Insult jokes

Ama is a bitch. I want him to die and kill himself.

Your classmate: You're so ugly.

Me: That's what your mom said when she had you and called you a mistake.

Kalyn: Mrs. Frizzle,

Mrs. Frizzle: Sure.

Kalyn: Can you spell I-C-U-P for me?

Mrs. Frizzle: Shut up, you little fucktard!

Brother: Your eyebrows look hella bad.

Sister: I don’t even think you know what eyebrows are supposed to look like because you have none.

"Harry Hicks smells of home. Homo is an infection, and infections are made up of atoms."

Your mom has a bone to pick with me.

Yo mama so fat, she doesn't need internet, because she's already WORLDWIDE!

Are you made of Gold, Titanium, Sulfur, Titanium, and Carbon?

'Cause damn, you lookin' kinda Au Ti S Ti C.

Yo mama's so ugly, she could make an onion cry.

Yo mama is so ugly I heard that your dad first met her at the pound.

My friend wasn't laughing at my jokes, so I said, "Is your funny bone broken?" But he got mad, and then I said, "Do you have a bone to pick with me?" He tried to insult me, but I said, "Call me what you want, I got thick skin," and this story was down to the bone.

Ur mom gay lololololololol.

I told my mother I'm a sexy cunt. She said, "No, you got cancer, you twat."

You're mum.

Wife: I will leave you if you call me fat again.

Husband: Wait, dear... Don’t do it for the sake of our kid!

Wife: Kid?

Husband: Yeah, aren’t you pregnant?

You really gay. No questions added.

What is the difference when I have my dick in your mouth or when you have yours in mine?

Oh, I forgot, you don't got one, bitches, suck my dick.

Boy: Crap, I hit a deer.

Girl: Awe... I guess it’s not so much of a dear.

Boy: ...

Boy: Get the hell out!

Your mom gay.

Your mom is so fat, every time she turns around, it's her birthday.