Insult jokes
I was gonna say when you were born your mum saw you and screamed, but I remembered you were adopted...
You're so fat, you have more chins than a fat Chinese with heaps of chins!
Roses are red, Violets are blue, Your daddy is gay, So are you!
Son: Mom, can I tell you something?
Mom: Yes, of course, honey, what's up?
Son: Ok, you have terrible jokes! They're not even funny!
Mom: Well, I made you.
I'll call your mom a cow, but which one?
Your mom is so fat that when she fell on the sidewalk, nobody laughed, but the sidewalk cracked up.
10 dicks up your mom's ass!
I went to the dump truck today, and my wife said, "Thanks for visiting."
Your forehead is so big that babies can use it as a full-sized football pitch!
What's the difference between yo mama and a fat ugly pig? - I never fucked that fat ugly pig...
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You're the cow.
Roses are red, violets are blue, You told me I'm ugly, nah, you look like a monkey!
I told my mother I'm a sexy cunt. She said, "No, you got cancer, you twat."
Bully says, "You are DISGUSTING!!!!!!"
The girl says, "Just like your face."
Were you born on a highway? Because that's where most accidents happen.
Yo mama's so ugly, she threw a boomerang and it refused to come back.
Tarik is a retard.
Yo mama so ugly even bullets refuse to kill her.
Yo mama so stupid that she shit and farted on you, asshole!
If I wanted to commit suicide, I would climb up to your ego, and then jump down to your IQ.