Insult jokes
Jo mama is so fat that I could write 3 paragraphs, and she still wouldn't fit!
Hell you fuck, bitch, dick!
Yo momma is so ugly, she gets rejected by dead people.
A B C D E F G H I see a bitch in front of me.
Yep, if someone says to you, "I can't roast trash," say, "Well, some trash is used for recycling, and that is why you have a baby brother!"
What should I sell my dragon for?
Dragon these balls across yo face!
Some kid in a wheelchair called me fat.
I told her, "Do a wheelie!"
Hey Gwen! What is a bean's specialty? Being a jerk!
Your mama so ugly she went by a TV and missed eight episodes.
Yo mama is so fat that when she walked past the TV, I missed three episodes.
Your hairline is so far back you look like Frankenstein.
Son: Mom, can I tell you something?
Mom: Yes, of course, honey, what's up?
Son: Ok, you have terrible jokes! They're not even funny!
Mom: Well, I made you.
Yo mama's cheeks are red, I don't know why.
Why doesn't Laila in UHS need an insult?
Have a look at her face!
When someone says you're an orphan, say, "At least I was wanted, unlike you!"
Yo mama is so ugly, she gave Michael Myers nightmares.
Your head looks like a joke.
You are a joke.
Yo momma's so hairy that when the baby came out, it got rug burn.
"Stupid ass baby."