Insult jokes
If your dad said, "Take out the trash," he means to take you out.
1. Your brother says... “you look ugly.” You say back... “Nice, I was trying to look like you.”
2. You're so dumb, I'm surprised you even made it to kindergarten.
3. The ugly vowels: A, E, I, O, and YOU.
If mistakes make people human, then your parents must have been alligators before you were born.
Which sexual position produces the ugliest children?
A. Ask your mother.
You are adopted.
No cap. No one loves you.
Bye.
What am I doing?
Your mom.
Eat my ass!
Yo mama so fat, when she stepped on the scale it said, "To be continued," and it said, "Fuck you."
Knock knock. Who's there? Europe. Europe who? (You're a poo.)
You are so ugly, Hello Kitty had to say bye-bye.
"Poo heads."
Stop it with the "yo mama" jokes. They are just offensive.
You stink!
Yo mama is so ugly, when she took a bath, the water jumped out.
My friend: You're ugly.
The orphanage: That's what I said to all my children.
Why does Lincoln like Ronnie Anne?
She is the only one that calls me "lamo."
Yo mama is so hairy, when you were born, you got carpet burns!
"Jordan, motherfucker, your face looks like a slut, and your life is trash. Stop picking on kids and LEAVE THEM HELL ALONE!"
I bet you're a child molester who got out of jail and is now sexually harassing kids such as Addison! Will fuck off and get a life, btw your roasts are not fucking funny, they're bullshit like your face and your hairline.
Jorden Calerendiá.
I bet you are a child molester who got out of jail and is now sexually harassing kids such as Addison! Will fuck off and get a life, by the way your roasts are not fucking funny they are bullshit like your face and your hairline.