INS jokes

Rot in hell?

More like nasty-ass thot in a well.

One day, a class of children were killed in a bus accident, but only some survived. One was praying that he would survive, and the other said, "First time?"

Not a joke?

More like not an existing organism in life.

New BBC Geordie police drama set in Honolulu.

Haway Five O.

I am armed with an automatic 4-OXD 22. caliber machine gun. HANDS IN THE AIR!

Your mama is so ugly that when she walked in the bank, they had to turn off the cameras.

Why are 9/11 victims so good at reading?

Because they can go through 100 stories in 5 minutes.

I threw a kid in a wheelchair into a fire... I called him hot wheels.

Bro, you were born in a local 7-Eleven bathroom.

What's worse than 100 dead babies in a skip?

The one that's still alive in the middle trying to eat its way out.

The woman had a dick, lol, it's your mom ahahahahahaha, yeah YOU! Jhon man! In New York City I am on to you! I will be under your bed tonight lol get a bodyguard!

Kill yourself in anyway. I'm doing it the HIGHway.

Someone: "I got chickens out there vibin'."

Me: "What? Oh, you mean those over-sized chickens that just show an example of you in real life?"

Someone: . . .

Hey, I never knew we had a planet in our body!

"Chelsea is the most consistent team.

One win in August, one win in September, and one win in October; it's just like a menstrual cycle.

If they don't win in November, just know that they're pregnant." 😅

What does an apple and an orphan have in common?

One gets picked.

Two cyclists stop on a bridge. One cyclist says to the other, "Can you see that forest over there?"

The other says, "No, the trees are in the way."

What did the people in 9/11 say when they got the wrong pizza? Man, they got it wrong, I wanted this shitty plane!

What does a blind man and a PS4 have in common?

They both need to make sounds to be recognized.

I went to the orphanage and shot everyone in there. It's not like anyone will attend their funeral.