Insult jokes

You can’t say “dwarf” anymore; you have to say “little people”.

You can’t say “fat”; you have to say “plus size”.

You can’t say “retard”; you have to say “democrat”.

I’d pound your mom so fast, even Sonic would get jealous!

You really put the R in special.

I'm not saying you're annoying. But if rectal herpes were a person, it would be you.

Calling you an idiot would be an insult to stupid people. You're much worse than that.

What do you say to a feminist with no arms and no legs?

"Nice tits, bitch."

Yo mama so ugly, that when Santa came down the chimney he said, "Ho, ho- HOLY SHIT!"

Bully: I wasn't talking to you.

Me: Then why are you listening?

Yes, I have gained weight. I have also gained more brains. Do you want some? You talk like you definitely need some more.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, All the worse jokes come from you.

Your hairline bent like the relationship with your mom and dad.

My girlfriend called me a "bot" in Fortnite, so I called her "sandwich maker 3000."

Roast

You have such a big forehead it has a 6 pack on it!

Marleigh is so fat and ugly.

I’d roast you, but your mirror does that for me every day.

Bro, yo goofy ahh hairline lookin' like a rhombicosidodecahedron.

Yo hairline so ugly, it looks like a newfound constellation.

I drew a fist on a body, and then I drew a guy saying to him, "That dude's a knucklehead!"

You’re a grey sprinkle on a rainbow cupcake.

You are more disappointing than an unsalted pretzel.

Roses are red, violets are blue, when The Oh Hellos saw you they said "Shoo!"