Insult jokes
What did the racist CoD player say to yo mama?
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Your hairline is so bad, when you look in the mirror, your hairline looks like an endangered species.
Bully: You're a loser and fat.
Me: Shut up. The camera thought you were a house.
My friend who is in a wheelchair told me a joke, and I burst out laughing. I told him he should be a stand-up comedian.
Chuck Norris destroys the yo mama!
Memes
I bet you're naked under all those clothes. Slut.
Ok, now I'm not good at telling jokes, but this one is not too bad. One cunt said to another cunt, "Do you get cold at night?"
"Fuck no, cunt," the first cunt said, "Why?"
"I have a built-in set of vertical curtains to keep the cold out, cunt!" xx
Yo mama is so ugly her hairline is receding just to get away from her face.
My friend Josh made a joke about Liam's nonexistent hairline, even though Josh has massive ears and his face looks like a monkey's... if they were white.
What does 1nan + 1nan = 2 smelly fucking dusty dumb fuck nans?
Nice cock, bitch.
Someone came to me and said, "Your dad is gay." I just said, "Wait. You know where my dad is? Please tell me!"
Kid 1: Words can't describe how ugly you are.
Kid 2: Words can describe how beautiful you are.
Kid 1: Aw, thanks!
Kid 2: But numbers can. 0/10
Yo momma's so fat, when she bought a fur coat, all animals went extinct.
Nancy, the throat goat!
Ur face.
Your mother.
Ur mom.
Oops my bad! 😬
When someone says: "You're a mistake."
Say: "The only mistake I see is right in front of me."
Roses are red. Violets are blue. Your mom gay, And so are you.