INS jokes

George Floyd was in a TV show, "Fresh Prince of no hair."

in (DYM 95)

Okay, is this the new thing, saying "Gwen" in your "joke," then people will comment and you can make more friends? If so, then I really need to be saying "Gwen" more in my "jokes or chats."

What do you call my brother in the water?

"Tsunami."

Do nut get in my way.

You’re like a fine wine. The more of you I drink in, the better I feel.

Why isn't Hilary Duff interested in education?

A. She said that she was not interested in learning about anything that was so yesterday.

Teacher: Tim, where are your parents? It's been 15 minutes!

Tim (Orphan): Yeah um, they can't come.

Teacher: Why not?

Tim: They're too busy working in heaven.

In an alternate universe: I don't know how to solve the power of 10, but I do know how to pay taxes.

A tortoise was in a dry pool along with some geese. The tortoise said that they could carry him to a fresh pool. Then the geese flew through the air holding the tortoise. The tortoise was about to say something, but fell and died.

Hi, people. I really need a friend. Can someone please be my friend? Say in comments if you will.

Sometimes I wish I could use my school scissors on my heart.

But apparently there is something in your heart, so I already have scissors in my heart.

What do you (anyone) and a joke not have in common?

Jokes have meanings.

What is always in front of you but can’t be seen?

Answer: The future.

Treon: I don't care about Vorkie.

Amber: You should, she could be a great person for the company.

Treon: We don't need another one, we got 100 people in here, no need. Now, Amber, please just go make yourself useful.

Amber: Fine!!!!!

in (DYM 71)

Kid 1: Do you know Candace?

Kid 2: Candace who?

Kid 1: Candace dick fit in your mouth!

I've heard stories of my mother. She was a teenager and left me in the blender, but luckily the power cut out, like at the orphanage.

In the year 2020, who were the biggest enemies?

Coronavirus and toilet paper.

Maybe Soy Milk is just milk introducing itself in Spanish! (Soy means "I am" in Spanish).