Insult jokes

Yo mama so fat, when she touched the stairs, it said, "To be continued!"

You're so skinny, your mom actually enjoyed your birth!

Yo mama is so fat.

When the 🌞 retired, she was eligible to take its place.

I would take out the trash, but my mom said you weren't ready!!! XD

"Zre, um, be careful when using a gun, okay? And meh not fat, boy."

My friend who is in a wheelchair told me a joke, and I burst out laughing. I told him he should be a stand-up comedian.

Yo mama is so stupid, because when she gave birth to you, she asked for a receipt!

Yo mama so stupid, you could not even be born because of her idioticness.

What did the sand say when it got into a fight with the ocean?

"Oh my God, you're such a beach!"

I didn’t wanna tell you, but I had to write this song, cause I’m in your house every night doin' your mom.

You smell like you farted hard. A, B, Honor Roll, all F’s, you retarded!

Roses are red, violets are blue, I thought the Grinch was ugly until I saw you.

Your mum is a Rune Giant.

Roses are red, violets are blue, A face like yours belongs in a zoo. Don't worry, I'll be there with you, But not in the cage, but laughing at you.

You wanna hear a joke?

You.

You look like a double dipped chocolate chip cliff flipped glazed charcoal slim jim Mr. clog hunch frap, no feet, 9 arms, 17 stomachs. You stepdad beat you with a wiffle ball bat. NBA Youngboy was in your bathroom spitting on you and now you got herpes on your left side cheek.

A kid tell me he was gonna f**k my mom on Fortnite! So I told him I was gonna double pump his mom until she was wet like moisty meyers.

Like if you're not a gay.

Dislike if you're furry.

Repost if you HATE blacks.

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A cock really has a sad life. He's hairs a mess, his neighbor's an arsehole, his best friend is a cunt.

Yo mama is so fat, when she saw the Titanic, she called it small.

Ur mom gay, lol.