Insult jokes
Brother: Your nuts!
Sister: What do you mean? You're the one that has the nuts!
Your mama is so ugly that her birth certificate is an apology letter from the condom company.
I hope every time you watch YouTube, you get 30 second unskippable ads!
Damn girl, are you a smoke detector? Because you're super annoying and won't shut up.
Y u gey, bruh?
Yo mama so ugly!
The mime broke his 30 year streak of silence!!!!
What was the last thing going through the 9/11 victims' minds?
They don't say "shit for brains" for nothing. 🤣🤣
I'm 50% human, so that 50% stupid is 100% you.
Roses are red, violets are blue.
My heart is dead because of you.
Actually, not because of you... because of your face.
What do you call an idiot?
An absolute imbecile.
You guys asked for a joke? Well, you're in luck, because you already are one!
Yo mama so dumb, she sold her car for gas money.
Yo mama so poor the ducks throw bread at her.
I think your hairline is too stupid.
I went to the dump truck today, and my wife said, "Thanks for visiting."
It's only okay to beat up a dwarf when they walk up to your wife and say, "Your hair smells nice."
I swear, if I compared the size of your mother and multiplied it by the time your dad was gone, it wouldn't even be close to your hairline.
Jaylie 😠: I don't care, what he said was so out of line!
Harvey 😁: It's funny!
Jaylie😠 : He said "Stupid, silly bitch face I raised! I should have known!" That's not funny, Harv!
Harvey 🙁: Come on Jay. Give Chris a chance?
Jaylie 🙄: Sorry but I'm a stupid, silly bitch face he raised. He should have known!
Harvey😟: That's not true!
Jaylie 😣: He even made fun of Kalierien. She is so sensitive!
Harvey 😡: SHUSH!!!!
Kalierien😡: Hi guys, how's your day?
Harvey😁: Good!
Jaylie 🤬: Mine was like living in hell!
Kalierien: 🤬SAME!!!!!
Your forehead goes back to when Burger King was Burger Prince.
Your mama.
your mom