Insult

Insult jokes

Language

Bully: I can't understand you because I don't speak ugly language.

Me: And I don't speak idiot language.

Hairline

Your hairline is so bad, when people see the back of your head they say "nice beard!"

Mom

Little Herobrine, I'm cumming in ur mom! Call me Saddam Hussein cuz I'm dropping rap bombs!!

God

Roses are red, Violets are blue, God made me pretty, WHAT THE FRICK HAPPENED TO YOU?

Lincoln

Why does Lincoln like Ronnie Anne?

She is the only one that calls me "lamo."

Comeback

My mom told me, "You son of a b!tch." I told her, "I may be a son of a b!ch but at least I am not the bitch." She hated me forever.

Trash

You're so trash that when I dropped you off, I got a ticket for littering.