Insult jokes
Your dick is as flat as your grandma's heart rate.
What's that stupid girl in your class called?
Thot.
Fuck nugget!
The Annoying Orange called Donald Trump a copycat.
Three people having sex is a threesome; two people is a twosome. So next time someone calls you "handsome," don't take it as a compliment.
There's no "I" in team, but there is a "U" in cunt.
My friend once said my opinion didn't matter. I said, "Why did you call me a female?"
Me: What’s that girl’s name from Phineas and Ferb, the sister?
Crush: Candice.
Me: Candice dick fit in your mouth?
Crush: *slaps me, walks away*
Wanna hear a joke?
YOUR MOM!
OHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!
A wife asks her husband: Am I pretty or ugly?
The husband answers her: Pretty.
The wife responds: Thank yo-
The husband interrupts her: Pretty ugly!
You really gay. No questions added.
What did the sand say when it got into a fight with the ocean?
"Oh my God, you're such a beach!"
Roses are red, Violets are blue, A face like yours belongs in the zoo, But don't you worry, I'll be there too, Not in a cage, but laughing at you!
Ur mom gay, ur dad lesbian.
Your d*** size...
Roses are red, violets are blue,
Your brother is gay, and so are you.
Roses are red, Violets are blue... I fucked your mother's ass, and she had you.
Yo mama is so poor, I saw her kicking a can and I asked her what she was doing and she said moving.
This joke is short... like your dick!
What do you call a fat bitch that eats cum from used condoms? Your mom!