Insult jokes

Your life.

What do you call a burnt retard?

Tomato

Political correctness has gone too far! You have to say "cognitive decline" rather than "Alzheimer's ridden shitbag"!

Yo momma so slutty, when she got a throat swab, the lab found eight different types of semen on her tonsils.

Suck on my big fat ding dong, you idiot!

Your hairline is so ugly it looks worse than your mom's.

Roses are red, violets are blue, at the end of the day, you're gay.

Yo mama so ugly, she went to a fat concert and they said no experts allowed! 😂

Yo mamma sucks!

Yo mama is so ugly, even the ugliest person in the world looked like a sword standing next to her.

Huh what you say?

Come fight me, suck a dick.

Yo mama's ass is maddddd crusty!

What do my cock and money have in common?

Your mom.

There are 10 million million million million million million million million particles in da universe that we can observe.

Yo mama took the ugly ones and put them into one nerd.

Normal people have a four-head, but bro... you got a fourteen-head.

1. Your brother says... “you look ugly.” You say back... “Nice, I was trying to look like you.”

2. You're so dumb, I'm surprised you even made it to kindergarten.

3. The ugly vowels: A, E, I, O, and YOU.

What is a chode?

Yo mama so stupid, you could not even be born because of her idioticness.

You are so ugly when you gave birth to your baby, you gave it carpet burn.

I hope every time you watch YouTube, you get 30 second unskippable ads!