Insult jokes
Roses are red, violets are blue. I was born pretty, what happened to you?
An orphan comes up to me and says, "You're ugly." I said, "You remind me of Spider-Man: No Way Home."
Yo mama is so stupid, she thought keeping you was a good idea!
I said I’m losing my mind. My friend said, “You didn’t have much to begin with.”
You’ve got something on your face. Wait, no, it’s just missing something. My dick.
Memes
Your hairline goes so far back that it was getting whipped in the 1800s.
Your hairline is so ugly, it’s receding from your face to never see you.
Roses are red, violets are blue. I thought Voldemort was ugly, then I saw you.
Your hairline go so far back it remember the Civil War, ugly ahh.
Comic: God, you're a fuckin' virgin, aren't you?!
Gerald: No! I've been 'round the block loads of times; women practically drool over me.
Comic: Yeah, and the Archbishop of Banterbury, mate. A name like Gerald, and with added 'four eyes' like them shit pair of glasses from FOUR EYED SPECCY INSTITUTION, mate, the only woman your dick has been in was when you were inside your mom's womb.
If you're in a roast battle with a homophobe and they are talking mad shit, just say:
"The only thing looser than your mouth is your asshole!"
Roses are red, Violets are blue, Atoms are small, But so are you!
Biden: My girlfriend called me a pedophile. I said, "That's a pretty big word for a 9-year-old!"
Bully: You are ugly.
Me: You are so fat, you are the Call of Duty map.
Why are Deepika Amar's jokes so shit?
Because he is a smelly cunt.
Say this to someone who is fat that you don't like (make sure he's a virgin):
"You're so fat you can sell shaaade!! That's why you're a virgin and you masturbaaate!!! Yeah, I've see you, touching your 1 centimetre and if you have a gf she's is a cheater!!"
Make sure to say "shaaade" not "shade". And say "maturbaaate" (also try to say a D not a T in maturbaaate) not "masturbate".
Roses are red, violets are blue,
Your brother is gay, and so are you.
What did the racist CoD player say to yo mama?
132.513.531.332
Your forehead is like my dad.
Non-existent.
Your hairline is so bad, when you look in the mirror, your hairline looks like an endangered species.