Insult jokes
Roses are red, Violets are blue, A face like yours belongs in the zoo, But don't you worry, I'll be there too, Not in a cage, but laughing at you!
Up your pp with a piece of crap!
Like this joke. Ur mom.
Come on guys, it's not nice to make fun of autism. I mean really, the Riot devs try their best, but just because they have autism does not mean you can make fun of them. Make fun of them for something else, like their Down syndrome.
This joke is short... like your dick!
Bitch wanna make me a sandwich?
If you tell me to get a life, you're telling me to get a life better than yours!
Your hairline's so far back, you need binoculars to see it.
What's that stupid girl in your class called?
Thot.
You're gay, lol.
Your momma's so dumb, she took her driving lesson on a dinosaur.
1. Are you talking to me because I think you talked to my backside?
2. Your mom must taste good because it is always in your mouth.
3. My foot lasts longer than your life.
Are your forehead and hairline friends? 'Cause they go way back.
I can tell you used to be friends with your hairline, cuz it goes way back.
Your forehead is so big NASA thought it was Mars.
Is your ass jealous of the amount of shit that just came out of your mouth?
You're so bald, Bob Hope would refer to you as "grandpa."
Bully: Ur momma so fat that the whales said we are family even though you are a little bigger than us.
Nerd: Yo momma so ugly that when she went in the bathtub, the water jumped out.
Silence...................punch!
If an old person tells you what to do just say, "At least my parents are alive!"
Girlfriend: Babe, what do you think of our love?
Me: Look at the stars in the sky.
Girlfriend: Aww... it’s infinity, right?
Me: No, it’s a waste of time.
Girlfriend: I’m breaking up with you.
Me: Whatever, when I take out the trash, I think of you.