Insult

Insult jokes

Cancer

I told my mother I'm a sexy cunt. She said, "No, you got cancer, you twat."

Wife

Wife: I will leave you if you call me fat again.

Husband: Wait, dear... Don’t do it for the sake of our kid!

Wife: Kid?

Husband: Yeah, aren’t you pregnant?

Dick

What is the difference when I have my dick in your mouth or when you have yours in mine?

Oh, I forgot, you don't got one, bitches, suck my dick.

Deer

Boy: Crap, I hit a deer.

Girl: Awe... I guess it’s not so much of a dear.

Boy: ...

Boy: Get the hell out!

Memes

Joe mama

Joe Mama so fat when she stepped on the sidewalk, I didn't laugh, but the sidewalk cracked up.

Auntie

I will remember my auntie's last words: "If you shoot me, your p-nis is small!"

(gun shot)

Cliff

I jump off a cliff and said I hate you, dumb blond, and eagle...Then I said to my wife, "We're done, Blondie," and said to my friend, "You're a dumbhead eagle!"

Yo Momma

Yo momma's legs are like cottage cheese: white and chunky.

Yo momma's so dirty that when I asked what was for dinner, she sat on the table, opened her legs, and said "Crabs."

Hairline

I looked at your hairline, and when I saw you, I thought to myself of the last time I was a baby.

Spastic

On one hand he was fantastic and the other a spastic. You could say he was a fantastic spastic.