INS jokes
My mom's name is Angel, and she is nothing like one!
Especially in bed...
What do you call someone who farts in public? A private tutor.
What do you call a mosquito in your language?
We don't call them, they just come and bite.
The witch doctor came in my mouth last week. First hot meal I’ve had in weeks.
"Puta, banana in your ear!"
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What do you say to Stephen Hawking when he dies?
"Rust in pieces!"
What do you call three people in a dark room? A porno.
What is Riley Brown's favorite game? Tipping over people in wheelchairs.
Have a sink in your house? Eat it.
Have a mouse in your house? Kill it.
Have a child in your house? MICROWAVE IT.
...just kidding. Now watch this video: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Y5tjtUFL0j4
What does a cow sound like when in a horror house?
Moo mooo moooooooo (screaming)!
This is nothing to do with 9/11, but this is my best joke.
What do you call a Paki in a microwave?
Pting pting pting.
The Tupperware people came to our house. They asked my wife, "Where's the kitchen?"
Sorry, I have only lived here for 3 months, but my jewelry is upstairs in my jewelry box located in my bedroom.
Person: "Sorry to bother you, but what's the quickest way to get to the hospital?"
Stranger: "Oh, just go stand in the middle of the road!"
What did the woman say to the man?
"Stop."
What did the man do?
Keep going.
FUCK MEN IN THE ARSE
This isn't a joke, but in some countries, children eat their shit for better digestion when constipated.
This one butt cheek said to the other one, "It's really personal, but it's okay, I'll tell you." It said, "Hey, let's go to my crib so we can smoke a little joint, watch a movie, and go upstairs in the room and get down."
"Hey man, what's that, a dynamite you have in your hand? Ok, well hold it over. I'll give it right back."
"Oh no, I won't!"
"Oh yes, you will!"
"Oh, I won't!"
"Oh yes, you will!"
"Ok fine, then you take it or I'll blow our your butt before it farts."
A Mexican is drunk and he has a passenger in the car, and the passenger asked, "Where are we going?"
The Mexican says, "I'm not driving, the drunk guy is."
My wife left me yesterday.
I haven't talked to the kids in a year.
What's the difference between a bird and jam?
You can ham your cock in a bird, but you can't bird your cock in a jam.