Insult jokes

Is your middle name Fancy Feast?

'Cause your face looks like a can of dog food.

John saw a Gay in a wheelchair.

"I didn't know a man could be a fruit and a Vegetable!"

Roses are red, violets are blue, at the end of the day, you're gay.

Yo mamma's so fat no one was laughing, but the ground was cracking up.

Yo mama so short, Super Mario mistook her for a Goomba and jumped on her head.

Your mama so ugly, when Santa Claus came to her house and saw her, he said, "HO HO HOLY SHIT THAT'S ONE UGLY BITCH!"

Roses are red, violets are blue, she is hot, but you're as ugly as poo.

What's the difference between an erection and Edward Holland? Nothing, they're both dicks.

Your hairline goes so far back your mom can't even reach it.

What do you call a flat-chested emo?

A chopping board.

You know, being a bitch is hard... but I found the person who's up for the challenge... you.

Your hairline is so bent, the McDonald's logo hairline made fun of it.

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The dick said to the ass, "this place is a shit hole."

The ass replied, "Yes, but you still keep coming."

The Annoying Orange called Donald Trump a copycat.

Yo, your hairline is so small that you're bald.

When the bully says, "You're adopted," so you hit him with, "At least someone wanted me!"

I once had a cat that reminded me of Doug Ford.

Fat, mean, and probably inbred.

Wanna hear a joke?

YOUR MOM!

OHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!

You are the gayest.

I went to an emo kid who just got a haircut, and instead of saying, "Like your cut, G," I slapped his arm and said, "I like your cuts, G."