Insult jokes
Ur mom gay lololololololol.
Poopy face, poopy face, poopy poopy poopy face!
Your mom has a bone to pick with me.
Ur mum homo.
Spy: Hahaha.
Me: What?
Spy: Time to pick up your mother.
Me: Oh no....
Kid: Are you gay?
Me: No, I'm straighter than the pole your mom dances on.
Where are you right now?
Looking at a fake joke? You are a waste of time and space.
Ur mum geiy 69 dinner 42 es dee get rekt kid 360 quikskope biatch!
I fucked your girl.
What's the difference between a T-Rex and your sister? I can't stick my dick in a dinosaur.
What do you call a burnt retard?
Tomato
Bully: "I bet your dick is so small when you look down in the shower you can't even see it."
Guy: "No, I see your sister's head."
I would tell a pussy joke, but you would never get it.
Take it in the ear day? More like take it in the rear day.
When my friend says I suck at something, I'm like, "U swallow."
You wanna hear a joke? It's YOU.
A random guy yelled at me, "Hey, slut!"
I walked towards him.
"I prefer slit," I said.
"Why?" He asked.
"You see these wrists?" I spat at him.
You suck!
What animal gets easily offended? The chicken; they always get roasted.
Yo momma's so hairy that when the baby came out, it got rug burn.