Insult jokes
Bully: Ur momma so fat that the whales said we are family even though you are a little bigger than us.
Nerd: Yo momma so ugly that when she went in the bathtub, the water jumped out.
Silence...................punch!
Cheer for fun on the telephone and singing, "We are family!" Even then, your dad, really, he's fat, just like your dad. And your mom's fat ass, b**** ass, looking like an Oompa Loompa self, looking like an ugly.
Roses are red, my mental health is blue, Karen got no mom like you.
You're so fat, when you say the n-word, boogers come out.
What do you call a pissed off midget?
A micro-aggression.
YOOOO,PAUSE💀
Yo mama is so ugly, she gave Michael Myers nightmares.
Brother: Your nuts!
Sister: What do you mean? You're the one that has the nuts!
Me: Hey you trashy pig woman, go in the toilet or lay on the grass where you belong.
Trashy pig woman: Why?
Me: Because you smell like fart and you're pretty much just a turd with lips.
I saw your forehead and realized your mom and dad's foreheads were as big as yours. Also, you're gay.
Why is your mom ugly, bozo?
Why did the idiot post so many 9/11 jokes?
Answer: Because his mom is a whore!
What do you call a cow with no legs? Ground beef.
What do you call a cow with 2 legs? Your mom.
My son said he burnt food on accident, so I told him he was an accident.
I see my friends at school. They talk to me, they go back to class, but they forgot I am their classmate, and they were like, "You're a dumbie." And I was, "Well, you're a dumbass, bi***!"
Yo mama is so ugly that Kanye West went East to get away from her.
A guy walks into a bar, he's like, "What's your number, lad?" and the woman is like, "298-777-fatso.com" and he walked home depressed.
Your hairline bent like the relationship with your mom and dad.
When you tell an orphan, "I did your mom in your home," and they start crying.
Me: You f&*k up.
The class: Oh sh!&
You're so retarded, if there was a clone of you that was supposed to be smart, it would still be retarded.
Biggest chungus to the rescue, fat bitches!