Insult jokes

Yo mama so fat, Flash couldn't run around her.

Trevor is a bitch.

Your forehead's so big even Barry Wood said, "Wow, that's huge!"

Roses are red, Violets are blue, God made me pretty, WHAT THE FRICK HAPPENED TO YOU?

My mom told me, "You son of a b!tch." I told her, "I may be a son of a b!ch but at least I am not the bitch." She hated me forever.

Lick my BALLS!

You're so trash that when I dropped you off, I got a ticket for littering.

Yo mama so ugly, that when Santa came down the chimney he said, "Ho, ho- HOLY SHIT!"

Roses are red,

Violets are blue, you look like a donkey, and smell like one, too.

Roses are red, violets are blue, when The Oh Hellos saw you they said "Shoo!"

Marleigh is so fat and ugly.

Roast

You have such a big forehead it has a 6 pack on it!

Yo hairline so ugly, it looks like a newfound constellation.

Bro, yo goofy ahh hairline lookin' like a rhombicosidodecahedron.

I’d roast you, but your mirror does that for me every day.

Yes, I have gained weight. I have also gained more brains. Do you want some? You talk like you definitely need some more.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, All the worse jokes come from you.

Your hairline bent like the relationship with your mom and dad.

Bully: I wasn't talking to you.

Me: Then why are you listening?

My girlfriend called me a "bot" in Fortnite, so I called her "sandwich maker 3000."