Are you made of Gold, Titanium, Sulfur, Titanium, and Carbon?
'Cause damn, you lookin' kinda Au Ti S Ti C.
Insult Jokes
Bully: Shut up.
Me: I don't shut up, I grow up, and when I look at you, I throw up.
A wife asks her husband: Am I pretty or ugly?
The husband answers her: Pretty.
The wife responds: Thank yo-
The husband interrupts her: Pretty ugly!
What do you call a bitch?
You call it a female dog.
Yo mama so fat, she doesn't need internet, because she's already WORLDWIDE!
Brother: Your eyebrows look hella bad.
Sister: I don’t even think you know what eyebrows are supposed to look like because you have none.
"Harry Hicks smells of home. Homo is an infection, and infections are made up of atoms."
Yo mama's so ugly, she could make an onion cry.
Roses are red, violets are blue.
Your mom is fat and so are you.
My friend wasn't laughing at my jokes, so I said, "Is your funny bone broken?" But he got mad, and then I said, "Do you have a bone to pick with me?" He tried to insult me, but I said, "Call me what you want, I got thick skin," and this story was down to the bone.
Ur mom gay lololololololol.
I told my mother I'm a sexy cunt. She said, "No, you got cancer, you twat."
You know we straight with doin' your mom.
You're mum.
Wife: I will leave you if you call me fat again.
Husband: Wait, dear... Don’t do it for the sake of our kid!
Wife: Kid?
Husband: Yeah, aren’t you pregnant?
What is the difference when I have my dick in your mouth or when you have yours in mine?
Oh, I forgot, you don't got one, bitches, suck my dick.
Boy: Crap, I hit a deer.
Girl: Awe... I guess it’s not so much of a dear.
Boy: ...
Boy: Get the hell out!
You really gay. No questions added.
Your mom gay.
You're so fat that people say you're the biggest bird!
