Insult jokes
You really put the R in special.
I'm not saying you're annoying. But if rectal herpes were a person, it would be you.
I’d pound your mom so fast, even Sonic would get jealous!
I'm 50% human, so that 50% stupid is 100% you.
You learn from mistakes!
That's why you're an only child!
Yo mama so fat that when she went into a crowd wearing a blue shirt, everyone yelled, "Tsunami!"
What's the difference between you and an egg?
An egg gets laid.
Jesus was drinking when he made you.
To all my haters, keep sucking. I'm about to cum.
Your hairline is so far back that your forehead looks like a growing parasite!
The Earth was flat once. 'Til yo mama got buried.
When someone calls me ugly, I get sad and hug them.
I know life can be difficult for those with weak vision.
Roses are red, violets are blue,
Your mum's so fat, she broke Britain too!
Your mom checked for your hairline, but she could not find it.
Ask someone to call you a bitch. When they do, tell them, "Bitches do as they are told!"
Your hairline is so long The Rock complimented it!
Calling you an idiot would be an insult to stupid people. You're much worse than that.
Delyla is a bitch.
Wanna hear a joke?
No, I'm already looking at one.
Your forehead is so big that it said, "To be continued."