Insult

Insult jokes

Hairline

Your hairline is so bad, when you look in the mirror, your hairline looks like an endangered species.

Loser

Bully: You're a loser and fat.

Me: Shut up. The camera thought you were a house.

Comedian

My friend who is in a wheelchair told me a joke, and I burst out laughing. I told him he should be a stand-up comedian.

Cunt

Ok, now I'm not good at telling jokes, but this one is not too bad. One cunt said to another cunt, "Do you get cold at night?"

"Fuck no, cunt," the first cunt said, "Why?"

"I have a built-in set of vertical curtains to keep the cold out, cunt!" xx

Yo mama

Yo mama is so ugly her hairline is receding just to get away from her face.

Friend

My friend Josh made a joke about Liam's nonexistent hairline, even though Josh has massive ears and his face looks like a monkey's... if they were white.

Nan

What does 1nan + 1nan = 2 smelly fucking dusty dumb fuck nans?

Dad

Someone came to me and said, "Your dad is gay." I just said, "Wait. You know where my dad is? Please tell me!"

Kid

Kid 1: Words can't describe how ugly you are.

Kid 2: Words can describe how beautiful you are.

Kid 1: Aw, thanks!

Kid 2: But numbers can. 0/10

Momma

Yo momma's so fat, when she bought a fur coat, all animals went extinct.

Mistake

When someone says: "You're a mistake."

Say: "The only mistake I see is right in front of me."

Mom

Roses are red. Violets are blue. Your mom gay, And so are you.