Insult jokes
Yo mama so dumb, she thought a quarterback was a refund.
Roses are red, violets are blue, You'll suck my dick 'cause I'm stronger than you.
What is the best part about eating cake? Your mom.
What do you call a mean cow?
Beef jerky.
When I try to eat, but I hurt my feet. When I using a hoe, but I hurt my toe. When I going to a doctor, but then I get trolled. Oh I just, want to say, what the flip?!!
When I using a copper, but I enveloped by a hopper. When I trying to draw someone, but it ended up with a punishment. When I spit on a bunny, it jumps right on me. Oh I just, want to say, what the flip?!!
When I growing older, someone called me a slacker. When I was 33, I bumped into a tree. When I getting angry, people calls me crazy lady. Oh I just, want to say, what the flip?!!
Hey, guy, you suck! Why do I suck? Because you're the one that's sucking juice out of a straw.
You're so ugly, that's why me and your hairline go far back.
Yo mama is so stupid that she called pest control for gym rats.
Chuck Norris destroys the yo mama!
Ama is a bitch. I want him to die and kill himself.
"Stupid ass baby."
Boi, you're the reason the Great Wall of China is a thing. You're so ugly the Chinese needed to block you out!
F*ck you.
Yo mama so dumb, when Fox Five said it's chilly outside, she brought a bowlllllll!
I was going to talk about your chin, but I wasn't sure which one to write about.
You guys asked for a joke? Well, you're in luck, because you already are one!
What did the sand say when it got into a fight with the ocean?
"Oh my God, you're such a beach!"
Your forehead is so big that it's visible on the world map!
An orphan walks on a path asking for his mum. Soon he remembers he doesn't have a mum.
(Also, I had sex with ur mum. She was screaming "daddy~")
Biggest chungus to the rescue, fat bitches!