Insult jokes

Kalyn: Mrs. Frizzle,

Mrs. Frizzle: Sure.

Kalyn: Can you spell I-C-U-P for me?

Mrs. Frizzle: Shut up, you little fucktard!

Ama is a bitch. I want him to die and kill himself.

Your classmate: You're so ugly.

Me: That's what your mom said when she had you and called you a mistake.

Yo mama so fat, she doesn't need internet, because she's already WORLDWIDE!

"Harry Hicks smells of home. Homo is an infection, and infections are made up of atoms."

Brother: Your eyebrows look hella bad.

Sister: I don’t even think you know what eyebrows are supposed to look like because you have none.

What do you call a bitch?

You call it a female dog.

Your mom has a bone to pick with me.

A wife asks her husband: Am I pretty or ugly?

The husband answers her: Pretty.

The wife responds: Thank yo-

The husband interrupts her: Pretty ugly!

You smell!

Your hairline is so bad, I do your mom so hard!

My friend wasn't laughing at my jokes, so I said, "Is your funny bone broken?" But he got mad, and then I said, "Do you have a bone to pick with me?" He tried to insult me, but I said, "Call me what you want, I got thick skin," and this story was down to the bone.

Ur mom gay lololololololol.

I told my mother I'm a sexy cunt. She said, "No, you got cancer, you twat."

Wife: I will leave you if you call me fat again.

Husband: Wait, dear... Don’t do it for the sake of our kid!

Wife: Kid?

Husband: Yeah, aren’t you pregnant?

You're mum.

What is the difference when I have my dick in your mouth or when you have yours in mine?

Oh, I forgot, you don't got one, bitches, suck my dick.

Boy: Crap, I hit a deer.

Girl: Awe... I guess it’s not so much of a dear.

Boy: ...

Boy: Get the hell out!

You really gay. No questions added.

Your mom gay.