Insult jokes
Yo momma so slutty, she won't even be offended by this joke.
Rot in hell?
More like nasty-ass thot in a well.
Yo momma so dumb, she thought this joke was funny.
Your forehead is so big that babies can use it as a full-sized football pitch!
Your forehead is so big you could roast meat on it.
Your nan's gay.
You. You're a joke.
Siri is so ugly that she needs to go in the dumpster. She's so ugly that she needs to go in the toilet.
Yo mama so ugly, her birth certificate was an apology.
Yo mama is so ugly, her pictures hang themselves.
Your hairline is so back it's not even a hairline cuz you're bald. LOL
There's something on your chin... no, the 3rd one.
- Yo mama is so fat, when she wears a yellow dress, people yell "Taxi!"
- Yo mama is so stupid, she tried to climb Mountain Dew.
- Yo mama is so ugly, she made a blind kid cry.
- Yo mama is so old, she knew Burger King when he was still a prince.
- Yo mama is so poor, she can't even afford to pay attention.
You could be sitting alone and still be the dumbest person in the room.
Yo mama is so ugly that the Grinch fell out when he saw her!
You remind me of a pencil.
Why?
Because at one time, you actually made a valid point. This time, everything is pointless with you around.
Yo mama so fat, when she walked in front of the TV, I missed 3 episodes.
Man: "Is your body from McDonald's?"
Woman: "Why, because you're loving it?"
Man: "No, because it's fat and greasy."
Roses are red, my mental health is blue, Karen got no mom like you.
I'd hit you, but if I did, I'd go to jail for animal abuse.