Insult jokes
My girlfriend called me a pedophile, I said that's a big word for a seven year old.
I just roast all of your chins because I don't know which is uglier.
Yo, hairline as long as George Washington's date of birth.
Pretend you're an orphan and I'm telling you a joke:
Your mom.
What’s the difference between me and Glow In The Dark Intelligent Putty? The putty’s intelligent!
You got a pig head!
Your forehead is so big your inner thoughts echo.
Roses are red, violets are blue, a face like yours belongs in a place worse than a zoo.
Roses are red, violets are blue, you are so ugly that no one likes you.
Yo mama's so ugly, she threw a boomerang and it refused to come back.
When someone calls me ugly, I get sad and hug them.
I know life can be difficult for those with weak vision.
“If you're a dwarf and you're offended by that, grow up.”
Lol, dick, I'm the dick and duck.
You don't have a forehead, you have a fivehead.
You don't have dreams, you have movies.
Your head looks like a joke.
"Float like a cracker, sting like a beaner!"
Yo mama so fat, Trump used her like a wall.
Hey, that's the thing my grandpa has. They say that to treat it, I should call him a bitch!
You're so bald, I can see what's on your mind.
Bully... you're such an asshole. Me... Acting like a dick won't make yours any bigger.