Insult jokes
My life, your life, and your sister is a slut.
Your mom is a slow comedian. It took her 9 months to make a good joke.
Orphan boy: "Your dad is probably disappointed in you. I mean, look at you."
Me: "Well, at least my parents kept me. Where are yours?"
My girlfriend called me a "bot" in Fortnite, so I called her "sandwich maker 3000."
Y'all smell like ass!
Roses are red, violets are blue,
Your brother is gay, and so are you.
When is it acceptable to hit a dwarf?
When he dances with your wife and says her hair smells nice...
Calling you an idiot would be an insult to stupid people. You're much worse than that.
Roses are red. Sunflowers are yellow.
Your mom is so fat she looks like a marshmallow.
Bully: You're a loser and fat.
Me: Shut up. The camera thought you were a house.
The only people who do yo mama jokes wish they had a mom.
Guy, your hairline was the reason Adolf Hitler said, "Let there be war!"
Paki curry is shit.
A son tells his father, "I have an imaginary girlfriend."
The father sighs and says, "You know, you could do better."
"Thanks Dad," the son says.
The father shakes his head and goes, "I was talking to your girlfriend."
John saw a Gay in a wheelchair.
"I didn't know a man could be a fruit and a Vegetable!"
Some kid in a wheelchair called me fat.
I told her, "Do a wheelie!"
The only thing running in THIS family’s your big ass mouth! Oh, I’d better shut up, or Big Bertha’s gonna confuse my head for a burger!
I just had the worst gig of my life! I told yo mama jokes at the orphanage.
Take it in the ear day? More like take it in the rear day.
Bro, you were born in a local 7-Eleven bathroom.