Insult

Insult jokes

A drunk walks into a bar and says, "All lawyers are assholes!" A guy at the other end of the bar says, "I resent that!" The drunk says, "Why, are you a lawyer?" and the other guy says, "No, I'm an asshole!"

Yo mama is so stupid, she shoved two double A batteries up her butt and said, “I’ve got the power!”

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  • Yo mama so ugly that when she was born, the doctor looked at her face, then at her butt and said, "Twins!"

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