Insult jokes
Chuck Norris destroys the yo mama!
Your mom, bro! XD Roasted! Lmfaoooooooooo!
Spy: Hahaha.
Me: What?
Spy: Time to pick up your mother.
Me: Oh no....
Yo mama so dumb, when Fox Five said it's chilly outside, she brought a bowlllllll!
Wanna hear a joke?
Your face.
I was going to talk about your chin, but I wasn't sure which one to write about.
Your forehead is so big that it's visible on the world map!
What is the best part about eating cake? Your mom.
Your hairline is so far back you look like Frankenstein.
Hey, guy, you suck! Why do I suck? Because you're the one that's sucking juice out of a straw.
Boi, you're the reason the Great Wall of China is a thing. You're so ugly the Chinese needed to block you out!
You guys asked for a joke? Well, you're in luck, because you already are one!
1. Are you talking to me because I think you talked to my backside?
2. Your mom must taste good because it is always in your mouth.
3. My foot lasts longer than your life.
"Stupid ass baby."
F*ck you.
What did the sand say when it got into a fight with the ocean?
"Oh my God, you're such a beach!"
Your mom's asshole.
I fucked your mum last night, that she was salty.
An orphan walks on a path asking for his mum. Soon he remembers he doesn't have a mum.
(Also, I had sex with ur mum. She was screaming "daddy~")
Biggest chungus to the rescue, fat bitches!