INS jokes
"What's the wifi password?"
"121i362"
"It's not working."
"What wifi are you trying to connect to?"
"The United Airline."
"We're in the World Trade Center, though."
How do u get 40 cigarettes in a pack?
U shove them down his throat. 🤣😂
Why are you sad? Because you are in Morocco, ha ha.
What sounds did the Ukraine people make in basketball? Ka-boom!
What do blind kids and orphans have in common?
Neither of them can see their parents.
Real 😔
The doctor said I would make it, but then Spider-Man came in holding a PS5.
I have returned. Anyways, what do you call it when you're actually in Panera Bread, being in Panera Bread?
My plants in my garden are like the Twin Towers; neither of them fell, just the flowers.
Man yelling at mailman realizes he's opening the mailbox.
Mailman: "There's a pipe bomb in your mailbox..."
Yo mama so fat, she was the lead balloon in the Thanksgiving day parade next to Kermit the Frog.
Osama Bin Laden thrown in ocean!
People who helped with the Twin Towers destruction: ...
My bro’s parents died, but he didn’t know why.
Turns out they died because he was a failure, and he would be going to an orphanage in 4 days.
Some guy: making a sandwich.
Me: *rages* to put the ham in!
What activity do nuns and whores have in common?
Answer: Genuflection.
Roses are red, Violets are blue, In your presence, my love, Every moment feels new.
Roses are red, Violets are blue, Like petals in the wind, My heart dances for you.
How do you make a cat sound like a dog? Pour gasoline on it, then light it on fire and it will go "WOOF!"
How do you make a dog sound like a cat? Put it in the deep freeze until frozen solid, then run it through an electric saw and it will go "MMMRROWWWWWW!"
Why did the rapper bring a pencil to the concert?
In case he needed to drop some FRESH LINES.
Why was the rapper always in a rush?
Because he was on the FAST TRACK to RAP STARDOM!
How does a rapper stay warm in the winter?
With some HOT TRACKS!