Insult jokes
Why does Lincoln like Ronnie Anne?
She is the only one that calls me "lamo."
Roses are red, Violets are blue, God made me pretty, WHAT THE FRICK HAPPENED TO YOU?
You're so trash that when I dropped you off, I got a ticket for littering.
Your nan.
F*ck you.
Yo mama is so old, when I told her to act her age, she died.
Roses are red, violets are blue,
Your mum's so fat, she broke Britain too!
Yo mama is so stupid that she called pest control for gym rats.
When someone calls me ugly, I get sad and hug them.
I know life can be difficult for those with weak vision.
Roses are red, violets are blue, when The Oh Hellos saw you they said "Shoo!"
New teacher: "I was an orphan when I was young."
Student: "But!"
Teacher: "Is something missing?"
Student: "Your parents!"
Bully: I wasn't talking to you.
Me: Then why are you listening?
Roses are red,
Violets are blue, you look like a donkey, and smell like one, too.
Roses are red, Violets are blue, All the worse jokes come from you.
Your hairline bent like the relationship with your mom and dad.
Yo mama so ugly, that when Santa came down the chimney he said, "Ho, ho- HOLY SHIT!"
Yes, I have gained weight. I have also gained more brains. Do you want some? You talk like you definitely need some more.
Marleigh is so fat and ugly.
Roast
You have such a big forehead it has a 6 pack on it!
I drew a fist on a body, and then I drew a guy saying to him, "That dude's a knucklehead!"