Insult jokes

You can’t say “dwarf” anymore; you have to say “little people”.

You can’t say “fat”; you have to say “plus size”.

You can’t say “retard”; you have to say “democrat”.

I’d pound your mom so fast, even Sonic would get jealous!

Your mum is a Rune Giant.

Calling you an idiot would be an insult to stupid people. You're much worse than that.

The Earth was flat once. 'Til yo mama got buried.

Your hairline is so far back that your forehead looks like a growing parasite!

I'm 50% human, so that 50% stupid is 100% you.

You learn from mistakes!

That's why you're an only child!

Yo mama so fat that when she went into a crowd wearing a blue shirt, everyone yelled, "Tsunami!"

Ask someone to call you a bitch. When they do, tell them, "Bitches do as they are told!"

When someone calls me ugly, I get sad and hug them.

I know life can be difficult for those with weak vision.

Your hairline is so long The Rock complimented it!

Jesus was drinking when he made you.

Your mom checked for your hairline, but she could not find it.

Your hairline is so big it took your mom a map to find it.

Roses are red, violets are blue,

Your mum's so fat, she broke Britain too!

Delyla is a bitch.

Wanna hear a joke?

No, I'm already looking at one.

I'd give you a nasty look, but you've already got one.

Why does Lincoln like Ronnie Anne?

She is the only one that calls me "lamo."