INS jokes
Why did the orphan drop the soap in prison? So he can have a prison daddy.
My dad died in 9/11....
He was a good driver.
There was an emo kid in their room, boom, they're all gone, now.
Why did hockey wookie slap kissing Missy in the face? Because Huggy didn't get a kissy from Kissy Missy.
Happy birthday to you, you look like a ball, can’t fit in my jaws, I try to suck it.
Seal Vs Sea Lion
Why were the people in 911 devastated?
They ordered extra flavored pepperoni pizza, but all they got was plane.
Dump in a stump. Ahahahaha.
There are 10 million million million million million million million million particles in da universe that we can observe.
Yo mama took the ugly ones and put them into one nerd.
Me: I broke me bum.
Dad: Oh, that is bad. I will get some Pooh in the toilet so I can heal your bum.
Why are there only 362 days in an orphan's calendar? They don’t have Father's Day, Mother's Day, or Family Day.
What do you call gulls in the sea? Seagulls!
A shop assistant is helping a little boy who can't find his mum in the supermarket.
He asks the boy, "What's she like?"
The boy says, "Big Cocks and vodka!"
Hey guys! Wanna hear a joke?
-You guys- sure
Ok! -insert every game with a copy and paste/slender in the thumbnail-
Henry jas Mercury in Uranus.
Why do orphans hate going in public?
Because there's kids out with their parents.
If you looked in the mirror, you would see an ugly person, which is you.
Gwen: Prince, they told me you'd be crying back. What do you want?
Prince: Nothing...BUT CAN WE GET BACK TOGETHER!?!??
Gwen: Sorry...BUT...I have a life to live now. I'm logging off this site and going to watch some TV. I'll be back in 1 hour, but we are done...DONE...DONE.
- All over it like a fat kid on a cupcake.
- Giggling like a room full of fat kids.
- Drinking 8 cups of water a day seems impossible, but 8 beers and 3 shots in 3 hours goes down like a fat kid on a seesaw.
So, a guy and his brother were walking in the woods, and his brother said, "It's getting dark out here, can we go home?"
The man said, "I know, think how I will feel walking home tonight!"
What happened when 800 hares got loose in the center of town?
The cops had to comb through the area.