Insult jokes
I'm not calling you a slut, I'm calling you a penny: two-faced, worthless, and in everyone's pants.
Wife: I will leave you if you call me fat again.
Husband: Wait, dear... Don’t do it for the sake of our kid!
Wife: Kid?
Husband: Yeah, aren’t you pregnant?
My girlfriend called me a cocksucker, but hey, 20 dollars is 20 dollars.
A poor person came up to me and said, "You're ugly." I said, "You remind me of Spider-Man: No Way Home."
Your momma! OHHHHH!
Kalyn: Mrs. Frizzle,
Mrs. Frizzle: Sure.
Kalyn: Can you spell I-C-U-P for me?
Mrs. Frizzle: Shut up, you little fucktard!
Ur mum geiy 69 dinner 42 es dee get rekt kid 360 quikskope biatch!
Your mum is so ugly she made Paul Walker run.
Down syndrome kid: Stop being greedy with the Legos! Me: Stop being greedy with the chromosomes!
"Squid Game" doll be like: "Gugu la gu, your mom, my balls!"
When you decide to turn your high school into your personal shooting range, but you don’t give any proper notice except for a bullet to the head...
My phone battery lasts longer than your relationships.
Friend, you're bold and fat.
Me: Bro, go to the bathroom and look at the mirror. You will probably break it.
Your forehead is so big we could fit the whole alphabet on there.
You suck!
You're so trash that when I dropped you off, I got a ticket for littering.
Roses are red, violets are blue, I thought the Grinch was ugly until I saw you.
You are the reason double doors were invented.
My friend Josh made a joke about Liam's nonexistent hairline, even though Josh has massive ears and his face looks like a monkey's... if they were white.
I know what you did with your mom last night, the orphan. Nah, jit trippin', you thought I had one?