Insult jokes
Your mum's hairline was so big that Dora the Explorer could not find it.
Your hairline is so ugly, it's stretching down to Bikini Bottom.
Yo mama is so ugly, her self-portraits hanged themselves.
You look like a double dipped chocolate chip cliff flipped glazed charcoal slim jim Mr. clog hunch frap, no feet, 9 arms, 17 stomachs. You stepdad beat you with a wiffle ball bat. NBA Youngboy was in your bathroom spitting on you and now you got herpes on your left side cheek.
Roses are red and violets are blue, I have 5 fingers, the third one's for you.
What should I sell my dragon for?
Dragon these balls across yo face!
Your hairline is so far back you look like Frankenstein.
Yo mama is so fat that when she walked past the TV, I missed three episodes.
Yo mama so ugly Donald Trump said "wrong!"
Hell you fuck, bitch, dick!
Yo momma is so ugly, she gets rejected by dead people.
Jo mama is so fat that I could write 3 paragraphs, and she still wouldn't fit!
Yep, if someone says to you, "I can't roast trash," say, "Well, some trash is used for recycling, and that is why you have a baby brother!"
When someone says you're an orphan, say, "At least I was wanted, unlike you!"
Your mama so ugly she went by a TV and missed eight episodes.
Yo mama's cheeks are red, I don't know why.
Son: Mom, can I tell you something?
Mom: Yes, of course, honey, what's up?
Son: Ok, you have terrible jokes! They're not even funny!
Mom: Well, I made you.
Why doesn't Laila in UHS need an insult?
Have a look at her face!
Yo mama is so stupid, she thought keeping you was a good idea!
I would build you a monument so that you would finally come up with clever thoughts.