Insult jokes
If you're in a roast battle with a homophobe and they are talking mad shit, just say:
"The only thing looser than your mouth is your asshole!"
Roses are red, Violets are blue, Atoms are small, But so are you!
Biden: My girlfriend called me a pedophile. I said, "That's a pretty big word for a 9-year-old!"
Bully: You are ugly.
Me: You are so fat, you are the Call of Duty map.
Why are Deepika Amar's jokes so shit?
Because he is a smelly cunt.
Memes
They’re talking abt the Mexican slur 💀
Say this to someone who is fat that you don't like (make sure he's a virgin):
"You're so fat you can sell shaaade!! That's why you're a virgin and you masturbaaate!!! Yeah, I've see you, touching your 1 centimetre and if you have a gf she's is a cheater!!"
Make sure to say "shaaade" not "shade". And say "maturbaaate" (also try to say a D not a T in maturbaaate) not "masturbate".
Roses are red, violets are blue,
Your brother is gay, and so are you.
Your forehead is like my dad.
Non-existent.
What did the racist CoD player say to yo mama?
132.513.531.332
Your hairline is so bad, when you look in the mirror, your hairline looks like an endangered species.
Bully: You're a loser and fat.
Me: Shut up. The camera thought you were a house.
My friend who is in a wheelchair told me a joke, and I burst out laughing. I told him he should be a stand-up comedian.
Chuck Norris destroys the yo mama!
I bet you're naked under all those clothes. Slut.
Ok, now I'm not good at telling jokes, but this one is not too bad. One cunt said to another cunt, "Do you get cold at night?"
"Fuck no, cunt," the first cunt said, "Why?"
"I have a built-in set of vertical curtains to keep the cold out, cunt!" xx
Yo mama is so ugly her hairline is receding just to get away from her face.
My friend Josh made a joke about Liam's nonexistent hairline, even though Josh has massive ears and his face looks like a monkey's... if they were white.
What does 1nan + 1nan = 2 smelly fucking dusty dumb fuck nans?
Nice cock, bitch.
Someone came to me and said, "Your dad is gay." I just said, "Wait. You know where my dad is? Please tell me!"