INS jokes
What is a cow's favorite class in school?
Moosic.
I aced my poker test...
My teacher asked me to reflect on my work, so I got a mirror...
A caffeinated vampire goes to sleep in a coffin...
Do you get my puns? No, because you can't seem to get a grasp on how bad they are...
A person went to tell a joke: "Knock knock!" "Who’s there?" "I don’t remember!" (I think we need to moove on to the next joke now.)
I just now made this one up! Then I realized it is in the cow category, so I added the moove on part! 😂
When your mum tells you to help your granny And you in plug life support.
Who are the fastest readers in the world?
9/11 victims – they went 89 stories in ten seconds.
How do you blind an Asian?
Put a windshield in front of them.
What does the F in orphan stand for?
FAMILY 😭😭
*IT'S DEPRESSING THIS PAGE EXISTS*
When the school shooter runs out of ammo: K a l m.
When he grabs a full mag: P a n i k.
When he looks back and doesn't see you, but you're hiding in one of the classrooms: K a l m.
When the autistic kid's Sketchers light up: P A N I K.
The girl in the picture has no ass.
How do you f**k a sheep?
Put your d**k in it and face it off the cliff edge. It'll keep going backwards as you push forwards.
Why did the old man win in a fight? Because he was stressed.
What do you call an autistic kid going down the stairs in a wheelchair?
Hot Wheels!
The "W" in Africa stands for water.
Your mum is so fat that when she looks in the mirror, the mirror cracked!
Why does the kid in the wheelchair get bullied all the time?
Because he can’t stand up for himself.
I was excited to finally watch the new documentary on Netflix. It was about Pessi’s UberEats career.
In the trailer, Pessi delivered food to French farmers. I watched the documentary and got shocked when I found out how finished Pessi is. He delivered one Pizza in 44 attempts.
What does an orphan not have in common with a criminal?
Criminals are wanted.
What's the difference between dark humor and normal humor?
Normal humor is ten babies and one trash can.
Dark humor is one baby and ten trash cans.
Scroll down for explanation.
Ten babies in one trash can; one baby in ten means that the baby was chopped up.
Why was the toilet angry?
Because everyone was pooping in his mouth :>
In Africa, it doesn't matter if you're gay, straight, or bisexual.
At the end of the day, it's night.