Insult jokes
bully: "Your life's a joke."
me: "My life's not a joke, jokes have meaning."
Want to hear a joke?
Your face.
Yo mama is such a slut, she could get slapped by a pack of hot dogs and get pregnant.
Your hairline is so bent, the McDonald's logo hairline made fun of it.
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“If you're a dwarf and you're offended by that, grow up.”
Political correctness has gone too far! You have to say "cognitive decline" rather than "Alzheimer's ridden shitbag"!
You are so ugly when you gave birth to your baby, you gave it carpet burn.
Yo mama so fat, she doesn't need internet, because she's already WORLDWIDE!
What is a cow on two legs?
Yo mama!
Roses are red, I sniff marijuana, I have five fingers, The middle one is for your vagina.
Roses are red, Violets are blue, Your daddy is gay, So are you!
My sister keeps cursing... so I made fun of her... "fuk fuk fuk fuk fuk fuk fuk fuk", fowl language is for chickens!
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Yo mama!
What can change color and get beat up?
You.
"I think my baby is so similar to me!"
"True, but the most important thing is that he is healthy!"
You're so full of shit that you need a colostomy bag to clean you out.
Me: Are you an alien?
Friend: No.
Me: Yeah, because you're too ugly to be one.
When someone says: "You're a mistake."
Say: "The only mistake I see is right in front of me."
Yo mama so FAT, she can't handle files bigger than 4 GB.
I'd insult BlessedBrian, but it seems NATURE beat me to it.