Insult jokes
What is a chode?
Ur mom gay, ur dad lesbian.
My bully: Your face is ugly.
Me: Yeah well your mom is so fat she broke the stairway to heaven.
My bully: :(
What is dumb, yo mama, you dumb stupid idiot?
Your hairline is so far back you look like Frankenstein.
Yo mama so ugly, Itachi couldn't look at her to put her in a genjutsu.
I’m a paki nonse.
At the restaurant, the waitress starts flirting with me. "She must have COVID," my wife said. "Why?" I asked. "'Cause she clearly has no taste." She responded.
1. Are you talking to me because I think you talked to my backside?
2. Your mom must taste good because it is always in your mouth.
3. My foot lasts longer than your life.
Yo momma so fat, her belt size is E for Equator.
Three people having sex is a threesome; two people is a twosome. So next time someone calls you "handsome," don't take it as a compliment.
Yo mama jokes are so old, like your mom.
You are so poor, when I pass you, you ask for spare change, and I was poor, too.
Your name is baller cuz ur in my mom's baller.
Yo mama so gay that she made left and right turn straight.
Highest level of insult by a girl by seeing a guy's dick:
"I can shit bigger logs than that thing of your's" 🤣
What's the difference between you and an egg?
An egg gets laid.
Y'all smell like ass!
Yo mama has such a big forehead, she is the CEO of foreheads!
Kid: "I fucked your mom."
Orphan: "What's a mom?"