Insult jokes
When my friend says I suck at something, I'm like, "U swallow."
Yo mama!
Your mom.
Why does shit come out your asshole? Cause fuck you, that's why.
Lol, dick, I'm the dick and duck.
Memes
Me arguing with the stupid idiots
Ya mums, ya dad.
Bro, you can't be talking. You built like Barney the dinosaur. Barney is a dinosaur with dinosaur sensation.
Hey, do you know who Dragon248 is? No, who is he? He's dragging these balls off your face.
Ur mom gay dab.
Your name is baller cuz ur in my mom's baller.
"Get a life, dum dums!"
Says the fucking moron.
"Baka Johnny, fat baka."
Yo, your hairline is so small that you're bald.
You are so ugly my man died.
Yo mama's ass is mad crusty.
Conor MacGregor to Poirier: "Your wife is your husband!"
(After the fight, or should I say after the fracture.)
Poirier: Really, bitch?
I'm having sex with your mother. That makes me better than you.
I'm having sex with your mother. That makes me better than you.
*guitar solo*
I will mummyfry you!
Yo mama so fat, Trump used her like a wall.
I'd say you were the spawn of Satan, but that would be an insult to Satan.