Decomposition jokes

My friend has a dry sense of humor.

Probably because her body was decomposed ages ago.

Why are tomatoes green? Because they rot, like your mum.

Maggot.

Beethoven composed his whole life.

What did he do in the afterlife? He decomposed! Har har har har har har.

What body part takes the longest to decay? The eyeball, because it will always dilate.

How do you get a depressed person out of a tree?

You cut the rope...

Slavery and discipline, it's kind of the same thing. You get whipped for doing the wrong thing.

1273. Depression got the best of me. I'm gonna cry in my room now.

Depression is like having anxiety, but with more voices.

when you don't have a phone to play Fruit Ninja and improvise.