INS jokes
I hope you have to dip your Oreos in water because your dad never came back with the milk.
What does a sad cowboy and a supernatural fan have in common?
Both want to put a Winchester in their mouth.
Friend: What are you doing?
Me: Putting peanut butter on my balls.
Friend hears in the distance, "Orphans, I have food for you!"
Me: How many letters are in the alphabet?
That one friend: 11 - T-H-E-- A-L-P-H-A-B-E-T.
I'm black, and I have a dying family in my basement that hasn't eaten in 2 weeks. They need help.
Btw, it's a joke lol.
Okay class, who can tell me who the fastest readers are?
The pilots of 9/11 went through the Twin Towers, 6 in 3 seconds.
I put a pipe bomb in an orphanage. 🤡🤡
Having sex in an elevator is wrong. On so many levels.
So an emo shot themselves, and so the detective decides to ask why, but it just goes in one ear and out the other.
Who would win in a race, Stephen Hawking or a turtle?
The turtle, because it can walk.
What's the most annoying thing in the world?
When you're told you're still qualified to live.
What do Batman and a Black man have in common?
Answer: They can't go anywhere without Robin.
What happens when you work in the Twin Towers? It connects to airplane WiFi.
What is 8 divided by 2?
Answer: 3 (you cut 8 in half).
My friend: "Hey, I see a dwarf!"
Me: "Where?"
Friend: "In front of me."
A bully told an orphan to cry to his parents, so he did.
His adoptive parents were very supportive about the situation, and everything was settled. He died in an accident a day later.
"White on white crime, well ham rights crime anyway in Eastern Europe right now!"
Yo mama so stupid that she sat on the TV and watched the couch.
We are in a matrix, wake up.
I fell in love with my teacher.
Which is weird because I am home schooled.
"1v1 me in Clash, you're trash, bro."