INS jokes
What do renovators and lesbians have in common?
They're both not interested in exposed wood, apparently.
Why did the skydiver bring a backup parachute?
In case the first one wanted to "cut ties" with them mid-air.
"Demon Slayer" is yay, and who's your favorite in "Demon Slayer"?
"When I was in jail, my girlfriend abandoned me. I created a fascination with becoming a gynecologist. When I got bailed out, I became a Travis Bickle."
Jesus walks into a hotel, hands the inn keeper three nails and says, "Can ya put me up for the night?"
What's small and can't turn around in a hallway?
A baby with a javelin in its head!
Why do girls only stay in odd groups of friends?
Because they literally can't even.
How many police officers does it take to screw in a lightbulb?
Two: one to change the lightbulb, and the other to open fire while the room is dark.
Japan takes credit for creating the rice cooker, but they forgot the USA made the largest one in 1945 and sent it to Japan.
I said, "Are you half left or half right?"
"Neither! In-between."
"What?! In between your mom's tits when you go to sleep with her at night?"
I was lying on the living room carpet the other day with my girlfriend on top of me in wings and a tutu, making out.
I called her the Fallen Angel.
You look like a heroin addict in a women's refuge.
Women should be seen and not heard.
But how would you control that if she was screaming "NO!!!" in the bedroom?
Your mom smells so bad she could stun a horse in a field.
I was literally cradlesnatched as a child.
Yeah, in the arms of an older woman experiencing my first rounds of motorboating.
Like a work film, to take new in the center.
More good, Tar de Spring is the mill Murray Hurlowar Skelett Dwight Dowl - for its general help!
Q: What's black and white and red all over?
A: The U.S. in 1919!
Raju: How about you, Sunil?
Do you know?
Sanju: Sunil is my long distance
is a brother.
Raju: Long brother?
Sanju: Yes, because I live in Ratnagiri and he lives in Nagpur.
Yo mama so fat, when she walked in front of the TV, I missed 3 episodes.
Yo mama so stupid, she put airbags on her computer in case it crashed.