Insult jokes
My girlfriend called me a pedophile, I said that's a big word for a seven year old.
So a girl says, "You're so ugly to me," and she says, "I’m the prettiest girl." I say, "Yeah, a pretty girl for an ogre 👹!"
Roses are red, Violets are blue, I have five fingers and the middle one's for you.
Me: You stupid. Guy: You straight. Me: Sorry, I'm not a mirror.
Roses are red, violets are blue,
Your brother is gay, and so are you.
Ur face.
Where's your off button?
When someone says you're adopted, say, "But you're still at the orphanage."
My dad is a pussy.
Yo mama joke.
My girlfriend called me pedophile today.
Big word for a 12-year-old.
Q: You have problems, I think your disease is BOOFA.
Q: What boofa?
A: Boofa deez nuts in yo mouth!
Yo momma's so gay, you sucked her balls.
Roses are red,
Violets are blue, you look like a donkey, and smell like one, too.
You're so ugly, you made Hello Kitty say, "Goodbye."
My doctor called me a "psychopath." How dare he?!? He'll pay for this!
You smell like you farted hard. A, B, Honor Roll, all F’s, you retarded!
It's only okay to beat up a dwarf when they walk up to your wife and say, "Your hair smells nice."
Biden: My girlfriend called me a pedophile. I said, "That's a pretty big word for a 9-year-old!"
Your mom is so fat that when she fell on the sidewalk, nobody laughed, but the sidewalk cracked up.