Insult jokes
Girlfriend: Babe, what do you think of our love?
Me: Look at the stars in the sky.
Girlfriend: Aww... it’s infinity, right?
Me: No, it’s a waste of time.
Girlfriend: I’m breaking up with you.
Me: Whatever, when I take out the trash, I think of you.
Kile: Hey, asshole! I bet you listen to trash 50 Cent! How about you get to quarters, listen to him! My favorite rapper is the best of all! How about you go eat a cracker, you parrot nose, fuck!
Remy: I'm... y-y... YOUR DUMBER THAN ANT! I BET YOUR FAVORITE RAPPER IS A CANDY RAPPER!!
Bully: Hey virgin!
Victim: I'm not a virgin, just ask your sister.
Bully: I don't have a sister, dumbass.
Victim: Just wait nine months.
Ya mums, ya dad.
Brother: Your nuts!
Sister: What do you mean? You're the one that has the nuts!
Your forehead is so big that your face touches your chin.
Violets are red, so is your face. I thought I was ugly, but then I saw you.
What did the triangle say to the circle?
You're pointless.
If you need help, you will need trash, 'cause you the trash.
Bully: Ur momma so fat that the whales said we are family even though you are a little bigger than us.
Nerd: Yo momma so ugly that when she went in the bathtub, the water jumped out.
Silence...................punch!
The wife said, "Honey! Do you like my new teeth?"
The husband replied, "They remind me of stars, darling!"
"Yellow and far apart."
Why does Donald Trump smell like dog shit? Cuz he's a dawg!
Cheer for fun on the telephone and singing, "We are family!" Even then, your dad, really, he's fat, just like your dad. And your mom's fat ass, b**** ass, looking like an Oompa Loompa self, looking like an ugly.
You're so fat, when you say the n-word, boogers come out.
You are short.
Your hairline goes so far back that even God said, "I learned about it in my days."
A kid tell me he was gonna f**k my mom on Fortnite! So I told him I was gonna double pump his mom until she was wet like moisty meyers.
Like if you're not a gay.
Dislike if you're furry.
Repost if you HATE blacks.
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What do vacuums and your mom have in common?
They both suck.
Yo mama is so ugly, she gave Michael Myers nightmares.
Why is your mom ugly, bozo?