INS jokes
Apparently, as a 4-year-old, Hitler was saved from drowning in the river Passau by a local priest.
Goes to show once more that a lot of problems would be solved if priests could just keep their hands off kids.
Why does the kid in the wheelchair get bullied all the time?
Because he can’t stand up for himself.
Why can't a homeless person be in "The Boys?"
Because he would have beef with Homelander.
Why shouldn't orphans get a phone?
They would get stuck in an app because they can't find the home button.
Girl lol feel dick in mouth on you.
What's in a Michael Jackson hotdog?
A 50-year-old piece of meat.
A 12-year-old bun.
My best friend said, "Can you put your dick in me?" I said, "Can I cum in you?"
Who is the fastest reader? 9/11, it went through 10 stories in 7 seconds.
I have a friend who recently stopped smoking, and the withdrawal was causing hallucination. He went to my house and thought there was a shark in the pond in my backyard. So, I would like to dedicate these lyrics to my friend: "I see a dreamer over there by the water!"
What did one orphan say to another?
"Get in the Batmobile, Robin."
A priest, Kelly Clarkson, and Ian Watkins all walk into a bar... only for the bartender to exclaim, "We don't serve your kind around here!" Then he muttered in a low voice, "Fucking paedos."
Why is vegetable soup hard to cook? Because you can't fit the wheelchair in!
Heard about the new event in Africa? Called the Hunger Games.
What was the score of the basketball game in Africa?
Eight-nothing.
Here in Canada, you used to be able to be shipped off to an asylum just because you were gay.
I guess they couldn't tell the fruits from the nuts.
Do you put a baby in the microwave covered or uncovered?
Covered, it can take weeks to clean up the explosion.
What’s red, blonde, and wet?
Saskia in grain.
How did Aby get away from Mr. Ryan in Iran? He ran!
What do pedophiles and Sandy Hook have in common?
Shooting up schoolchildren.
In the French school, four sentences must be written. Fritz heard his mother say, "Close the door!"
Fritz went to his uncle and heard, "Yes, I'll put it there."
Then he came to his brother who said, "They call me Superman, hahaha!"
Finally, his sister looked at a photo and said, "Wow!"
The next day, the teacher said, "Okay, Fritz, it's your turn. Finish eating and take out the trash!" Fritz said, "Close the door!"
The teacher got angry and said, "I want to see the principal." Fritz replied, "Yes, my friend, I am leaving you."
The teacher asked, "I have forgotten your name, what is it?" Fritz said, "I'm Superman! I'm Superman! You're nothing!"
"Who do you think I am?" asked the teacher, who had become very angry. Fritz replied, "Wow!"