Insult jokes

The dick said to the ass, "this place is a shit hole."

The ass replied, "Yes, but you still keep coming."

Yo hairline be looking like a chicken nugget, headass.

School sucks, just like you, get roasted nerds.

"You're pretty, let me take you on a date!" Sike, I lied. You're ugly and fried. What you talking about?

Roses are red, Violets are blue, You are so ugly, Do not tell me that is really you.

The time I saw you and you asked me to be your friend.

Me: "Yeah... no. You're too ugly. Even your parents never loved you."

Kid: 😭

If you tell me to get a life, you're telling me to get a life better than yours!

My sister is really disrespectful, and her famous words are, "You're not my parent!" The next time she says this, I'm going to respond back with, "You're right, because I would have worn a condom to protect from you being born unlike my dad did!"

Your dad.

My doctor called me a "psychopath." How dare he?!? He'll pay for this!

Bully: Your fat.

Me: Fat is something to fix, but your face isn't.

You smell like you farted. FARTED harted HARTED. A B honor rolls, all F's, you retarded. OHHHHHHHH!

I'd hit you, but I don't want to go to jail for animal abuse.

Me: You stupid. Guy: You straight. Me: Sorry, I'm not a mirror.

If you need help, you will need trash, 'cause you the trash.

Peter: *curses*

Sam: Wow, do you kiss your mom with that mouth?

Peter: Jokes on you, I don't have a mom.

Tony: *having a heart attack* AFSJDHFKJJD Peter, we talked about this!!!

Suck your mom. ☺️

I fucked your mum last night, that she was salty.

Yo mama's cheeks are red, I don't know why.

There's something on your chin... no, the 3rd one.