Mater jokes

Q: What is the best Disney character?

A: Toe Mater.

"Ur Mater."

M to de B, m to de B = master bate.

Guys, the person that said "suck a dick" was Mase. His real name is Mason, so ya.

What starts with "s" and ends with "erm"? SuperM.

This means both "matrix" and "master" so take out the "u" and then you just get "master". When you think of sperm, you think of porn. If you're a master at something, you're also a star at it. So you get porn star.

Where did Milky Way get its degree?

At the university.