INS jokes
Why do emos love jumping in water?
Because it involves a rope.
What did one orphan say to the other orphan?
"Get in the Batmobile, Robin!"
What does water see in orphans that they don't? Their parents.
I do not have enough information to complete this request. Can you please provide the joke?
Why is 10 so scared? Because he is right in the middle of 9/11.
True story: my math teacher Mr. Ueberoth accidentally marked a Kahoot as 100 points in Google Classroom instead of 10. If he doesn't find out, the grades will be more hyperinflated than Zimbabwe's economy.
How do you keep a Biden supporter in suspense?
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Why do orphans only have 363 days in the year?
Because they don’t have a Mother's nor Father’s Day.
Why was ten scared?
It was in the middle of 9/11.
There was a kid in my class who said my face looked like a physical reaction (we were learning about that stuff at the time), so I said I made a chemical reaction with his mom last night.
John Kreese's forehead broke when silver hit 'em in the forehead.
Hello everyone, I would just like to apologize for participating in the protest and everything else I said. I was wrong and have recently found a way to see all these jokes as funny. I hope that you all can forgive me. ALYA
We forge the chains we wear in life.
Who was in Paris?
I dunno, the title was censored.
What do you call it when you are very sad in Panera Bread?
Panera Dread.
You know, it was so cold in D.C. the other day, I saw a politician with his hands in his own pockets.
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Lettuce.
Lettuce who?
Lettuce in!
What did the British soldiers say while in the trenches? "Damn, it's windy out here!"
Why can't Mexicans cross the border? They always sneak powder in.
Where's is the candy, sir???
Over there.
(kid steps in van)
I don't see any candy.