Insult jokes
When someone calls me ugly, I get sad and hug them.
I know life can be difficult for those with weak vision.
Yo mamma's so fat no one was laughing, but the ground was cracking up.
Ask someone to call you a bitch. When they do, tell them, "Bitches do as they are told!"
Roses are red, violets are blue,
Your mum's so fat, she broke Britain too!
Calling you an idiot would be an insult to stupid people. You're much worse than that.
Your hairline is so long The Rock complimented it!
Jesus was drinking when he made you.
F*ck you.
Lick my BALLS!
You are so skinny, you probably wipe your butt with floss.
Yes, I have gained weight. I have also gained more brains. Do you want some? You talk like you definitely need some more.
Marleigh is so fat and ugly.
Roast
You have such a big forehead it has a 6 pack on it!
Bully: I wasn't talking to you.
Me: Then why are you listening?
Roses are red, Violets are blue, All the worse jokes come from you.
Your hairline bent like the relationship with your mom and dad.
I’d roast you, but your mirror does that for me every day.
Bro, yo goofy ahh hairline lookin' like a rhombicosidodecahedron.
Yo hairline so ugly, it looks like a newfound constellation.
My girlfriend called me a "bot" in Fortnite, so I called her "sandwich maker 3000."