INS jokes
In Junior High, we had to do a report on euthanasia. I misunderstood the report and wrote about how I'd really like a Korean girlfriend.
My brother was stuck in a wheelchair after a motorbike accident. He became a swimming champion until I took the VR headset off.
When you were late to school and your teacher called you tardy, she meant that in more ways than one.
Q. Why aren't jokes about bulimia funny?
A. They're just in bad taste.
I'm sure you could be the smartest person in your class.
If it were a class for the profoundly retarded.
In Rocket League, you don't care who wins game MVP as long as it's not somebody on the other team.
My ex broke up with me the day before his birthday. Yeah, he never got to see anything on his birthday. Next thing you know, I'm now in prison.
Q: What do nuns and bathrooms have in common?
A: They both have glory holes for pleasing.
In Jr. high, we all had to do a report on euthanasia. I misunderstood and wrote a report on how I'd really like a Korean girlfriend.
What did the mad penis say to the vagina? “Don’t make me come in there!”
Why do orphans have 363 days in a year?
Because they have no Father's or Mother's days.
Why are people born in December, January, and February easy to get along with?
They're cool and chill.
Why does everyone say there are mines in Bosnia? There are no-
What do you call a pig in a blanket?
My wife on a cold day.
Who are the fastest readers ever? 9/11 victims, they went through 89 stories in 7 seconds.
Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because seven ate nine.
But 10 was afraid, why? Because it was in between 9 and 11.
In 9/11, people were dying for the pizza. But it was at the bottom, so they had to die for it literally.
The terrorists suck at [something]. They lost two times to the Twin Towers? Like, how do you land so far from it? One of them landed in a field.
Why is six afraid of seven? Because seven ate nine.
Why is ten afraid? Because he’s in between nine and eleven.
You know what they call pineapples in Paris?
I don't know, what?
Anus.