Insult jokes

Your name is baller cuz ur in my mom's baller.

Yo mama's ass is mad crusty.

I'm having sex with your mother. That makes me better than you.

I'm having sex with your mother. That makes me better than you.

*guitar solo*

Conor MacGregor to Poirier: "Your wife is your husband!"

(After the fight, or should I say after the fracture.)

Poirier: Really, bitch?

I will mummyfry you!

Yo mama so fat, Trump used her like a wall.

Ur mom gay dab.

Bro, you can't be talking. You built like Barney the dinosaur. Barney is a dinosaur with dinosaur sensation.

Hey, do you know who Dragon248 is? No, who is he? He's dragging these balls off your face.

I'd say you were the spawn of Satan, but that would be an insult to Satan.

My brother said, "Bruh, why you so ugly plus why do you stink?" Me: "Is that supposed to be a roast? I got one for you. Why do you look like you came out the wrong side of your mother? Instead of her stomach, you came out of her butt. That's why you were born with brown spots on your head. That's her poop, you stupid fuckface." My friends: "Ouch that's gotta hurt."

When my friend says I suck at something, I'm like, "U swallow."

Ur mom, ohhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh!

I have no friends :'(

FUCK OFF GULLER!

When I try to roast someone; Boiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiii you stink!

You're so ugly your mom said, "I want an abortion."

If you're bored, hump Danny and fuck him. What is he, goons do fuck rock?

"Kill yourself."

"Kill me yourself, pussy."

Your mum so fat she's diabetic... LOL

You suck!