Insult jokes
Yo mama so fat, she doesn't need internet, because she's already WORLDWIDE!
Your mom has a bone to pick with me.
"Harry Hicks smells of home. Homo is an infection, and infections are made up of atoms."
Roses are red, violets are blue.
Your mom is fat and so are you.
Yo mama's so ugly, she could make an onion cry.
Yo mama is so ugly I heard that your dad first met her at the pound.
Bully: Shut up.
Me: I don't shut up, I grow up, and when I look at you, I throw up.
1. Are you talking to me because I think you talked to my backside?
2. Your mom must taste good because it is always in your mouth.
3. My foot lasts longer than your life.
Bully: Ur momma so fat that the whales said we are family even though you are a little bigger than us.
Nerd: Yo momma so ugly that when she went in the bathtub, the water jumped out.
Silence...................punch!
Is your ass jealous of the amount of shit that just came out of your mouth?
Your forehead is so big NASA thought it was Mars.
You're so bald, Bob Hope would refer to you as "grandpa."
You smell!
Are your forehead and hairline friends? 'Cause they go way back.
I can tell you used to be friends with your hairline, cuz it goes way back.
Girlfriend: Babe, what do you think of our love?
Me: Look at the stars in the sky.
Girlfriend: Aww... it’s infinity, right?
Me: No, it’s a waste of time.
Girlfriend: I’m breaking up with you.
Me: Whatever, when I take out the trash, I think of you.
If an old person tells you what to do just say, "At least my parents are alive!"
Yo mama is Obama.
Would you rather date me or a lady?
I laid deez nuts in your mouth.
B b b b bird bird bird, the bird banged your mom!