INS jokes
Bob Ross fighting in Vietnam. "They're in the happy little trees, shoot the happy little trees and bushes!"
Got kidnapped in Iran. Luckily, I ran.
I miss the good old days when you could have a light joke at someone else's expense. Like doing that marital rape thing, it never used to be called that. It used to be called "serving your husband" or "wifely duties". The real joke is that it was legal until 1990.
Why is that a joke?
Because it is piss funny seeing the look on her face when she wakes up in the middle of coitus.
Why is that a joke?
Dude, come on, you want to start your day off happy or not?
Why is that a joke?
She literally looks like she just seen a ghost and sort of flops about trying to fend you off like a rag doll. It's piss funny.
No seriously, dude, why is that a joke? It sounds more like a felony.
Gwen, can we chat in this link?
What's the difference between a bison and a buffalo?
You can't wash your face in a buffalo.
Do you think John F. Kennedy went for a ride in Dallas just to clear his head because his wife said he was close-minded?
OKAYYYY guys, today we're going to make DIY bath bombs. I bet y'all already have the first ingredient right here in your kitchen:
*looks at toaster*
Q. What's red and pink and spins around really fast? A. A baby in a blender.
Danny's Chromebook, Charger in his eager hands, Power for his world.
Fingers click and type, Words flow with electric grace, Thoughts come to life.
Screen illuminates, Imagination takes flight, Limitless pages.
Infinite knowledge, Unleashed through digital realms, Chromebook charger's might.
Danny's trusted friend, Always ready to connect, Bound by cord and fate.
Together they thrive, Exploring vast horizons, Endless possibilities.
Danny with his Chromebook charger, A duo, unstoppable, Unleashing their dreams.
What do garbage bins and horny women have in common?
They wait to be filled with a big load.
A Chinese drug dealer said to me, "Do you like my cocaine?"
I replied, "Not since he starred in Zulu."
What do dark humor and a person with scoliosis have in common?
Both are sick and twisted.
How do you get ten babies in a bucket?
With a blender.
I have depression, but I don't know how to show it in feelings.
What do you call a load of retards in a swimming pool?
Vegetable soup.
Biden: See you later, alligator!
Alligator: In a while, pedophile.
What is a kid's favorite thing to do with their dad?
Play pretend dog in the bed.
What do orgasms and impulses have in common?
I don’t care if they have either of them.
You're so lucky bullies don't have a chance to push you around anymore?
They'll get theirs when they're in a wheelchair?
How to make an orphan's feet bleed? Make them run in place until their parents get them.