Your hairline caused the solar flare.
Insult Jokes
Stephen Hawking doesn’t have a dick; he has a microchip.
Bully: I can't understand you because I don't speak ugly language.
Me: And I don't speak idiot language.
I'd give you a nasty look, but you've already got one.
Your hairline is so big it took your mom a map to find it.
Roses are red, Violets are blue, Your daddy is gay, So are you!
Your hairline is so bad, when people see the back of your head they say "nice beard!"
Your forehead is so big that it said, "To be continued."
Little Herobrine, I'm cumming in ur mom! Call me Saddam Hussein cuz I'm dropping rap bombs!!
Yo hairline so far back, it oversaw the creation of the earth!
What do you call people from Paris?
Parasites.
Roses are red, Violets are blue, God made me pretty, WHAT THE FRICK HAPPENED TO YOU?
Why does Lincoln like Ronnie Anne?
She is the only one that calls me "lamo."
Your forehead's so big even Barry Wood said, "Wow, that's huge!"
Yo mama so fat, Flash couldn't run around her.
Trevor is a bitch.
My mom told me, "You son of a b!tch." I told her, "I may be a son of a b!ch but at least I am not the bitch." She hated me forever.
Lick my BALLS!
You're so trash that when I dropped you off, I got a ticket for littering.
What do you call an anorexic bitch with a yeast infection?
A quarter pounder with cheese.
