Springtrap jokes

I did a bungee jump for charity recently. It was called "spastics on elastics."

I'm doing a charity bungee jump for the local disabled.

It's called "spastics on elastics."

When you're going 80 mph and hit a speed bump,

Then the speed bump starts screaming.

If you jump off a bridge while crying, it's suicide, but if you jump off a bridge while screaming "parkour," it's a failed stunt.

I got my son a trampoline for his birthday.

The ungrateful boy sat in his wheelchair the whole time.