Insult jokes

I went to an emo kid who just got a haircut, and instead of saying, "Like your cut, G," I slapped his arm and said, "I like your cuts, G."

Yo mama so fat, when she ran... oh wait never mind.

Jo Mama is so dumb, she tried to eat the Super Bowl.

Little Herobrine, I'm cumming in ur mom! Call me Saddam Hussein cuz I'm dropping rap bombs!!

Why does Lincoln like Ronnie Anne?

She is the only one that calls me "lamo."

Your forehead's so big even Barry Wood said, "Wow, that's huge!"

Roses are red, Violets are blue, God made me pretty, WHAT THE FRICK HAPPENED TO YOU?

My mom told me, "You son of a b!tch." I told her, "I may be a son of a b!ch but at least I am not the bitch." She hated me forever.

I'm not saying you're annoying. But if rectal herpes were a person, it would be you.

You really put the R in special.

Yo mama so fat, when I went to the beach, the sun went down.

New teacher: "I was an orphan when I was young."

Student: "But!"

Teacher: "Is something missing?"

Student: "Your parents!"

Roses are red,

Violets are blue, you look like a donkey, and smell like one, too.

I drew a fist on a body, and then I drew a guy saying to him, "That dude's a knucklehead!"

Bully: I wasn't talking to you.

Me: Then why are you listening?

Yes, I have gained weight. I have also gained more brains. Do you want some? You talk like you definitely need some more.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, All the worse jokes come from you.

Roast

You have such a big forehead it has a 6 pack on it!

Your hairline bent like the relationship with your mom and dad.

Marleigh is so fat and ugly.