Roses are red, Your blood is too. You look like a monkey and belong in a zoo.
Do not worry, I will be there too, Not in a cage but laughing at you!
Jimmy: Your mom is gay.
Me: No, you.
Jimmy: I have no mom.
Mom, shut up. Me? I don't shut up, I grow up. When I look at you, I throw up.
When someone calls you gay, say:
"I'm straight, straighter than your hairline!"
Biden: My girlfriend called me a pedophile. I said, "That's a pretty big word for a 9 year old".
You wanna hear a joke? It’s YOU.
My enemy told me I’m adopted so I told him at at least I got adopted
Somebody told me to go to hell, so I walked up to Donald Trump.
Calling you an idiot would be an insult to stupid people. You're much worse than that.
Yo mama is so ugly, she gave Michael Myers nightmares.
"Stupid ass baby."
When someone says you're an orphan, say, "At least I was wanted, unlike you!"
Your mama so ugly she went by a TV and missed eight episodes.
Some kid in a wheelchair called me fat.
I told her, "Do a wheelie!"
You're so ugly that I choked and died.
Why doesn't Laila in UHS need an insult?
Have a look at her face!
Son: Mom, can I tell you something?
Mom: Yes, of course, honey, what's up?
Son: Ok, you have terrible jokes! They're not even funny!
Mom: Well, I made you.
Hey Gwen! What is a bean's specialty? Being a jerk!
Yo momma is so ugly, she gets rejected by dead people.
Your forehead is deeper then the ocean
