Insult jokes
My brother said, "Bruh, why you so ugly plus why do you stink?" Me: "Is that supposed to be a roast? I got one for you. Why do you look like you came out the wrong side of your mother? Instead of her stomach, you came out of her butt. That's why you were born with brown spots on your head. That's her poop, you stupid fuckface." My friends: "Ouch that's gotta hurt."
When my friend says I suck at something, I'm like, "U swallow."
Ur mom, ohhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh!
I have no friends :'(
When I try to roast someone; Boiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiii you stink!
FUCK OFF GULLER!
Memes
YOOOO,PAUSE💀
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Yo mama!
You suck!
Your dad's a cunt.
You're so ugly your mom said, "I want an abortion."
Your mum so fat she's diabetic... LOL
If you're bored, hump Danny and fuck him. What is he, goons do fuck rock?
"Kill yourself."
"Kill me yourself, pussy."
Cao ni man sha bi lalla shabi.
Dick muncher.
If your dad said, "Take out the trash," he means to take you out.
Who's Joe?
Joe Mama sucks my fat nuts, bitch!
My dad is a pussy.
Y'all smell like ass!
Are you with Alex?
Fucking retarded. Go dig a home die, people!
Yo mama so fat, she said the N-word!