Insult jokes
Calling you an idiot would be an insult to stupid people. You're much worse than that.
You can’t say “dwarf” anymore; you have to say “little people”.
You can’t say “fat”; you have to say “plus size”.
You can’t say “retard”; you have to say “democrat”.
I’d pound your mom so fast, even Sonic would get jealous!
Yo mama so ugly, that when Santa came down the chimney he said, "Ho, ho- HOLY SHIT!"
Bully: I wasn't talking to you.
Me: Then why are you listening?
Memes
Yes, I have gained weight. I have also gained more brains. Do you want some? You talk like you definitely need some more.
Roses are red, Violets are blue, All the worse jokes come from you.
Your hairline bent like the relationship with your mom and dad.
My girlfriend called me a "bot" in Fortnite, so I called her "sandwich maker 3000."
Roast
You have such a big forehead it has a 6 pack on it!
Marleigh is so fat and ugly.
I’d roast you, but your mirror does that for me every day.
Bro, yo goofy ahh hairline lookin' like a rhombicosidodecahedron.
Yo hairline so ugly, it looks like a newfound constellation.
I drew a fist on a body, and then I drew a guy saying to him, "That dude's a knucklehead!"
You’re a grey sprinkle on a rainbow cupcake.
You are more disappointing than an unsalted pretzel.
Roses are red, violets are blue, when The Oh Hellos saw you they said "Shoo!"
Roses are red,
Violets are blue, you look like a donkey, and smell like one, too.
Kenya, if you keep smiling then you will become a positive bitchy!
Tenya, everyone hates you why I have no idea!
Kenya stop smiling and start dying!
Tenya, why are you so mean!
Kenya, stop acting like a mantrapp!
Tenya, stop being a bitch in a skirt!
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Yo mama is so ugly Bob the Builder said, "I can't fix that!"