Insult jokes

Bully: Your fat.

Me: Fat is something to fix, but your face isn't.

Yo mama is so ugly that even Donald Trump couldn't be inside her dreams.

Boy: Your dick is so small, oh wait, you don't have one.

Older boy: UNO reverse card!

I fucked your mum last night, that she was salty.

Y u gey, bruh?

What do you call an autistic person who is a dumbass? A dumbism.

What would Patrick be if he was a dumbass and an autistic person?

A dumbism star.

There are two sexes: one with your mother and the other with you.

How old is uuuuuurrrr mom?

Five.

Cringe.... I know that was a crap joke... not even a joke.

Poopy face, poopy face, poopy poopy poopy face!

What did the boy say to the girl? "Damn! You pissy, stank!"

What is dumb, yo mama, you dumb stupid idiot?

"I'm gay."

"No, u."

I'm so smart, wanna know why? Because you're gay.

Your mama.

Yo, you have the biggest Oliver brain, which means you are the dumbest boy ever.

Hey, guy, you suck! Why do I suck? Because you're the one that's sucking juice out of a straw.

Your hairline is so ugly, like your mum.

Why are you gay?

"Ur Grandma" You think you're funny? Well, sorry, but you're not.