Demeaning jokes

Them, losers.

Life is too short, just like me. Get roasted, short people!

Aaron is ginger.

Tarik is a retard.

Q: Ten shepherds out in the sheep field. How do you know which one's gay?

A: He's the one the sheep fuck!

(I'm gay, and I know this joke is demeaning and inappropriate, but I still think it's funny as a 2-inch penis.)

Like it if you judge people's hairlines.

My friends: Ugh, why are you so lazy and no fun?

My parents: Why can't you be like your siblings?

My teacher: I don't care if you're depressed, focus on your study!

The songs: We understand you :)

Maths...

....Addition, frustration, subtraction, aggression, depression.

Slavery and discipline, it's kind of the same thing. You get whipped for doing the wrong thing.

A sign that broadcast television has less impact on the masses: The force-feeding of Kelly Clarkson on network television has yet to impact the large stacks of Kelly Clarkson CDs collecting dust in Goodwill, right next to those James Last LPs.