Insult jokes
You are so ugly when you gave birth to your baby, you gave it carpet burn.
Yo mama so stupid, you could not even be born because of her idioticness.
I hope every time you watch YouTube, you get 30 second unskippable ads!
Yo mama's ass is maddddd crusty!
1. Your brother says... “you look ugly.” You say back... “Nice, I was trying to look like you.”
2. You're so dumb, I'm surprised you even made it to kindergarten.
3. The ugly vowels: A, E, I, O, and YOU.
What is a chode?
Yo mama is so ugly that even Donald Trump couldn't be inside her dreams.
Bully: Your fat.
Me: Fat is something to fix, but your face isn't.
I fucked your mum last night, that she was salty.
Boy: Your dick is so small, oh wait, you don't have one.
Older boy: UNO reverse card!
Yo momma so slutty, when she got a throat swab, the lab found eight different types of semen on her tonsils.
Political correctness has gone too far! You have to say "cognitive decline" rather than "Alzheimer's ridden shitbag"!
How old is uuuuuurrrr mom?
Five.
Cringe.... I know that was a crap joke... not even a joke.
Poopy face, poopy face, poopy poopy poopy face!
What did the boy say to the girl? "Damn! You pissy, stank!"
What is dumb, yo mama, you dumb stupid idiot?
"I'm gay."
"No, u."
I'm so smart, wanna know why? Because you're gay.
Your mama.
Hey, guy, you suck! Why do I suck? Because you're the one that's sucking juice out of a straw.