Insult jokes
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Europe.
Europe who?
No, you're a poo.
It’s me back at it again.
The earth was flat till they buried yo mama!!!
Sister: Wanna know the difference between your singing and your flute playing?
Me: Sure... (Expecting a completely different response than what I get.)
Sister: Nvm, they have no difference.
Me: *Confused*
Sister: They're both horrible.
Almost all of you suck. If you're following me, hah, this isn't a joke, but it gave my profile a 1 thingy heheh. KYS, Wade =D
Boy, your momma so ugly she’s denied from the homeless parties in the dumpster.
Quiet kid, your momma so funny she made a joke pop out her a*s.
Ok, now I'm not good at telling jokes, but this one is not too bad. One cunt said to another cunt, "Do you get cold at night?"
"Fuck no, cunt," the first cunt said, "Why?"
"I have a built-in set of vertical curtains to keep the cold out, cunt!" xx
Roses are red, violets are blue. I was born pretty, what happened to you?
There are 10 million million million million million million million million particles in da universe that we can observe.
Yo mama took the ugly ones and put them into one nerd.
You're so fat that people say you're the biggest bird!
I call my dad a motherfucker because he fucked his mom.
You're gay if you see this.
Nancy, the throat goat!
Yo mama is so ugly I heard that your dad first met her at the pound.
What did the pen say to the pencil?
The pen said, "You're pointy."
Jimmy does stand up comedy. He says, "What do you call an orangutan?"
Jake replies, "YOU!" Then everyone, including the teacher, laughs. Jimmy cries.
LOL
What do you call someone with a small dick... whoever is reading this 😉
My phone battery lasts longer than your relationships.
Yo mama is so fat, when she saw the Titanic, she called it small.
Your mama's breath smells so bad, people can't wait for her to fart.
Roses are red. Violets are blue. You smell like shit. And you look like it too.