Insult jokes
Your mamma so fat, Thanos clapped 4 times.
I'll call your mom a cow, but which one?
You’ve got something on your face. Wait, no, it’s just missing something. My dick.
Roses are red, violets are blue. I thought Voldemort was ugly, then I saw you.
Your hairline goes so far back that it was getting whipped in the 1800s.
Your hairline is so ugly, it’s receding from your face to never see you.
BlessedBrian must have been born on April Fools’ Day... because he’s a joke every day of the year.
Were you born on a highway? Because that's where most accidents happen.
Yo mama so ugly that when Hello Kitty saw her, she said, "Goodbye!"
The tables in my class are straight, but I can’t say the same thing for your hairline.
Yo mama is so ugly, her pictures hang themselves.
Yo mama is so ugly, she gave Michael Myers nightmares.
Yo momma's so hairy that when the baby came out, it got rug burn.
Roses are red, violets are blue, I have a joke, so are you.
Your head looks like a joke.
Why doesn't Laila in UHS need an insult?
Have a look at her face!
What's one way to drain someone's ego?
Hand them a mirror, and say they should see how ugly they turned out in life.
Your momma is so slutty, they hired her as a condom tester.
What do you call a rude math teacher with a lisp?
A mathive dick.
It's a joke, not a dick. Don't take it so hard.