INS jokes
Your hairline looks like it got burnt in the Civil War.
Did Mr. Rusher play tennis in the dark?
You will get hit by the tennis ball! Ouch, Mr. Rusher said.
I told a disabled kid to get in my van. Well, it’s been two years, and he still hasn’t gotten into the van.
I fell into a water bed with super soil. Next thing I'm in a flower bed.
What do eggs use in war? Eggk47s get my yolk this is really cracking me up!
They’d probably get shellshocked, wasn’t it all eggcellent? Ok, Ok, I’m headed for the egg-it.
Why did the new egg fell so good? It just got laid.
There’s this girl who gets bullied for being in a wheelchair.
Why don’t she stand up for herself?
When you are chilling in the World Trade Center, and then you suddenly get airplane WiFi.
What does "off-limits" have in common with dead people? They can’t see their family.
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Wilma.
Wilma who?
Wilma dik fit in your mouth.
Period: Guess who’s back... back again...
Me: Ugh, can we not do this today?
Period: I can come back in 9 months?
Me: Keep fucking singing.
Q: Why doesn’t Jimmy Swaggart worry about his premature ejaculation problem?
A: He believes in the second cumming.
Look in the mirror.
Sonic Boom in my ass.
What do dead people and orphans have in common? They can't see their family.
How do you stop a school shooter from killing you?
Tell him you don’t believe in dog.
Your mom is so ugly her face would split in half when she sees you.
The Pope drives around in a glass box, or as I like to call him, a sniper's dream.
I was digging in a garden once and found a chest full of gold. I wanted to show my wife, but then I thought about why I was digging in the first place.
Was busy robbing a house as quietly as possible and saw a woman catching me in the act, decided to get her in on the act and gave away my location from the noise.
What is war used for? (put in comments below)