INS jokes

What did the 90s rocker Space Engineer in multiplayer Miner yell at the Troll stealing his stuff?

"Hey! give me my Nickelback!"

One day you were at the store and you see you in a cart, and so you get out, and it was a mirror. 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂Lol

Grandma: calls You: Hello Grandma, what are you doing? Why, you can't mean I'm right in the house right now? Grandma: I didn't mean to call you, bye.

During the holidays in the fruit bowl, the orange walked up to the banana and said, "Berry Christmas!"

"That's not my age; it's just not true.

My heart is young; the time just flew.

I'm staring at this strange old face, and someone else is in my space."

Hey girl, are you a wizard? Because you cast lit in my Final Fantasy!

How many hookers does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Must be more than 9 because my basement is still dark.

Yo momma is like a penny...

Two-faced, worthless, and in everyone's pants!

Have you ever stepped in Stephen Hawking's house?

Neither has he.

I used to be an adventurer like you, then I took a dick in the ass.

I met this kid and he was being bullied by 9 people. I Asked 1 whats going on. They all said another one to bully they all tried hitting me and then my mates which was like 15 of them came in and it was like war all over again.

Logic fire bars in Fortnite sped up to sound like he [is a] chipmunk like Alvin, Simon, and Theodore :)

What made people mad?

Planes in Fortnite Battle Royale!

There are days I feel really bad for my Wife. She has to feed me in the same place I take a dump.

She really hates it when I spit my food back out.

Did you hear about the astronaut that stepped in gum and got stuck?

He got stuck in orbit! Hehhehe.

Q. What do Alexander the Great and Winnie the Pooh have in common? A. Same middle name! 😂

Why did the car drive over the cake?

'Cause it was in tiers!! Lol, sorry this ain't funny.

What has four legs and an arm?

A Doberman in a playground.

You're American when you go in the bathroom, and you're American when you come out, but what are you when you are still in the bathroom? European (you're-a-peein').

I put my fish on a leash so I could teach him to walk. Then I took him out for a walk. Then, when I put him back in the tank, he stopped moving.