INS jokes

Did you know the letter "F" in orphan stands for family?

What's small, brown and crispy?

A baby in an oven.

How do you measure a dog's temperature?

In barking grade!

What type of teacher doesn't fart in public?

A private tutor/tooter.

Little Johnny is walking in the hallway and goes in his brother's room and catches him watching something, so he asks, "What you watching?" His brother replies, "Nothing," and drops his phone. But then he gets a text from his teacher, who texted him a picture of her naked, saying, "After school come fuck me." So Johnny looks and says, "Ew, I'm telling Mom," and he ran with his brother's phone and showed his mom, and his mom said, "Ok, Johnny, I'll take care of you brother," and she told him to leave, and he did.

And his brother ran in his mom's room naked, and his mom said, "Oh, that's big. How about you do what your teacher told you to do to her, to me?" And a few hours later, Johnny heard weird noises coming from the room, so he walked in and saw them (his brother and mom) having sex, so he closed the door and walked away.

Chuck Norris heard that nothing in the world could kill him.

So he tracked down nothing in the world and killed it.

Why doesn't Jesus participate in Battle Raps?

All his comebacks take three days.

Little Johnny asked the teacher why you were no shirt. Teacher says, "Because I want to." The teacher drops her pencil and picks it up. The class starts laughing.

"What's so funny?" A kid took off your bra, and we see your squish sexy boobs.

You're in Australia. Your forehead is the reason why Africa is so hot.

I was at school with friends. One of my friends had hair in her armpits. The rest of my friends and I tried not to laugh or say anything, until one of my friends laughed and told her she had hair in her armpits, so she ran to her locker to get hair remover and went to one of the restroom stalls.

My mother-in-law would have been on one of the planes that crashed on 9/11.

Had I known in advance, I would have bought her the ticket.

POV: You accidentally get H in your IV drip.

I like big butts in the Kent, la la "hehehe" SUS.

How many babies does it take to screw in a light bulb?

More than 10, since my basement's still dark.

I walk in on my mum and she's in the middle of pulling off my dad's boxers. I said, "Mum, you really spoil those dogs!"

Yo mama, why do you have to jump in the pool as soon as I can find the water on Mario? I mean, Mario jump to Mars!

Gwen, we can chat in 2 months. My aunt just died from COVID, and it is taking forever for us to get there to California. I love you, your boyfriend, Prince!

Why doesn't Barbie ever get pregnant? Because Ken comes in a different box!

Your taste in men is like my taste in humor: dark.

Should we go to America for treatment?

We stayed in Essen and then left.