INS jokes
Why do most guns in America have an average mag/clip size of only 30?
Because that's the average class size in America.
Everything I fall in love with leaves me. Maybe if I fall in love with my depression, it'll leave me too.
Heard about the new event in Africa? Called the Hunger Games.
Despite my devilish attitude, I have the heart of a small boy.
I keep it in a jar on my desk.
JFK's wife trying to grab his head be like "him in heaven." Why did I marrei her? Welp, time for a devorsin'.
My mom telling me the brief history of the blanket and how she received it from her cousin. ( ╹▽╹ )
Me sitting anxiously in place pretending to be amazed by the story, and reacting with kind cheerfulness and a big smile. (◍•ᴗ•◍)
All I can actually think about: "I m@sturbated under it- aaaaaah" ಠ◡ಠ
What does a burnt pizza, cold beer, and a pregnant woman have in common?
Someone didn’t pull it out in time.
Why did Sally stay in school?
Because she has no arms, she can’t open the door, and the teacher left!
Copy and paste in your search bar to see watersharky's worst picture on HIS OWN DOCS.
What do Somalians excel at in the US?
Welfare fraud.
What do Nike and the KKK have in common?
They both make Black people run faster.
What do women and dog turds have in common?
The older they get, the easier they are to pick up.
I thought I had the best K/D ratio in my fighter jet on Battlefield, then I heard about Mohammed Atta.
In middle school, we had to create words with magnet letters. Some kid laid the word "Animal Therapist". I changed one space and got sent home :/
Once, there was a man that was coming to my house and peeing in my yard. Then the man came back to my house and flopped his penis everywhere and peed at the same time, and it went all over my face.
So the next day, he came back, and I got my BB gun and shot a metal BB into his peepee.
This didn't actually happen.
Did you hear about the guy who got hit in the head with a soda can?
He was lucky it was a soft drink!
Why was 10 scared because it was in the middle of 9/11?
If you ever become depressed, try drinking a gallon of water before going to sleep... That’ll give you a reason to get up in the morning.
Why does the orange 🍊 beat the other fruits 🍎 in every race?
Because it never runs out of juice.
Yo mama so fat that when she gets in the truck, it breaks.