You learn from mistakes!
That's why you're an only child!
I'm 50% human, so that 50% stupid is 100% you.
Your hairline is so big it took your mom a map to find it.
Your hairline is so bad, when people see the back of your head they say "nice beard!"
Yo hairline so far back, it oversaw the creation of the earth!
Little Herobrine, I'm cumming in ur mom! Call me Saddam Hussein cuz I'm dropping rap bombs!!
Bully: I can't understand you because I don't speak ugly language.
Me: And I don't speak idiot language.
Yo mama so fat, when she ran... oh wait never mind.
I went to an emo kid who just got a haircut, and instead of saying, "Like your cut, G," I slapped his arm and said, "I like your cuts, G."
You're so trash that when I dropped you off, I got a ticket for littering.
My mom told me, "You son of a b!tch." I told her, "I may be a son of a b!ch but at least I am not the bitch." She hated me forever.
F*ck you.
You really put the R in special.
You're all gay. HEHEHE!
Your hairline is so far back that your forehead looks like a growing parasite!
Lick my BALLS!
Your nan.
What's the difference between you and an egg?
An egg gets laid.
What do you call an anorexic bitch with a yeast infection?
A quarter pounder with cheese.
Roses are red, violets are blue, she is hot, but you're as ugly as poo.
