Insult jokes
What do you call a burnt retard?
Tomato
"Jordan, motherfucker, your face looks like a slut, and your life is trash. Stop picking on kids and LEAVE THEM HELL ALONE!"
Me and my friend roasting each other.
Friend: You look like a baboon.
Me: Stop talking, you look like a gorilla, so I might call animal control on you and I'll be seeing you at the zoo!
Your mom.
Your dad!
Yo mama is so fat, she gave a memory foam mattress Alzheimer's.
"Yo mama's so fat that when she farts, Al Gore accuses her of global warming."
Yo momma so fat, her belt size is E for Equator.
Your d*** size...
You’re so short, I bet you don’t have to bend to tie your shoelaces.
Your family is so messed up that they shared one brain cell to have you even exist.
Yo mama so fat, when she ran... oh wait never mind.
Why does shit come out your asshole? Cause fuck you, that's why.
Yo mama is so ugly that her birth certificate is an apology.
Yo momma so ugly, she got a job ringing the bells at Notre Dame.
So, I went out to eat the other day, and the waitress came up to me and asked if I wanted a glass of water. I said, "Yes ma'am." She said, "Oh honey, you don't have to call me ma'am, I'm not that old." I said, "Okay, thanks bitch."
Yo mama so fat, she doesn't need internet, because she's already WORLDWIDE!
I told one of my friends, "You're the reason why gene pools have lifeguards."
Person 1: Do you know Imagine Dragons?
Person 2: Yeah.
Person 1: Imagine draggin' these nuts across your face!
Zis iz za best joke in za west: exsepz if zu put ketup in shawarma itz yo mama!
This person ( :I ) It wasn't meant to be a joke; it was just to make space like your mother's ass in space because it's so big.