What's sad and has no life? The person reading this.
Din mor ligner en banan. ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)
Your mom, bro! XD Roasted! Lmfaoooooooooo!
What did the fish say when it hit the wall? Dam.
What did the other fish say to that fish when he hit the wall? Dumb Bass.
A skeleton walks into a bar and said it takes "backbone" to mess with me, and if you try to insult me, I have thick skin.
John saw a Gay in a wheelchair.
"I didn't know a man could be a fruit and a Vegetable!"
Roses are red, violets are blue, I have five fingers, and the middle one is for you.
Your mom has a bone to pick with me.
Spy: Hahaha.
Me: What?
Spy: Time to pick up your mother.
Me: Oh no....
Kid: Are you gay?
Me: No, I'm straighter than the pole your mom dances on.
I fucked your girl.
What's the difference between a T-Rex and your sister? I can't stick my dick in a dinosaur.
Bully: "I bet your dick is so small when you look down in the shower you can't even see it."
Guy: "No, I see your sister's head."
I would tell a pussy joke, but you would never get it.
Take it in the ear day? More like take it in the rear day.
When my friend says I suck at something, I'm like, "U swallow."
You wanna hear a joke? It’s YOU.
A random guy yelled at me, "Hey, slut!"
I walked towards him.
"I prefer slit," I said.
"Why?" He asked.
"You see these wrists?" I spat at him.
What animal gets easily offended? The chicken; they always get roasted.
Your dick is as flat as your grandma's heart rate.
