INS jokes
I was playing basketball and a guy in a wheelchair asked if he could play.
I looked at him and told him that we are looking for ankle breakers, yours are already broken.
If you enter the bathroom as an American and leave the bathroom as an American, what are you in the bathroom?
A European.
"9/11 was not funny; it was plane wrong because my dad was the best fucking pilot in Jeddah."
Make an ugly face in 3, 2... STOP! OMG, STOP! EWWWWW! Oh wait, that’s your normal face.
Do you know how to confuse Helen Keller?
Put her in a room and tell her to find the corner.
I would tell a joke, but I’m sad my dad died in 9/11. He’s the greatest pilot that went down with the Twin Towers.
You're so fat that you're gonna be my next hamburger for dinner and the next In-N-Out, just like your parents.
Me: Can I borrow your CD?
Friend: What CD?
Me: See deez nuts in your mouth.
What kind of tree fits in your hands?
1) Did you hear the one about the school shooting? Actually, I better not... You wouldn't understand, it's aimed more towards a younger audience.
2) 6 was scared cuz 7 8 9, so why was 10 scared? Because it was in between 9/11.
3) 10 dead babies.
What do rednecks and deaf people have in common?
Don’t care wtf you say or listen to shit you say😂
🤔 What do Polish people 🇵🇱 🇵🇱 🇵🇱 in Poland do with 📰 📰 📰 📰 newspapers 📰 📰 📰 📰 after they are done reading them?
Use them for toilet paper. 🧻 🧻 🧻 🧻 😆 😄
I like to drown in a pool.
I mean billiards...
What does a man and a gay prostitute have in common with a physically handicapped bisexual man? All three of them are very good at sucking your dick.
"I was walking in the yard yesterday and a bug stepped on me. Why, you ask? Because the bug didn't know I was there."
A German soldier was walking down the street in a hail storm and a woman got hit unconscious. He ran over to see if she was ok. Other people came running over. They asked what happened, and the German soldier said, "Hail hit her."
What does pussy taste like in chocolate cream pie?
Don't ever ask me no damn question like that. I ain't never had no damn chocolate cream pie, you crazy?
A man came up to a girl about to jump off a cliff. The man said, "Why?" She then replies, "There are many monsters in this world, and I am one of them."
"I was lost in the woods yesterday."
"I was in some sticky situation..."
What do windows have in common with my wife's legs? They're easy to open.