Insult jokes
Friend: Ur sister after you were born. 😭
Me: Ur brother after chemotherapy. 😵
Bro, you were born in a local 7-Eleven bathroom.
When you cream pie a tardy hottie, it’s called a loaded potato. 🥴🦴💨🥔
That bloke Dean's a cunt!
Rot in hell?
More like nasty-ass thot in a well.
I was gonna roast you about your chin, but I didn't know which one to talk about.
"Squid Game" doll be like: "Gugu la gu, your mom, my balls!"
Your hairline got suspended, it's not coming back.
I would make a joke about your mom, but cows are sacred in my country.
Your mom #69.
Princess Peach is a BUM!
What do you call people from Paris?
Parasites.
My brother: What are you looking at?
Me: A mistake.
You're so fat, when you say the n-word, boogers come out.
There are 10 million million million million million million million million particles in da universe that we can observe.
Yo mama took the ugly ones and put them into one nerd.
My mom said, "Take out the trash," but I couldn't find you.
You're a copycat from Ballarat You smell like a rat, you wear a hat and you are shaped like a baseball bat.
Song by John Rizk
What did the short Chinese man say when he was called a dwarf? "Da fok yu sai tu meee."
I bet you're naked under all those clothes. Slut.
Your mum is a baby, huh? Not a little baby!