Insult jokes

You're so trash that when I dropped you off, I got a ticket for littering.

Your nan.

F*ck you.

What's the difference between you and an egg?

An egg gets laid.

What do you call an anorexic bitch with a yeast infection?

A quarter pounder with cheese.

Cheer for fun on the telephone and singing, "We are family!" Even then, your dad, really, he's fat, just like your dad. And your mom's fat ass, b**** ass, looking like an Oompa Loompa self, looking like an ugly.

You really put the R in special.

I'm not saying you're annoying. But if rectal herpes were a person, it would be you.

Roses are red,

Violets are blue, you look like a donkey, and smell like one, too.

Yo mama so ugly, that when Santa came down the chimney he said, "Ho, ho- HOLY SHIT!"

Bully: I wasn't talking to you.

Me: Then why are you listening?

Yes, I have gained weight. I have also gained more brains. Do you want some? You talk like you definitely need some more.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, All the worse jokes come from you.

Your hairline bent like the relationship with your mom and dad.

My girlfriend called me a "bot" in Fortnite, so I called her "sandwich maker 3000."

Roast

You have such a big forehead it has a 6 pack on it!

Marleigh is so fat and ugly.

I’d roast you, but your mirror does that for me every day.

Bro, yo goofy ahh hairline lookin' like a rhombicosidodecahedron.

Yo hairline so ugly, it looks like a newfound constellation.