Insult

Insult jokes

Backside

1. Are you talking to me because I think you talked to my backside?

2. Your mom must taste good because it is always in your mouth.

3. My foot lasts longer than your life.

Icup

Kalyn: Mrs. Frizzle,

Mrs. Frizzle: Sure.

Kalyn: Can you spell I-C-U-P for me?

Mrs. Frizzle: Shut up, you little fucktard!

Roast

Your classmate: You're so ugly.

Me: That's what your mom said when she had you and called you a mistake.

Mama

Yo mama is so ugly I heard that your dad first met her at the pound.

Gold

Are you made of Gold, Titanium, Sulfur, Titanium, and Carbon?

'Cause damn, you lookin' kinda Au Ti S Ti C.

Look

Bully: Shut up.

Me: I don't shut up, I grow up, and when I look at you, I throw up.

Wife

A wife asks her husband: Am I pretty or ugly?

The husband answers her: Pretty.

The wife responds: Thank yo-

The husband interrupts her: Pretty ugly!

Mama

Yo mama so fat, she doesn't need internet, because she's already WORLDWIDE!

Eyebrow

Brother: Your eyebrows look hella bad.

Sister: I don’t even think you know what eyebrows are supposed to look like because you have none.

Atom

"Harry Hicks smells of home. Homo is an infection, and infections are made up of atoms."

Mom

Roses are red, violets are blue.

Your mom is fat and so are you.

Bone

My friend wasn't laughing at my jokes, so I said, "Is your funny bone broken?" But he got mad, and then I said, "Do you have a bone to pick with me?" He tried to insult me, but I said, "Call me what you want, I got thick skin," and this story was down to the bone.