Insult jokes
Yo mama so fat, Donald Trump built a wall around her.
Yo mama so ugly Donald Trump said "wrong!"
Your mom is so fat that when she fell on the sidewalk, nobody laughed, but the sidewalk cracked up.
Roses are red, violets are blue, I pray God I'm not so ugly as you.
Mom! Mom! My classmates called me an orphan!
A teacher in Scunthorpe asks a class what their favorite football team is, saying, "Raise your hand if it is Scunthorpe." Every student but one raised their hand. The teacher asks, "Why don't you support Scunthorpe?" The child answers, "My parents support Grimsby, and so do I." The teacher comes back with, "Why are you copying your parents? What if your mum was a prostitute and your dad a druggie?" The child answers, "Then I'd support Scunthorpe like you dirty bastards!"
Your mother is so fat, she broke the stairway to heaven when she died. jaja ur momma dead.
If I wanted to kill myself, I would climb to the top of your ego then jump to your IQ.
My pansexual son was asked to form a sentence with a word "Carry" on his zoom class earlier on today and he said "Pessi was carried by Iniesta and Neymar to his Mickey Mouse UCL". He received a standing ovation. Children are our hope and I'm proud of the education system!
What do you call someone who hates rape jokes? An ugly feminist that couldn't get a cock in her mouth.
Yo mama is so fat, the country of Russia isn't big enough to house her!
Yo mama is so fat that when she fell, I didn't laugh, but the sidewalk cracked up.
Your mamma so fat she has to use the equator as her belt.
A kid tell me he was gonna f**k my mom on Fortnite! So I told him I was gonna double pump his mom until she was wet like moisty meyers.
Like if you're not a gay.
Dislike if you're furry.
Repost if you HATE blacks.
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Nancy, the throat goat!
Girlfriend: You remind me of a cell phone.
Girlfriend's ex: Why?
Girlfriend: Because you're about to die.
Like this joke. Ur mom.
A B C D E F G H I see a bitch in front of me.
Tell world's best yo mama joke to an orphan, then watch them cry.
You dream in 4K.