INS jokes
Why did the rapper bring a pencil to the concert?
In case he needed to drop some FRESH LINES.
Why was the rapper always in a rush?
Because he was on the FAST TRACK to RAP STARDOM!
How does a rapper stay warm in the winter?
With some HOT TRACKS!
Why did the rapper bring a fishing rod to the studio?
To reel in some KILLER HOOKS.
Why did the rapper bring a parachute to the concert?
In case he had to drop some BOMBS.
What do math and me on P-hub have in common?
They are both hard.
How does a rapper stay cool?
He drops some ICE in his rhymes.
Why did the rapper go to the dentist?
Because he had too many FILL-INS.
Why was the rapper always in good shape?
Because he never skipped a beat!
I've seen more charisma in a wet mop than in BLESSEDBRIAN'S personality.
There will be better punchlines at BlessedBrian’s FUNERAL than in his JOKES.
How do rappers stay warm in the winter?
They wear their ice chains.
I’ve seen more life in a trampled garden gnome than in BLESSEDBRIAN’S jokes.
Why did the rapper bring a map to the studio?
Because they were lost in the BEATS.
Leo might not be the dumbest person in the world... but she’d better hope they don’t DIE!
Sully: Praised after landing in the Hudson River.
Garuda Indonesia 421:
Sully's co-pilot:
"Daveon, stop screaming for help because I broke your kneecaps!"
How do you find a rapper in a snowstorm?
Look for the one with the "ICE-COLD RHYMES."
What do you call a group of rappers waiting in line?
A rhyme queue.
How do rappers stay warm in the winter?
With their FIRE LYRICS!