Insult jokes
Get up, you lazybones!
I fucked your girl.
What's the difference between a T-Rex and your sister? I can't stick my dick in a dinosaur.
What do you call a burnt retard?
Tomato
Bully: "I bet your dick is so small when you look down in the shower you can't even see it."
Guy: "No, I see your sister's head."
I would tell a pussy joke, but you would never get it.
Take it in the ear day? More like take it in the rear day.
Okay, roses are red, violets are blue, Barney looks better than you.
When my friend says I suck at something, I'm like, "U swallow."
You wanna hear a joke? It's YOU.
A random guy yelled at me, "Hey, slut!"
I walked towards him.
"I prefer slit," I said.
"Why?" He asked.
"You see these wrists?" I spat at him.
You suck!
What animal gets easily offended? The chicken; they always get roasted.
Yo momma's so hairy that when the baby came out, it got rug burn.
My "overweight" friend and I were talking at lunch.
Overweight friend: Man, why you so ugly, dude?
Me: *annoyed* Jason, when you stepped on the scale this morning, it asked for your weight, not your phone number.
Your dick is as flat as your grandma's heart rate.
What's that stupid girl in your class called?
Thot.
Fuck nugget!
The Annoying Orange called Donald Trump a copycat.
Three people having sex is a threesome; two people is a twosome. So next time someone calls you "handsome," don't take it as a compliment.