Roast
You have such a big forehead it has a 6 pack on it!
Roses are red, Violets are blue, All the worse jokes come from you.
Yo mama so ugly, that when Santa came down the chimney he said, "Ho, ho- HOLY SHIT!"
Kenya, if you keep smiling then you will become a positive bitchy!
Tenya, everyone hates you why I have no idea!
Kenya stop smiling and start dying!
Tenya, why are you so mean!
Kenya, stop acting like a mantrapp!
Tenya, stop being a bitch in a skirt!
Please leave a comment good or bad! cusswords whatever!
I'd hit you, but if I did, I'd go to jail for animal abuse.
Roses are red.
Violets are blue.
I saw a monkey yesterday, and thought it was you.
Yo mama is so ugly Bob the Builder said, "I can't fix that!"
I'm fucking retarded.
A random guy yelled at me, "Hey, slut!"
I walked towards him.
"I prefer slit," I said.
"Why?" He asked.
"You see these wrists?" I spat at him.
Salman Rushdie got a new book out.
It's called "Buddha. You Fat Cunt."
My mum told me to take out the trash, but I couldn’t find you.
Yo forehead so big, NASA needed it for the new planet, stupid!
Jaylie 😠: I don't care, what he said was so out of line!
Harvey 😁: It's funny!
Jaylie😠 : He said "Stupid, silly bitch face I raised! I should have known!" That's not funny, Harv!
Harvey 🙁: Come on Jay. Give Chris a chance?
Jaylie 🙄: Sorry but I'm a stupid, silly bitch face he raised. He should have known!
Harvey😟: That's not true!
Jaylie 😣: He even made fun of Kalierien. She is so sensitive!
Harvey 😡: SHUSH!!!!
Kalierien😡: Hi guys, how's your day?
Harvey😁: Good!
Jaylie 🤬: Mine was like living in hell!
Kalierien: 🤬SAME!!!!!
Me: Hey, say I am ugly for a billion pounds.
Them: You're ugly.
Me: Sorry, I am not a mirror.
You have more chin than brain cells!
Your forehead built like Darkseid from DC.
Your mouth looks like it came from the commercials.
I would roast you, but I'm not supposed to burn trash.
It must have been a sad day when you slithered out of the abortion bucket.
1+1 answer 2 said all the kids, but 1 kid said 5. Then I said your mom feels embarrassed because everyday you look into the mirror, you see how empty your brain is.
