Decomposition jokes

What body part takes the longest to decay? The eyeball, because it will always dilate.

Maggot.

Why are tomatoes green? Because they rot, like your mum.

What do classical musicians do when they die?

They decompose.

Beethoven composed his whole life.

What did he do in the afterlife? He decomposed! Har har har har har har.

5+2 = 7

But 4+3 also = 7

So take your own path.

1. just feeling sad. 2. depression. 3. self harm. 4. suicide.

Gwen, I thought you would be with me if Prince broke up with you... :((((((

Maths...

....Addition, frustration, subtraction, aggression, depression.

Dear algebra,

I don't want to find your X. I don't know Y she left you.

My friend has a dry sense of humor.

Probably because her body was decomposed ages ago.