Insult jokes
Imagine calling a dragon "fucking dewi."
Your hairline is so bad, when people see the back of your head they say "nice beard!"
"Roses are red, Shut up and go to bed!"
Who's Joe?
Joe Mama sucks my fat nuts, bitch!
Wanna know the last words of the south tower?
"HAHA LOOK AT YOU! IMAGINE BEING HIT YOU L BOZO!"
When some1 talks shit about you, simply say, "I'm surprised that your teeth aren't brown from all the shit talking you do"
When someone calls you gay, say:
"I'm straight, straighter than your hairline!"
TJ's hairline is so far back his friends don't even want to talk to his ugly ass!
I know your name is baller cause I'm gonna put my baller into yo MOTHER HOLLER!
Yo mama was so fat that when she stepped on the scale, the scale said: "OOOWWWWW!!!! Get off me, you overweight bucket of lard."
I told my mother I'm a sexy cunt. She said, "No, you got cancer, you twat."
I once had a cat that reminded me of Doug Ford.
Fat, mean, and probably inbred.
Why does Donald Trump smell like dog shit? Cuz he's a dawg!
You're so poor, you only got 2 jokes.
Bully: Hey virgin!
Victim: I'm not a virgin, just ask your sister.
Bully: I don't have a sister, dumbass.
Victim: Just wait nine months.
Yo, hairline start at the back of yo head.
Your hairline go so far back it remember the Civil War, ugly ahh.
Roses are red, my mental health is blue, Karen got no mom like you.
Yo Mama so fat, she could fit you in her stomach.
The wife said, "Honey! Do you like my new teeth?"
The husband replied, "They remind me of stars, darling!"
"Yellow and far apart."
I asked my friend what the best gay joke is, and she said "You."