INS jokes
Therapists are rapists in disguise, because "the rapist".
Orphan lady: Ok kids, someone donated groceries.
Orphans: YAY!
5 minutes later...
Orphans: Wait... where's the...
Orphan lady: *tries to hold daughter*
Person who donated: *holds milk in hand* hehe
This black dude goes up to an Indian guy and says, "What up brotha?"
The Indian guy gets offended and says, "We are not the same."
The black guy then pulls out a gun, and the Indian guy says, "Ok brother, ok brother, we are the same, we are the same."
Do the voice in your head.
What do you call a baby in a blender? A baby blender!
In my science class we were watching a video, and for no reason at all, it started talking about Black Lives Matter, and my friend leaned over and whispered, “White lives matter more!”
I got barred from Weight Watchers today.
It wasn't my fault; it was the fat ass next to me who spilled her box of Maltesers onto the floor in the middle of the room. All I did was say that it was the funniest game of Hungry Hungry Hippos that I have ever seen.
What does the PH stand for in "orphan"?
What's the difference between me and you?
I leave white stains in your mom's bed, and you leave white stains in my mom's bed!
"Ethan is gay," you say that, but first, who asked? And second, where's your mum at? Correction, where's your family, so how dare you? Now in the comments say sorry, or I'm coming for you! 😡😡😜😝
Q: What did the Jewish person say when he beat me in a race?
A: Eat my dust.
What happens when the Twin Towers breathe? They collapse like an orphan with stage 4 cystic fibrosis who lives in the streets of Africa.
A man walks in a bar. Ouchie!
Why did the cheetah lose in chess? Because he played against cheetahs!
What has a head, a tail, but no body?
What is always in front of you but can’t be seen?
Math riddle: If I have 12 bottles of wine in one hand, and 9 in the other, what do I have?
Tell your mom happy last night. 🍆 in my bed.
I kicked a soccer ball at a kid in a wheelchair, then I yelled, "Rocket League!"
My dad died in 9/11. I'll always remember his last words:
Allah hu akbar.
My dad was in the plane in 9/11, and he was the smart one that convinced everyone. He said, "We're fucked."