Insult jokes

Yo mama's cheeks are red, I don't know why.

Son: Mom, can I tell you something?

Mom: Yes, of course, honey, what's up?

Son: Ok, you have terrible jokes! They're not even funny!

Mom: Well, I made you.

Why doesn't Laila in UHS need an insult?

Have a look at her face!

When someone says you're an orphan, say, "At least I was wanted, unlike you!"

Yo mama is so ugly, she gave Michael Myers nightmares.

Your head looks like a joke.

You are a joke.

"Stupid ass baby."

Yo momma's so hairy that when the baby came out, it got rug burn.

Yo mama was so fat that when she stepped on the scale the scale said: "You gained another pound, nice going fatso, a few more ounces and you can qualify for your own zip code!"

Your mamma so fat, Thanos clapped 4 times.

Something you can say about your furniture, but not your partner: "Those legs sure hold a lot of weight."

TJ's hairline is so far back his friends don't even want to talk to his ugly ass!

Hey Siri, what’s in my bank account?

You stupid shit, piece of elephant crap, you’re so ugly that when you were born, your nickname was bastard! You’re so ugly, that your crush fainted in front of you and was proclaimed dead! You’re so ugly that-

(Destroys phone cutely)

Comic: God, you're a fuckin' virgin, aren't you?!

Gerald: No! I've been 'round the block loads of times; women practically drool over me.

Comic: Yeah, and the Archbishop of Banterbury, mate. A name like Gerald, and with added 'four eyes' like them shit pair of glasses from FOUR EYED SPECCY INSTITUTION, mate, the only woman your dick has been in was when you were inside your mom's womb.

If you're in a roast battle with a homophobe and they are talking mad shit, just say:

"The only thing looser than your mouth is your asshole!"

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Atoms are small, But so are you!

Biden: My girlfriend called me a pedophile. I said, "That's a pretty big word for a 9-year-old!"

Bully: You are ugly.

Me: You are so fat, you are the Call of Duty map.

Why are Deepika Amar's jokes so shit?

Because he is a smelly cunt.