Insult jokes
Papyrus: Sans, I have a joke. What do you call someone lazy and incompetent?
Sans: What do you call them?
Papyrus: YOU! NOW GET UP AND CLEAN YOUR ROOM, YOU LAZY BONES!
Your forehead is so big that it said, "To be continued."
Your hairline goes so far back your mom can't even reach it.
Yo forehead is so freaking big, but not bigger than my BBC. 😏
Your nan.
Me and her Lol
My girlfriend called me a "bot" in Fortnite, so I called her "sandwich maker 3000."
You lot are sick sons of bitches!
Your hairline is so bent, the McDonald's logo hairline made fun of it.
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I sucked your mom's anus.
Bully: You're a loser and fat.
Me: Shut up. The camera thought you were a house.
I drew a fist on a body, and then I drew a guy saying to him, "That dude's a knucklehead!"
Ur mum smells like shit, yeah, so she sucks a man off and washing machine. Yo, don’t at me, yeah, you chicken breath.
Yo mama is so ugly her hairline is receding just to get away from her face.
Yo momma so fat, her belt size is E for Equator.
What was Osama's favourite food... yer nan?
Your mom is the biggest tosser on the planet, yeah, you heard right.
I don't have to strain myself a blood vessel and be wankin' solo anymore; she saved me a whole load of arthritis.
A bully walks up to a kid named Billy to insult him and steal his lunch money.
Later that night when he is at home, the bully’s father comes into his room to insult him and take the lunch money he stole.
The father walks down stair to check on his father in the living room. When he walks in, his father insults him and takes the lunch money.
The grandfather of the bully walks into the back yard and in the dark is Billy. The grandfather walks up to him and says “Where’s my money, you worthless old fart?”
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Yo mama!
I would roast you, but you don't have any meat!
Ur dad
Omg, I'm sooooo sry!!!!!