Insult jokes
What do you call a retarded duck?
Fuck duck and lick my balls.
Man: "Is your body from McDonald's?"
Woman: "Why, because you're loving it?"
Man: "No, because it's fat and greasy."
Charlotte looks like a sperm.
Your mom gay.
Yo mama so old the carpenter uses her crotch as sandpaper.
Ur mom gei.
Yo mama is so fat, she brought a pencil to early intervention!
What was Osama's favourite food... yer nan?
What do you call a cow with three legs?
My ex.
Yo mama like a penny: two-faced, worthless, and in everybody’s pants.
Ur mom, ohhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh!
I have no friends :'(
Your mum gay. LOL. Funny me!
Fuck you!
"Rueben Glover is a Steven Hawking spastic."
Yo mama so hairy, you got carpet burn when you were born.
How old is uuuuuurrrr mom?
Five.
Cringe.... I know that was a crap joke... not even a joke.
Yo mama is so ugly, she gave Michael Myers nightmares.
Your mom.
Your mom is so fat, every time she turns around, it's her birthday.
Yo mama is so fat, it took Nationwide 15 years to get on her side.