Joe Mama so fat when she stepped on the sidewalk, I didn't laugh, but the sidewalk cracked up.
Insult Jokes
Why did the man get run over?
Ur mom XD
I will remember my auntie's last words: "If you shoot me, your p-nis is small!"
(gun shot)
I jump off a cliff and said I hate you, dumb blond, and eagle...Then I said to my wife, "We're done, Blondie," and said to my friend, "You're a dumbhead eagle!"
"Go frick a cow!"
"I already fricked your mother."
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Joe.
Joe who?
Jo Mama!
Yo momma's legs are like cottage cheese: white and chunky.
Yo momma's so dirty that when I asked what was for dinner, she sat on the table, opened her legs, and said "Crabs."
I looked at your hairline, and when I saw you, I thought to myself of the last time I was a baby.
Suck on deez balls!
"Why is your head big?"
"'Cause you're a ball."
On one hand he was fantastic and the other a spastic. You could say he was a fantastic spastic.
Your momma is so hairy that when you were born, you got rug burn.
Your hairline is so far back that when I wrote it on a chalkboard, it did not erase.
What does a hear-moo say? "Fat cow!"
Your head is so small, even a fly could eat it.
Your dad has a huge PP.
You're so ugly that when you were born, the doctor threw you out the window, and the window threw you back.
Roses are red, violets are blue. You belong in a zoo, but don't worry, I'll be there too. Just not in a cage, I'll be laughing at you.
Roses are red, violets are blue, but at least a dumptruck isn't as ugly as you.
Roses are red, violets are blue. I see you, I see you; you would have to work out.
