Insult jokes

You got a pig head!

Your head is so small, even a fly could eat it.

Your mom was born in a dumpster, as well as you.

I’d roast you, but your mirror does that for me every day.

Sissy Baka

Bitch

Were you born on a highway? Because that is where most mistakes happen.

Why is your mom ugly, bozo?

I'm sorry your dad beat you instead of cancer.

Roberto: Judd, your DNA looks like the infinite symbol.

Judd: Roberto, your DNA looks like a pasta noodle.

Yo mama is so fat that she brought a spoon to the Super Bowl and a plate and ketchup to the red zone.

My cousin said being gay was such a pain in the ass and I asked him why and I said, "Cuz you get buttfucked?" and he said, "No, I get made fun of." and I said, "Why? Cuz you get buttfucked?" and he said, "No, turd." Then I said, "Wow, at least I'm not the one with real pains in my ass, bro."

You are what happens when women drink during pregnancy.

Roses are red.

Violets are blue.

I saw a monkey yesterday, and thought it was you.

Roses are red, colors are blue, if I was you, I'd look like you.

On one hand he was fantastic and the other a spastic. You could say he was a fantastic spastic.

This homeless lady called me ugly, so I told her, "Okay, then I'm going home."

Yo mama so stupid, you could not even be born because of her idioticness.

You're so fat that when you got on the scales, they said, "I need your weight, not your phone number!"

Yo mama so fat, when she ran... oh wait never mind.

Are you with Alex?

Fucking retarded. Go dig a home die, people!