INS jokes
How did the villagers identify the masked rapist?
He was the only one in the village who believed the victim.
How did Protestants perform in the 16th century? Well done.
I asked my North Korean friend how it is to live there.
He said he couldn't complain.
I am sure this was the type of economy Judas Iscariot was in when he betrayed Jesus.
What’s 9 inches long and makes my girlfriend scream?
One inch and put it in her. Her miscarriage.
Once, a mother worked in an orphanage as a cooker. She had a son and a daughter—twins.
When she was going to her work, she decided to take the twins with her. They were happy, they got ready and played with other children while their mother was cooking for other kids. Then, a poor family entered the orphanage. They said they wanted to adopt twins. As soon as they saw the children playing, they noticed the woman's kids. They said they wanted to adopt them. The manager said they weren't orphans, but before he said it, a teacher accidentally gave them to the poor family under the names of Layla and Logan. The kids were Kyle and Kayla. They went away with their new children, but the kids cried, they said they weren't orphans and that their mother was in the orphanage, cooking. The poor family didn't believe, they thought it was the children's reaction of getting adopted. The woman went outside of the kitchen, she didn't see her children. She asked the teacher... And when she found out, she screamed and ran outside. She was running at the poor family, when they thought she was a psychopath and wanted to kill them.
When Kyle and Kayla looked back, they saw their mother. They swung their hands so the poor family could let them away. They ran to their mother and hugged her. The poor family got shocked and called the cops. But the mother, she showed the documents and her parent rights. This all explains the worst joke, "Yo Momma Lost Ya."
What does a person that’s high and Helen Keller have in common?
Both stare off into space.
How did the man in prison escape?
He drew a bum on the wall and slid through the crack.
Why did the orphans have in common? They both don't have parents.
"Look, Ma! I peed in the pool!"
What's the difference between a pile of dead babies and a Porsche?
I don't have a Porsche in the garage.
Boy: Hey! I love you...
Girl: Eww, you are so ugly.
*boy sent a pic of his dic*
Girl: Beauty doesn't matter in love.
What type of game is Africa playing at the moment?
The Hunger Games!
The "F" in "Orphan" stands for "Famulu."
What's the hardest thing about being a pedophile?
Just trying to fit in.
What's the definition of suspicious?...
A nun doing sit-ups in a cucumber field. 💀
What do a penis and a Rubik’s Cube have in common?
The more you play with it, the harder it gets.
Who are the fastest readers in the world?
9/11 victims – they went 89 stories in ten seconds.
In the Middle Ages it was illegal for a blind man to become a king.
I mean, I don't see why not.
What does the A stand for in "orphan, adopt" from the orphan company?