Insult jokes

Your forehead is so big NASA thought it was Mars.

Bully: Ur momma so fat that the whales said we are family even though you are a little bigger than us.

Nerd: Yo momma so ugly that when she went in the bathtub, the water jumped out.

Silence...................punch!

If an old person tells you what to do just say, "At least my parents are alive!"

Yo mama so fat, she doesn't need internet, because she's already WORLDWIDE!

"Harry Hicks smells of home. Homo is an infection, and infections are made up of atoms."

I can tell you used to be friends with your hairline, cuz it goes way back.

Are your forehead and hairline friends? 'Cause they go way back.

Is your ass jealous of the amount of shit that just came out of your mouth?

You're so bald, Bob Hope would refer to you as "grandpa."

If you need help, you will need trash, 'cause you the trash.

B b b b bird bird bird, the bird banged your mom!

Would you rather date me or a lady?

I laid deez nuts in your mouth.

Yo mama is Obama.

Girlfriend: Babe, what do you think of our love?

Me: Look at the stars in the sky.

Girlfriend: Aww... it’s infinity, right?

Me: No, it’s a waste of time.

Girlfriend: I’m breaking up with you.

Me: Whatever, when I take out the trash, I think of you.

1. Are you talking to me because I think you talked to my backside?

2. Your mom must taste good because it is always in your mouth.

3. My foot lasts longer than your life.

Your momma's so dumb, she took her driving lesson on a dinosaur.

Your classmate: You're so ugly.

Me: That's what your mom said when she had you and called you a mistake.

Kalyn: Mrs. Frizzle,

Mrs. Frizzle: Sure.

Kalyn: Can you spell I-C-U-P for me?

Mrs. Frizzle: Shut up, you little fucktard!

Ama is a bitch. I want him to die and kill himself.

Brother: Your eyebrows look hella bad.

Sister: I don’t even think you know what eyebrows are supposed to look like because you have none.