were in a club, a meeting...btw this is you!
[Image of Gwen]
Later, Bitch!!!!!!!!
What do [you] call Tyler Brown?
A spaz.
Girl: You are gay.
Boy: Who says I’m gay?
Girl: You ARE GAY!
Boy: You are lesbian.
Crowd: OhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhbhbhhhbhH
