Insult jokes
Ur mom gei.
A teacher in Scunthorpe asks a class what their favorite football team is, saying, "Raise your hand if it is Scunthorpe." Every student but one raised their hand. The teacher asks, "Why don't you support Scunthorpe?" The child answers, "My parents support Grimsby, and so do I." The teacher comes back with, "Why are you copying your parents? What if your mum was a prostitute and your dad a druggie?" The child answers, "Then I'd support Scunthorpe like you dirty bastards!"
Imagine calling a dragon "fucking dewi."
Suck my butts, queer.
My girlfriend called me pedophile today.
Big word for a 12-year-old.
Roses are red, violets are blue, A face like yours belongs in a zoo. Don't worry, I'll be there with you, But not in the cage, but laughing at you.
Roses are red, Violets are blue, I thought Shrek was ugly, until I saw you.
Your mum gay, lol.
If you're an orphan, it must be pretty hard taking "your mom" jokes.
Roses are red, Violets are blue, I have five fingers and the middle one's for you.
I went to an orphanage and had a yo mama smack down. That's it.
Yo mama!
Your mum is so slow, it took her nine months to make a joke.
Your mum stinks of disabled people.
Wanna know why?
I don't know either, you tell me.
I came home from school one day and told my cat a kid at school said I was an idiot and told me to go kick rocks, so I did, except I kicked him, not the rocks, and I called him the idiot for not moving out of the way.
Husband: Hey honey, words can’t describe how beautiful you are.
Wife: Aww, thanks.
Husband: But numbers can. 0 out of 10.
Your mom's asshole.
Sissy Baka
Bitch
Yo mama so fat, she takes up the whole bed.
Yo mama jokes are so old, like your mom.