Insult jokes
You learn from mistakes!
That's why you're an only child!
Yo mama so fat that when she went into a crowd wearing a blue shirt, everyone yelled, "Tsunami!"
Ask someone to call you a bitch. When they do, tell them, "Bitches do as they are told!"
When someone calls me ugly, I get sad and hug them.
I know life can be difficult for those with weak vision.
Your hairline is so long The Rock complimented it!
Memes
Jesus was drinking when he made you.
Your mom checked for your hairline, but she could not find it.
Your hairline is so big it took your mom a map to find it.
Roses are red, violets are blue,
Your mum's so fat, she broke Britain too!
Delyla is a bitch.
Wanna hear a joke?
No, I'm already looking at one.
I'd give you a nasty look, but you've already got one.
Why does Lincoln like Ronnie Anne?
She is the only one that calls me "lamo."
Your forehead is so big that it said, "To be continued."
Bully: I can't understand you because I don't speak ugly language.
Me: And I don't speak idiot language.
Roses are red, Violets are blue, Your daddy is gay, So are you!
Your hairline is so bad, when people see the back of your head they say "nice beard!"
Your hairline caused the solar flare.
What do you call people from Paris?
Parasites.
To all my haters, keep sucking. I'm about to cum.