INS jokes
What can you say in bed and in piano class? Im fingering A Minor
By recruiting sponsors, they help them find work in their first year.
What do guns and women have in common?
They both get cocked and loaded.
What do blonde chicks and Asians have in common?
They both drive with their blinker on.
Comedy is so woke these days. You can't make fun of any disadvantaged group.
Except people with Alzheimer's. They'll just forget you made the joke in five minutes anyway.
14 girls asked me to go out today!
I was in the ladies' toilets...
Your hairline's so far back, even Rosa Parks refused to sit in the back; it went all the way there itself.
An orphan walked up to St. June's Family Hospital.
Doctor: "Sorry kid, you can't be in here."
A man walked into a bar and said, "What do you call a cum shot?"
The people running the bar said, "I don't know, nut."
The guy said, "Are you calling me a nut?"
My nephew hated working outside in landscaping, so I got him a job in the twin towers; I don't know why he keeps complaining about it being an inside job.
Your hairline’s going backwards in Ohio.
You're in One Piece because they're looking for your hairline.
They didn't burn witches back in the day, they burned bitches.
What do you call a group of people who are interested in Nintendo monkeys?
A Kongregation.
Siri is so ugly that she needs to go in the dumpster. She's so ugly that she needs to go in the toilet.
Smoking a fag in Britain: 🚬
Smoking a fag in America: hate crime.
I was going to charge my phone, so I pulled a plug and put it in. Then, my grandpa wasn't breathing anymore.
If you guys wanted to see a joke, just look in the mirror.
In England, for every church, there are two pubs.
In Poland, for every pub, there are two churches.
Why was 10 afraid?
Because he was in the middle of 9 and 11.