Insult jokes

If you need help, you will need trash, 'cause you the trash.

1. Are you talking to me because I think you talked to my backside?

2. Your mom must taste good because it is always in your mouth.

3. My foot lasts longer than your life.

Your momma's so dumb, she took her driving lesson on a dinosaur.

Kalyn: Mrs. Frizzle,

Mrs. Frizzle: Sure.

Kalyn: Can you spell I-C-U-P for me?

Mrs. Frizzle: Shut up, you little fucktard!

Your classmate: You're so ugly.

Me: That's what your mom said when she had you and called you a mistake.

Ama is a bitch. I want him to die and kill himself.

Yo mama is so ugly I heard that your dad first met her at the pound.

Are you made of Gold, Titanium, Sulfur, Titanium, and Carbon?

'Cause damn, you lookin' kinda Au Ti S Ti C.

Bully: Shut up.

Me: I don't shut up, I grow up, and when I look at you, I throw up.

A wife asks her husband: Am I pretty or ugly?

The husband answers her: Pretty.

The wife responds: Thank yo-

The husband interrupts her: Pretty ugly!

What do you call a bitch?

You call it a female dog.

Yo mama so fat, she doesn't need internet, because she's already WORLDWIDE!

Brother: Your eyebrows look hella bad.

Sister: I don’t even think you know what eyebrows are supposed to look like because you have none.

"Harry Hicks smells of home. Homo is an infection, and infections are made up of atoms."

Yo mama's so ugly, she could make an onion cry.

Roses are red, violets are blue.

Your mom is fat and so are you.

B b b b bird bird bird, the bird banged your mom!

Your mom has a bone to pick with me.

My friend wasn't laughing at my jokes, so I said, "Is your funny bone broken?" But he got mad, and then I said, "Do you have a bone to pick with me?" He tried to insult me, but I said, "Call me what you want, I got thick skin," and this story was down to the bone.

Ur mom gay lololololololol.