Insult jokes
"Ur mum is big."
Yo momma's so gay, you sucked her balls.
What do you call a flat-chested emo?
A chopping board.
Bully: Oh, look at your shoes, look at your pants, look at your shirt, ay, ay, ay.
Me: Ding, ding, sing, oh, did you hear that? It's the elevator 'cause you're not on my level.
Bully: u_u ......
Crowd: Ohhhhhhhhhhhhh
Kid: You're so fat!
Other kid: At least fat can be changed, but your ugly face can't be.
Up your pp with a piece of crap!
Like this joke. Ur mom.
Come on guys, it's not nice to make fun of autism. I mean really, the Riot devs try their best, but just because they have autism does not mean you can make fun of them. Make fun of them for something else, like their Down syndrome.
This joke is short... like your dick!
Bitch wanna make me a sandwich?
If you tell me to get a life, you're telling me to get a life better than yours!
You're gay, lol.
Your hairline's so far back, you need binoculars to see it.
Yo momma so dumb, the doctor wanted to give her a blood transfusion but she said no because she thought it would turn her trans.
Your hairline is so bad, I do your mom so hard!
You can’t say “dwarf” anymore; you have to say “little people”.
You can’t say “fat”; you have to say “plus size”.
You can’t say “retard”; you have to say “democrat”.
Are you made of Gold, Titanium, Sulfur, Titanium, and Carbon?
'Cause damn, you lookin' kinda Au Ti S Ti C.
Brother: Your eyebrows look hella bad.
Sister: I don’t even think you know what eyebrows are supposed to look like because you have none.
What do you call a bitch?
You call it a female dog.
A wife asks her husband: Am I pretty or ugly?
The husband answers her: Pretty.
The wife responds: Thank yo-
The husband interrupts her: Pretty ugly!