Insult jokes

Ur mum—oh wait, you don't have that.

What animal gets easily offended? The chicken; they always get roasted.

Your mom is so slow, it took her 9 months to make a joke.

Comic: God, you're a fuckin' virgin, aren't you?!

Gerald: No! I've been 'round the block loads of times; women practically drool over me.

Comic: Yeah, and the Archbishop of Banterbury, mate. A name like Gerald, and with added 'four eyes' like them shit pair of glasses from FOUR EYED SPECCY INSTITUTION, mate, the only woman your dick has been in was when you were inside your mom's womb.

Tarik is a retard.

Yo momma so ugly, her blood type is puss.

Roses are red, violets are blue, poetry is gay, and so are you.

Yo mama so ugly a rapist wouldn't even touch her with a barge pole.

Fuck you and your shitty family!

“If you're a dwarf and you're offended by that, grow up.”

At school, this gurl was like, "You're ugly!" And I'm like, "Gurl, your mirror cracks the moment you step in front of it."

Nancy, the throat goat!

Damn girl, are you a smoke detector? Because you're super annoying and won't shut up.

Yo mama so fat, she sat on my dick and broke it.

Paki curry is shit.

Name a nut. You because are nuts.

Yo mama is so ugly Bob the Builder said, "I can't fix that!"

Roses are red, violets are black. Why is your chest as flat as your back?

Yo mama so FAT, she can't handle files bigger than 4 GB.

If an old person tells you what to do just say, "At least my parents are alive!"