Insult jokes
Your face and your life.
You are short.
What did the triangle say to the circle?
You're pointless.
George, when I saw your face, I had to shoot you with a Nerf gun. If you died, wimp.
your mom
Kenya, if you keep smiling then you will become a positive bitchy!
Tenya, everyone hates you why I have no idea!
Kenya stop smiling and start dying!
Tenya, why are you so mean!
Kenya, stop acting like a mantrapp!
Tenya, stop being a bitch in a skirt!
Please leave a comment good or bad! cusswords whatever!
If an old person tells you what to do just say, "At least my parents are alive!"
Gwen, don't worry, everyone hates you, by the way! Have anything to say? Then who cares? You can't stop me.
Unknown person is going to give you a hint of who hates you...we were in a club, a meeting...btw this is you!
[Image of Gwen]
Later, Bitch!!!!!!!!
Girlfriend: You remind me of a cell phone.
Girlfriend's ex: Why?
Girlfriend: Because you're about to die.
Yo mama is so ugly, even the ugliest person in the world looked like a sword standing next to her.
Jimmy does stand up comedy. He says, "What do you call an orangutan?"
Jake replies, "YOU!" Then everyone, including the teacher, laughs. Jimmy cries.
LOL
Random guy: "Go suck a D*ck!"
Me: Nah, I'd rather suck a 9mm.
The median salary of a clown is $36,763. And yet, here you are, doing it for free.
Yo mom's so old, she was happily accepted into the museum.
Yes, I have gained weight. I have also gained more brains. Do you want some? You talk like you definitely need some more.
It’s me back at it again.
The earth was flat till they buried yo mama!!!
I'm not saying you're ugly, but you're the reason God created miscarriages!
"Doin' your mom, doin', doin' your mom."
Yo mama so fat, Donald Trump built a wall around her.
Yo mama is so fat, when she saw the Titanic, she called it small.