Springtrap jokes

A condom and bungee jumping are exactly alike, if the rubber breaks, you're f**ked.

When you're going 80 mph and hit a speed bump,

Then the speed bump starts screaming.

I'm doing a charity bungee jump for the local disabled.

It's called "spastics on elastics."

If you jump off a bridge while crying, it's suicide, but if you jump off a bridge while screaming "parkour," it's a failed stunt.

I was going 80 in a school zone and the speed bump was screaming.