Insult jokes
My brother said, "Bruh, why you so ugly plus why do you stink?" Me: "Is that supposed to be a roast? I got one for you. Why do you look like you came out the wrong side of your mother? Instead of her stomach, you came out of her butt. That's why you were born with brown spots on your head. That's her poop, you stupid fuckface." My friends: "Ouch that's gotta hurt."
FUCK OFF GULLER!
Ur mom, ohhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh!
I have no friends :'(
When I try to roast someone; Boiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiii you stink!
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Yo mama!
Memes
What # are you? Im 7
Your dad's a cunt.
You're so ugly your mom said, "I want an abortion."
Your mum so fat she's diabetic... LOL
If you're bored, hump Danny and fuck him. What is he, goons do fuck rock?
"Kill yourself."
"Kill me yourself, pussy."
You suck!
Dick muncher.
Cao ni man sha bi lalla shabi.
My dad is a pussy.
Who's Joe?
Joe Mama sucks my fat nuts, bitch!
If your dad said, "Take out the trash," he means to take you out.
Are you with Alex?
Fucking retarded. Go dig a home die, people!
Y'all smell like ass!
Yo mama so fat, she said the N-word!
Suck my dick when you lay. I have to say you are gay.