Insult

Insult jokes

Brain

Yes, I have gained weight. I have also gained more brains. Do you want some? You talk like you definitely need some more.

Sprinkle

You’re a grey sprinkle on a rainbow cupcake.

You are more disappointing than an unsalted pretzel.

Fist

I drew a fist on a body, and then I drew a guy saying to him, "That dude's a knucklehead!"

Donkey

Roses are red,

Violets are blue, you look like a donkey, and smell like one, too.

Kenya

Kenya, if you keep smiling then you will become a positive bitchy!

Tenya, everyone hates you why I have no idea!

Kenya stop smiling and start dying!

Tenya, why are you so mean!

Kenya, stop acting like a mantrapp!

Tenya, stop being a bitch in a skirt!

Please leave a comment good or bad! cusswords whatever!

Monkey

Roses are red.

Violets are blue.

I saw a monkey yesterday, and thought it was you.

Slit

A random guy yelled at me, "Hey, slut!"

I walked towards him.

"I prefer slit," I said.

"Why?" He asked.

"You see these wrists?" I spat at him.

Book

Salman Rushdie got a new book out.

It's called "Buddha. You Fat Cunt."

Face

Jaylie 😠: I don't care, what he said was so out of line!

Harvey 😁: It's funny!

Jaylie😠 : He said "Stupid, silly bitch face I raised! I should have known!" That's not funny, Harv!

Harvey 🙁: Come on Jay. Give Chris a chance?

Jaylie 🙄: Sorry but I'm a stupid, silly bitch face he raised. He should have known!

Harvey😟: That's not true!

Jaylie 😣: He even made fun of Kalierien. She is so sensitive!

Harvey 😡: SHUSH!!!!

Kalierien😡: Hi guys, how's your day?

Harvey😁: Good!

Jaylie 🤬: Mine was like living in hell!

Kalierien: 🤬SAME!!!!!