Insult jokes
I know 5 fat people, and your mama is 4 of them.
When they said sin was ugly to look at, I didn't know God would use you as an example.
If Pete and Chasten Buttigieg had a baby, it would be a turd covered in semen.
Cyber bully: Your mom giey.
Me: nO U
Bully: My d*ck is longer than your password.
Me: Sorry mate, it's so short, get a longer one! 🤣
Yo mama's so ugly, she could make an onion cry.
Your hairline is so long that when you finally found the length of it, you told someone and they said, "Don't give me your phone number."
Your hairline jokes are so bad that they make me want to rip all my hair out.
Your sister: You're so ugly.
Me: But we look the same, so who's also ugly?
What does Santa say about my mom? HO HO HO!
It would be a miracle if someone figured out the length of your hairline.
You're so ugly, when you went to the makeup store, it shut down.
What does a construction worker say to another construction worker?
Screw you!
If ugliness was a brick, you would be the Great Wall of China.
If you're bored, hump Danny and fuck him. What is he, goons do fuck rock?
Yo mama has such a big forehead, she is the CEO of foreheads!
What did the blender say to the orange juice?
"What the fuck are you, you are so fucking stupid, shut the fuck up."
Roses are red, violets are blue, I don't wanna say this, but nobody cares about you.
Roses are red, violets are blue.
My heart is dead because of you.
Actually, not because of you... because of your face.
Your mother.