INS jokes

What do Hiroshima and Nagasaki share in common with balls?

They both drop.

What do you call a dwarf that fell into a cement mixer?

A wee hard man.

My grandpa died in 9/11. He was a great pilot.

"I put the tin foil in the microwave, ma!"

What will happen if someone kicks you right in the balls?

You will be like, "Ow, my nuts!"

If 6 is scared of 7 because 7 8 9, why is ten scared? Because it is in the middle of 9/11.

I put a magnet in my butthole and made the teachers smell it.

What begins in F and ends in UCK?

Fire truck.

I was listening to WAP in my car with my four-year-old cousin, and she asked why they don't fix the holes in the house.

Then my fucking boyfriend, what a hoe, was and pointed to me. I pushed him out of the car, and my other boyfriend took the front seat.

My brother got his legs chopped off, but someone FBI opened my basement door, but it wasn't my brother because he died of starvation in the basement.

Why is it wrong to put a beef or turkey patty in a burger?

'Cause it's a ham-burger, isn't it?

A girl looked in the fridge. She got mad that somebody ate the last ice cream cone. She ran into her sister's room and said, "This is why you're fat!" Then fell down the stairs. Good thing she had that belly roll to save her.

Why was the tamale in the hospital? Because he was a "tamalito."

What do you call a baby with red on it?

A baby in a microwave.

How do u get a depressed person out of a tree?

You cut the rope they hung themself in...

An orphan was in 1st grade, and its teacher said to spell "parrot." The boy spelled "Parents."

I saw a cat. It said, "Raisin" when he saw a nut. Hahaha, I am a crappy joker. Put me in the nerd club.

I always felt like a man trapped in a woman's body. But then I was born.

But in my defense, I was young then, and I had a womb without a view.

Listen, my friends say I am gay, but I tell them I am not because I am not happy. In fact, I have no life. You are my friend. I trust you with my life. Now, can you take it?

What do you call a taco in bed?

Es(tá co)stado.