Insult jokes
What did the sand say when it got into a fight with the ocean?
"Oh my God, you're such a beach!"
Roses are red, you are gay, and that's it.
What's that stupid girl in your class called?
Thot.
Yo mama's so stupid, she got hit by a parked car.
Your forehead is so big you can jump without getting hurt.
Yo momma so ugly, her blood type is puss.
What’s the difference between me and Glow In The Dark Intelligent Putty? The putty’s intelligent!
"Puta, banana in your ear!"
Person 1: Do you know Imagine Dragons?
Person 2: Yeah.
Person 1: Imagine draggin' these nuts across your face!
Yo mama is so stupid, because when she gave birth to you, she asked for a receipt!
Yo mama is so poor, I saw her kicking a can and I asked her what she was doing and she said moving.
Your hairline is so bad that the queen died when looking at it!
Your hair is so far back, you left it at your last address.
When someone calls you gay, say:
"I'm straight, straighter than your hairline!"
Bro, you can't talk; you look like the dwarf from Snow White and the Seven Dwarfs.
Your hairline got pulled back. You look like you've been climbing Chris, and you got smacked up by Will Smith.
I know your hairline's pretty bent, but your gender's on a different level.
Hey, that's the thing my grandpa has. They say that to treat it, I should call him a bitch!
What's the difference between a BMW and a porcupine? Unlike the porcupine, the pricks are on the inside.
You smell like you farted hard. A, B, Honor Roll, all F’s, you retarded!