Insult jokes
Roses are red, violets are blue. Your dad is gay, so are you.
I looked at your hairline, and when I saw you, I thought to myself of the last time I was a baby.
"Go frick a cow!"
"I already fricked your mother."
Kile: Hey, asshole! I bet you listen to trash 50 Cent! How about you get to quarters, listen to him! My favorite rapper is the best of all! How about you go eat a cracker, you parrot nose, fuck!
Remy: I'm... y-y... YOUR DUMBER THAN ANT! I BET YOUR FAVORITE RAPPER IS A CANDY RAPPER!!
Roses are red, flowers are pretty, I heard your mom has a nice pair of titties.
Bully: Ur momma so fat that the whales said we are family even though you are a little bigger than us.
Nerd: Yo momma so ugly that when she went in the bathtub, the water jumped out.
Silence...................punch!
If you need help, you will need trash, 'cause you the trash.
Q: You have problems, I think your disease is BOOFA.
Q: What boofa?
A: Boofa deez nuts in yo mouth!
Brother: Your nuts!
Sister: What do you mean? You're the one that has the nuts!
I saw a fat dude wearing a shirt that said "guess." I said 215kg, he didn't find it as funny.
You're so fat, when you say the n-word, boogers come out.
Yo mama is so ugly, she gave Michael Myers nightmares.
Your mama so chubby, people call her fat.
Why does Donald Trump smell like dog shit? Cuz he's a dawg!
Yo momma is like a penny...
Two-faced, worthless, and in everyone's pants!
Why is your mom ugly, bozo?
A guy walks into a bar, he's like, "What's your number, lad?" and the woman is like, "298-777-fatso.com" and he walked home depressed.
Roses are red, I am very cool, You, on the other hand, Need to drown yourself in a pool.
Your hairline is so big, not even a black hole can eat it!
If someone is bullying you for being fat, remember, you're the bigger person, a MUCH bigger person.