Insult jokes
Why does Lincoln like Ronnie Anne?
She is the only one that calls me "lamo."
Roses are red, Violets are blue, God made me pretty, WHAT THE FRICK HAPPENED TO YOU?
My mom told me, "You son of a b!tch." I told her, "I may be a son of a b!ch but at least I am not the bitch." She hated me forever.
Lick my BALLS!
You're so trash that when I dropped you off, I got a ticket for littering.
Your mum is a Rune Giant.
What do you call an anorexic bitch with a yeast infection?
A quarter pounder with cheese.
You are so skinny, you probably wipe your butt with floss.
Roses are red, violets are blue, when The Oh Hellos saw you they said "Shoo!"
Yo mama so ugly, that when Santa came down the chimney he said, "Ho, ho- HOLY SHIT!"
Roses are red,
Violets are blue, you look like a donkey, and smell like one, too.
Yes, I have gained weight. I have also gained more brains. Do you want some? You talk like you definitely need some more.
Your hairline bent like the relationship with your mom and dad.
Bully: I wasn't talking to you.
Me: Then why are you listening?
Roast
You have such a big forehead it has a 6 pack on it!
Roses are red, Violets are blue, All the worse jokes come from you.
Marleigh is so fat and ugly.
I’d roast you, but your mirror does that for me every day.
Bro, yo goofy ahh hairline lookin' like a rhombicosidodecahedron.
Yo hairline so ugly, it looks like a newfound constellation.