Decomposition jokes

My friend has a dry sense of humor.

Probably because her body was decomposed ages ago.

Why are tomatoes green? Because they rot, like your mum.

Maggot.

Beethoven composed his whole life.

What did he do in the afterlife? He decomposed! Har har har har har har.

What body part takes the longest to decay? The eyeball, because it will always dilate.

I'm like a broken refrigerator, cool but broken inside.

Why do some couples make their status "single" after a small argument? Like, I don't put "orphan" after I get into an argument with my family.

I wish I could be as visible as my depression is.

Depression is like having anxiety, but with more voices.

If depression is going to be my girlfriend, will she leave me?