Insult jokes
What did the pencil say to the piece of paper? You FLAT.
What did the spoon say to the pancake batter? You THICK.
Yo mama is so old, when I told her to act her age, she died.
Knock knock.
Fuck you!
Jo mama is so fat that I could write 3 paragraphs, and she still wouldn't fit!
Yo mama is so ugly, when she took a bath, the water jumped out.
One day, the fat kid came up to me and asked me, "What's cracking?" The floorboards, you idiot. You're causing a 9.7 Richter scale earthquake and asking ME what's cracking. It would be best if you looked down for a second.
That is so bad, just like you.
Yo mama so fat, she has to use pillowcases for socks.
Suck on deez balls!
Yo mama is so ugly that if she went on stage, the show would instantly say, "And that's a wrap!"
1, 2, 3, A, B, C, D, and there's a D in it and there's also a 3. That's how long your D is!
What do my cock and money have in common?
Your mom.
Your face.
I call my dad a motherfucker because he fucked his mom.
Yo mama is so ugly, when I took a picture of her, my phone screen cracked.
You're so ugly that I choked and died.
Your mom is heavier than Mariah can even carry.
You smell!
Jorden Calerendiá.
I bet you are a child molester who got out of jail and is now sexually harassing kids such as Addison! Will fuck off and get a life, by the way your roasts are not fucking funny they are bullshit like your face and your hairline.
You're all gay. HEHEHE!