Insult jokes
Jaylie 😠: I don't care, what he said was so out of line!
Harvey 😁: It's funny!
Jaylie😠 : He said "Stupid, silly bitch face I raised! I should have known!" That's not funny, Harv!
Harvey 🙁: Come on Jay. Give Chris a chance?
Jaylie 🙄: Sorry but I'm a stupid, silly bitch face he raised. He should have known!
Harvey😟: That's not true!
Jaylie 😣: He even made fun of Kalierien. She is so sensitive!
Harvey 😡: SHUSH!!!!
Kalierien😡: Hi guys, how's your day?
Harvey😁: Good!
Jaylie 🤬: Mine was like living in hell!
Kalierien: 🤬SAME!!!!!
Yo mama's cheeks are red, I don't know why.
What's that stupid girl in your class called?
Thot.
Your mum is so ugly she made Paul Walker run.
What do you call a burnt retard?
Tomato
My enemy told me I’m adopted, so I told him at least I got adopted.
Guy on Fortnite: "Ima sleep with your mom lmao."
Orphan: Starts crying.
What do you call your retard friend?
A homie with an extra cromie.
Your dad's a cunt.
What did Bonnie say to Chica?
"Go kill yourself, dumbass bitch."
- Yo mama is so fat, when she wears a yellow dress, people yell "Taxi!"
- Yo mama is so stupid, she tried to climb Mountain Dew.
- Yo mama is so ugly, she made a blind kid cry.
- Yo mama is so old, she knew Burger King when he was still a prince.
- Yo mama is so poor, she can't even afford to pay attention.
I could tell my cousin you are so annoying, but she told me first, so we both said it at the same time. 🫣🤣😂
Yo mama so fat, when she is on her period, she floods the entire town with her blood.
The Earth was flat once. 'Til yo mama got buried.
You are so ugly my man died.
Husband: Hey honey, words can’t describe how beautiful you are.
Wife: Aww, thanks.
Husband: But numbers can. 0 out of 10.
What does Ben 10 call his wife?
Humungouswhore
Your mum is so slow, it took her nine months to make a joke.
If I had a dollar for every time you said something smart, I’d be broke.
Timmy: Stupid motherfucker.
Jimmy: Wow, do you kiss your mother with that mouth?
Timmy: *starts crying*
Jimmy: Ah fuck, I did it again.