Insult

Insult jokes

Orphan

When someone says you're an orphan, say, "At least I was wanted, unlike you!"

Memes

Insult memes

Orphan

New teacher: "I was an orphan when I was young."

Student: "But!"

Teacher: "Is something missing?"

Student: "Your parents!"

Virgin

Comic: God, you're a fuckin' virgin, aren't you?!

Gerald: No! I've been 'round the block loads of times; women practically drool over me.

Comic: Yeah, and the Archbishop of Banterbury, mate. A name like Gerald, and with added 'four eyes' like them shit pair of glasses from FOUR EYED SPECCY INSTITUTION, mate, the only woman your dick has been in was when you were inside your mom's womb.

Homophobe

If you're in a roast battle with a homophobe and they are talking mad shit, just say:

"The only thing looser than your mouth is your asshole!"

Atom

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Atoms are small, But so are you!

Pedophile

Biden: My girlfriend called me a pedophile. I said, "That's a pretty big word for a 9-year-old!"

Call

Bully: You are ugly.

Me: You are so fat, you are the Call of Duty map.

Cunt

Why are Deepika Amar's jokes so shit?

Because he is a smelly cunt.

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    • Fat

    Say this to someone who is fat that you don't like (make sure he's a virgin):

    "You're so fat you can sell shaaade!! That's why you're a virgin and you masturbaaate!!! Yeah, I've see you, touching your 1 centimetre and if you have a gf she's is a cheater!!"

    Make sure to say "shaaade" not "shade". And say "maturbaaate" (also try to say a D not a T in maturbaaate) not "masturbate".

    Hairline

    Your hairline is so bad, when you look in the mirror, your hairline looks like an endangered species.

    Loser

    Bully: You're a loser and fat.

    Me: Shut up. The camera thought you were a house.

    Comedian

    My friend who is in a wheelchair told me a joke, and I burst out laughing. I told him he should be a stand-up comedian.