Chuck Norris destroys the yo mama!
Insult Jokes
I bet you're naked under all those clothes. Slut.
Ok, now I'm not good at telling jokes, but this one is not too bad. One cunt said to another cunt, "Do you get cold at night?"
"Fuck no, cunt," the first cunt said, "Why?"
"I have a built-in set of vertical curtains to keep the cold out, cunt!" xx
Yo mama is so ugly her hairline is receding just to get away from her face.
My friend Josh made a joke about Liam's nonexistent hairline, even though Josh has massive ears and his face looks like a monkey's... if they were white.
What does 1nan + 1nan = 2 smelly fucking dusty dumb fuck nans?
Nice cock, bitch.
Someone came to me and said, "Your dad is gay." I just said, "Wait. You know where my dad is? Please tell me!"
Kid 1: Words can't describe how ugly you are.
Kid 2: Words can describe how beautiful you are.
Kid 1: Aw, thanks!
Kid 2: But numbers can. 0/10
Yo momma's so fat, when she bought a fur coat, all animals went extinct.
Nancy, the throat goat!
Ur face.
Your mother.
Ur mom.
Oops my bad! 😬
When someone says: "You're a mistake."
Say: "The only mistake I see is right in front of me."
Roses are red. Violets are blue. Your mom gay, And so are you.
Yo mama's so ugly, when she was little, she had to trick-or-treat by phone.
Bully says, "You are DISGUSTING!!!!!!"
The girl says, "Just like your face."
Your face looks like my butt, but it looks like you.
Ur mom is emo.
