INS jokes
What do you call intelligent people in America?
Tourists.
What's a rapist's fav position?
Missionary in a dark corner.
What's the difference between dark humor and normal humor?
Normal humor is ten babies and one trash can.
Dark humor is one baby and ten trash cans.
Scroll down for explanation.
Ten babies in one trash can; one baby in ten means that the baby was chopped up.
What is Instagram called in USA?
Instaounce.
The fries were the slowest in the race and they said, "We need to ketchup to the tomato!"
What does a bullet and milk have in common? They both take out your dad.
What do a 9V battery and a butthole have in common?
We know we’re not supposed to put our tongue on them, but we do it anyway.
Have you ever stepped in Stephen Hawking's house?
Neither has he. 😂😂
Why were the cherries 🍒 crying?
Because their parents were in a jam.
Jack and Jill went up the hill so Jack could lick Jill's candy, but in the end, Jack got a face full of cock because Jill's real name is Randy.
Me and my friend were duck hunting.
He shot 5 ducks in one shot. Then he shot by accident and yelled "DUCK!" then "MOTHERDUCKER!" Then ducks came down and one by one bit him.
I tried making vegetable soup yesterday, but I couldn’t fit the wheelchair in the pot.
What do pedophiles and a SpongeBob intro have in common?
Are you ready kids?
Who is not hungry in Africa?
A dead person.
The depressed kid walked into the counselor's office.
"I'm feeling like killing myself," he said.
"Oh no! Don't worry, sweetie, just hang in there!," the counselor responded.
Why is there no gambling in Africa?
Too many Cheetahs.
Why can't an orphan play baseball?
Because he can't find home.
One day Little Johnny’s class is having an English lesson. The teacher asks them, “Who can use the word intelligent in a sentence?” Little Mary says, “The teacher is very intelligent.” The teacher asks them, “Who can use the word fashionable in a sentence?” Little Suzie says, “They are very fashionable.” The teacher says, “Johnny, why don’t you have a go? Use the word dictate in a sentence.” Johnny thinks for a moment and then says, "Last night I heard Daddy asking Mommy, ‘Darling, how does my dick taste?’”
Have you heard of the current event in Africa?
It’s known as the Hunger Games.
What's worse than 10 babies is one dumpster...
1 baby in 10 dumpsters.