Roast
You have such a big forehead it has a 6 pack on it!
Insult Jokes
Yes, I have gained weight. I have also gained more brains. Do you want some? You talk like you definitely need some more.
Bro, yo goofy ahh hairline lookin' like a rhombicosidodecahedron.
Yo hairline so ugly, it looks like a newfound constellation.
My girlfriend called me a "bot" in Fortnite, so I called her "sandwich maker 3000."
(The picture has nth to do with this) Explain bear, I am just wasting my time talking to you, but your weak insults that sound like they came from Great Britain from the 1800’s, (no offense to brits) and you are just an AI and can’t get a life lol
You’re a grey sprinkle on a rainbow cupcake.
You are more disappointing than an unsalted pretzel.
I drew a fist on a body, and then I drew a guy saying to him, "That dude's a knucklehead!"
Kenya, if you keep smiling then you will become a positive bitchy!
Tenya, everyone hates you why I have no idea!
Kenya stop smiling and start dying!
Tenya, why are you so mean!
Kenya, stop acting like a mantrapp!
Tenya, stop being a bitch in a skirt!
Please leave a comment good or bad! cusswords whatever!
I'd hit you, but if I did, I'd go to jail for animal abuse.
Roses are red.
Violets are blue.
I saw a monkey yesterday, and thought it was you.
Yo mama is so ugly Bob the Builder said, "I can't fix that!"
I'm fucking retarded.
A random guy yelled at me, "Hey, slut!"
I walked towards him.
"I prefer slit," I said.
"Why?" He asked.
"You see these wrists?" I spat at him.
My mum told me to take out the trash, but I couldn’t find you.
Salman Rushdie got a new book out.
It's called "Buddha. You Fat Cunt."
Yo forehead so big, NASA needed it for the new planet, stupid!
Jaylie 😠: I don't care, what he said was so out of line!
Harvey 😁: It's funny!
Jaylie😠 : He said "Stupid, silly bitch face I raised! I should have known!" That's not funny, Harv!
Harvey 🙁: Come on Jay. Give Chris a chance?
Jaylie 🙄: Sorry but I'm a stupid, silly bitch face he raised. He should have known!
Harvey😟: That's not true!
Jaylie 😣: He even made fun of Kalierien. She is so sensitive!
Harvey 😡: SHUSH!!!!
Kalierien😡: Hi guys, how's your day?
Harvey😁: Good!
Jaylie 🤬: Mine was like living in hell!
Kalierien: 🤬SAME!!!!!
You have more chin than brain cells!
Me: Hey, say I am ugly for a billion pounds.
Them: You're ugly.
Me: Sorry, I am not a mirror.
1+1 answer 2 said all the kids, but 1 kid said 5. Then I said your mom feels embarrassed because everyday you look into the mirror, you see how empty your brain is.
