INS jokes
Why did the rapper bring a parachute to the concert?
In case he had to drop some BOMBS.
What do math and me on P-hub have in common?
They are both hard.
How does a rapper stay cool?
He drops some ICE in his rhymes.
Why did the rapper go to the dentist?
Because he had too many FILL-INS.
Why was the rapper always in good shape?
Because he never skipped a beat!
How do rappers stay warm in the winter?
They wear their ice chains.
Why did the rapper bring a map to the studio?
Because they were lost in the BEATS.
Leo might not be the dumbest person in the world... but she’d better hope they don’t DIE!
How do you find a rapper in a snowstorm?
Look for the one with the "ICE-COLD RHYMES."
What do you call a group of rappers waiting in line?
A rhyme queue.
Why did the rapper always carry a map?
Because he was afraid of getting LOST in the BARS.
Bro, your hairline and an athletics track have one thing in common: they look like Humpty Dumpty.
Why does nobody talk to the letter G?
Because it's always in the middle of awkward!
Drake has too much meat. Donate to the people in need.
Why do rappers take time to prepare for camping?
Tupac-in-a-tent.
Why did the rapper bring a fishing rod to the studio?
To reel in some KILLER HOOKS.
What do orphans and apples not have in common... The apples get picked up.
I confessed to my crush in preschool. Unfortunately, she rejected me. I just carried on and got right back to teaching.
Stacy: Honey, I'm kinda new to texting, what does lol mean?
Justin: I'm not sure, "lots of love," I guess.
Margaret: Stacy, are you there? I don't know if you heard, but Amber and her three kids were killed in a car crash this morning. I'm in total shock!
Stacy: lol
What’s the most terrifying word in nuclear physics?
Oops!