INS jokes
Me and my friend have a friend that's in a wheelchair, but he is so annoying, so we throw him in a fire. Now we call him "Hot Wheels."
What am I gonna do on the 5th anniversary of the Parkland shooting?
Shoot a load in you just like I shot those kids ;)
What do you call a disabled person in a fire?
"HOT WHEELS!"
Bin Laden's relatives were killed in a plane crash, lol.
Bin Laden's relatives died in a plane crash on 8/1. 🤣🤣🤣
Knock knock.
Who's there?
Ahoy Mateys.
Ahoy Mateys who?
Ahoy mateys, balls fit in your mouth? LOLOLOLOLOLOL
Yo forehead so big you think in HD.
Bully: Who you looking at?
Me: A Build-A-Bear.
Bully: Where?
Me: Look in the mirror.
“In yo mama.”
I once masturbated in the bathroom.
I was looking for something, for a little help.
Looked in the wardrobe and found something perfect.
I'LL NEVER SEE A TOOTHBRUSH THE SAME WAY AGAIN!
My wife is so fat! I took her to the Grand Canyon. She fell in and got stuck!
I got fired from the bowling ball factory for throwing out the ones that had holes in them.
Your hairline is so far back that when your teacher puts you in the front of the class, your hairline is quite in the back.
Pop in the toilet.
Chuck Norris came up with the name for Walker, Texas Ranger in sheer brilliance. You can arrange each letter for the name of the show to display the true name being "Wrangler Karate Sex!"
Ever tried looking in a mirror lately? I wouldn't, your crooked hairline might break it.
Yo mama so ugly when she looked in the mirror, her reflection threw up and ran away.
Why does Mao Zedong like the east coast?
Because there is a red Sun in the sky.
Okay, what do you call that purple thing in your mom's top dresser drawer that she calls her best best friend for some weird reason?
Dad better look out from Bob, battery-operated boyfriend, hahaha!
Yo mama is so strict that in The Outsiders, she was Darry.