INS jokes
Why is there no invitation to an internet party for those with laptops? Everyone can get in.
Q. What's the difference between my phone battery and an anti-vax kid?
A. Nothing, they both die at ten.
Here’s a joke, go look in a mirror.
How does a butcher keep his tent up in the wind? Steaks.
What kind of containers does the Pope keep his vegetables in?
Vat-I-cans!
Why couldn't the chicken cross the road? Why couldn't the pervert cross the road? Because his dick was in the chicken's ass!
Two cows are standing in a field. One cow says to the other, "What do you think about that mad cow disease?"
The other replies, "Well I don't have to worry about it. You're talking to a telephone pole."
Q: Why don't pedophiles win races?
A: Because they like to come in a little behind.
This is my fidget spinner, I got it in my Easter basket.
You are American when you walk into the bathroom, and you are American when you walk out.
But do you know what you are when you're in the bathroom? European.
Yo momma so stupid, she pooped in the shower.
Wee dyslexic boy and girl in class.
Wee boy says, "Can you smell gas?"
Wee girl replies, "I canny even smell my name!"
Like if you are in high school and miss school!
I'm in school right now, but I'm on an airplane.
Our family is known for unusually sloppy diarrhea.
It runs in our jeans.
What do you call a person with no arms or legs lying face first in a river? Bob.
What do you call two people with no arms or legs standing in front of a window? Curt and Rod.
Which category is glory in?
Cats.
Q: What is the difference between a pizza and a baby?
A: The pizza does not scream when you put it in the oven.
What’s the difference between a Ferrari and a sack of dead babies?
I don’t have a Ferrari in my garage.
What does the B in Benoît B. Mandelbrot stand for?
Benoît B. Mandelbrot.