Insult jokes

You could be sitting alone and still be the dumbest person in the room.

I'm fucking retarded.

You're all gay. HEHEHE!

You dream in 4K.

Yo mama so fat, Flash couldn't run around her.

Trevor is a bitch.

Your hairline caused the solar flare.

Your forehead is so big that it said, "To be continued."

What do you call people from Paris?

Parasites.

Stephen Hawking doesn’t have a dick; he has a microchip.

Bully: I can't understand you because I don't speak ugly language.

Me: And I don't speak idiot language.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Your daddy is gay, So are you!

Your hairline is so bad, when people see the back of your head they say "nice beard!"

Wanna hear a joke?

No, I'm already looking at one.

I'd give you a nasty look, but you've already got one.

Delyla is a bitch.

Your hairline is so big it took your mom a map to find it.

To all my haters, keep sucking. I'm about to cum.

I went to an emo kid who just got a haircut, and instead of saying, "Like your cut, G," I slapped his arm and said, "I like your cuts, G."

Jo Mama is so dumb, she tried to eat the Super Bowl.