INS jokes
I hate salmonella.
It is such a pain in the butt.
BLM be like black lives matter everyone in this chat :). BLM= Bang Local MLFS.
Have you learned SoDN in chemistry? It's so hard.
What's SoDN?
Suck on deez nuts.
Yo mamma so dumb, she put two quarters in her ears and thought she was listening to 50 Cent.
What is the worst player in basketball? LeBron James.
Why am I in jail? Because I wasn't invited to the party in the orphanage 23 days ago. Stupid fucks.
Was busy robbing a house as quietly as possible and saw a woman catching me in the act, decided to get her in on the act and gave away my location from the noise.
What is war used for? (put in comments below)
Period: Guess who’s back... back again...
Me: Ugh, can we not do this today?
Period: I can come back in 9 months?
Me: Keep fucking singing.
Look in the mirror.
Sonic Boom in my ass.
What do dead people and orphans have in common? They can't see their family.
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Wilma.
Wilma who?
Wilma dik fit in your mouth.
I hope you never find out whether that pressure in your ass is a fart or a shit.
I was bullying a little kid for having a purple eye and said, "Where'd you get that? Your mom? Your dad?"
After that, everyone in my group was laughing at the kid. The next day I never saw him again.
Once in 4th grade, right now, I told a random tree, "Hey, my day is bad right now, can we hang later?"
The tree said: "Yeah, we are going to be hanging every day :) !!! If you can last :)"
This isn't a joke but...
GET IN THE VAN, JANICE!
A kid calls out for his mom one day while he is in the tub and says, "Mom come quick! I'm walking on water!"
And the mom runs in and says, "I knew evon whatent yo daddy! I ain't never slept with him a day my life!"
This person ( :I ) It wasn't meant to be a joke; it was just to make space like your mother's ass in space because it's so big.
How do you break an orphan's wall in their room in the orphanage?
Tell them to put a tally on the wall with a pen for every second their parents are missing.