Insult jokes
I told my mother I'm a sexy cunt. She said, "No, you got cancer, you twat."
You're mum.
Wife: I will leave you if you call me fat again.
Husband: Wait, dear... Don’t do it for the sake of our kid!
Wife: Kid?
Husband: Yeah, aren’t you pregnant?
What is the difference when I have my dick in your mouth or when you have yours in mine?
Oh, I forgot, you don't got one, bitches, suck my dick.
Boy: Crap, I hit a deer.
Girl: Awe... I guess it’s not so much of a dear.
Boy: ...
Boy: Get the hell out!
You really gay. No questions added.
Your mom gay.
You're so fat that people say you're the biggest bird!
Joe Mama so fat when she stepped on the sidewalk, I didn't laugh, but the sidewalk cracked up.
Why did the man get run over?
Ur mom XD
I will remember my auntie's last words: "If you shoot me, your p-nis is small!"
(gun shot)
I jump off a cliff and said I hate you, dumb blond, and eagle...Then I said to my wife, "We're done, Blondie," and said to my friend, "You're a dumbhead eagle!"
"Go frick a cow!"
"I already fricked your mother."
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Joe.
Joe who?
Jo Mama!
Yo momma's legs are like cottage cheese: white and chunky.
Yo momma's so dirty that when I asked what was for dinner, she sat on the table, opened her legs, and said "Crabs."
I looked at your hairline, and when I saw you, I thought to myself of the last time I was a baby.
Suck on deez balls!
"Why is your head big?"
"'Cause you're a ball."
On one hand he was fantastic and the other a spastic. You could say he was a fantastic spastic.
Your momma is so hairy that when you were born, you got rug burn.