INS jokes
For someone to be stealing a bag of gold in Heaven, [they are] a criminal on Earth and [in] Heaven.
What does a bridge and a fat chick have in common They both get laid by Mexicans
What do you call two black lads in gold?
A Twix.
You look like a double dipped chocolate chip cliff flipped glazed charcoal slim jim Mr. clog hunch frap, no feet, 9 arms, 17 stomachs. You stepdad beat you with a wiffle ball bat. NBA Youngboy was in your bathroom spitting on you and now you got herpes on your left side cheek.
Me and Billy Bob the 1st, Billy Bob the 2nd, and Billy Bob 4th Jr. were all in the Twin Towers.
Location is in London by the way.
One day a fatass came home and told his friend that he lost money.
His friend: "Oh for once you lost some pounds!"
Everybody was kung flu dying.
It traveled as fast as lightning.
2020 was expert timing.
In fact, it was a little bit frightening.
Yo mama is so fat that she stepped on the scale and it says, "Hey fat b****, break your fat a** in half so you won't weigh as much!"
What do both a hooker and a customer have in common? They come onto each other.
Why do some people hate camping?
It's in tents.
When they walk in and you're fucking... everyone at the morgue.
What’s the hardest part about being a PEDO?
Fitting in.
How do you stop a baby from crawling around in circles?
You nail its other hand to the floor.
What does the Catholic Church and Worstjokesever.com have in common?
They're both full of child groomers.
I just reached 10 million pounds in Euro Truck Simulator, but it's not even close to what Rakhmat Akilov achieved.
Question: Why does my teenage brother wear a cape to bed?
Answer: Because he can't sleep in his race car bed...
Did you hear what happened to Lorainna Bobbit? She was in an accident on the Garden State Parkway. She told the State Police Officer, "That some dick cut her off."
I heard that my crush got kicked in the balls and when I thought of it...
what do you call a rape victim in Ukraine?
Debris.
A neighbor went up to me and asked me where my parents were. When I said, "In the bed," my neighbor said, "Oooooohh, how long is the penis?" I said, "Wait here," and I interrupted my parents while they were doing some "business" and asked my dad the exact question he said. Then he spanked me.