Insult jokes

"Baka Johnny, fat baka."

Yo, your hairline is so small that you're bald.

You are so ugly my man died.

Conor MacGregor to Poirier: "Your wife is your husband!"

(After the fight, or should I say after the fracture.)

Poirier: Really, bitch?

I'm having sex with your mother. That makes me better than you.

I'm having sex with your mother. That makes me better than you.

*guitar solo*

Yo mama so fat, Trump used her like a wall.

Bro, you can't be talking. You built like Barney the dinosaur. Barney is a dinosaur with dinosaur sensation.

Hey, do you know who Dragon248 is? No, who is he? He's dragging these balls off your face.

I'd say you were the spawn of Satan, but that would be an insult to Satan.

What do you call a dick?

Suck my dick!

Ur mom gay dab.

I will mummyfry you!

My brother said, "Bruh, why you so ugly plus why do you stink?" Me: "Is that supposed to be a roast? I got one for you. Why do you look like you came out the wrong side of your mother? Instead of her stomach, you came out of her butt. That's why you were born with brown spots on your head. That's her poop, you stupid fuckface." My friends: "Ouch that's gotta hurt."

Ur mom, ohhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh!

I have no friends :'(

When I try to roast someone; Boiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiii you stink!

FUCK OFF GULLER!

You're so ugly your mom said, "I want an abortion."

Your mum so fat she's diabetic... LOL

"Kill yourself."

"Kill me yourself, pussy."

If you're bored, hump Danny and fuck him. What is he, goons do fuck rock?