Insult jokes
Just 'cause I’m gay doesn’t mean I want you. I’m shocked anyone would.
Yo mama is so ugly, when she tried to join an ugly contest, they said, "Sorry, no professionals!"
What do you call a pissed off midget?
A micro-aggression.
I'm fucking retarded.
You really put the R in special.
What do you call an anorexic bitch with a yeast infection?
A quarter pounder with cheese.
Your hairline is so long The Rock complimented it!
I'm 50% human, so that 50% stupid is 100% you.
I'm not saying you're annoying. But if rectal herpes were a person, it would be you.
Your mum is a Rune Giant.
Your mom checked for your hairline, but she could not find it.
The Earth was flat once. 'Til yo mama got buried.
I'd give you a nasty look, but you've already got one.
Your hairline is so big it took your mom a map to find it.
Your hairline is so far back that your forehead looks like a growing parasite!
You learn from mistakes!
That's why you're an only child!
Yo mamma's so fat no one was laughing, but the ground was cracking up.
Yo mama so fat that when she went into a crowd wearing a blue shirt, everyone yelled, "Tsunami!"
What's the difference between you and an egg?
An egg gets laid.
Calling you an idiot would be an insult to stupid people. You're much worse than that.