INS jokes
What do you call a monkey in a minefield?
A baboom.
What is the difference between an old chest and a kid? One doesn't cry when you drop it in the basement.
Did you know that Helen Keller had a twin?
Yeah, Helen ate her in the womb.
What do superheroes put in their drinks?
Just ice.
I was listening to WAP in my car with my four-year-old cousin, and she asked why they don't fix the holes in the house.
Then my fucking boyfriend, what a hoe, was and pointed to me. I pushed him out of the car, and my other boyfriend took the front seat.
What gets louder as it gets smaller? A baby in a trash compactor.
Someone in London is stabbed every two minutes. Poor guy.
An orphan and a homeless man get into a fight, so he yells in a mirror.
You're so bald, the reflection off your head is blinding people in India.
Why do women have no need for umbrellas? Because it doesn't rain in the kitchen.
Dirty Joke: A boy fell in the mud.
Clean Joke: He took a bath with bubbles.
Dirty Joke: Bubbles was the girl next door.
What do Americans and Rubik's Cubes have in common?
They both have a history of separating colors.
What do Jesus and I have in common? Our dads left us...
"Florida was ranked the worst state in the 50 states by Thriller."
Florida: Well, WE didn't want to give our oranges anyway!
symple: Why did you include me in this fuckery?
symple: And why the fuck am I the profile picture?
angela: Because you are the thot of the group.
symple: Well it takes one to know one.
symple: Aren't Thot jokes just "whore'able?"
angela: FUCK OFF!
A sister went to her brother's room and says,
"I'm scared, can I sleep with you?"
"Yes, sis."
"What is this?" (pointing at his dick)
"My pet snake."
"Can I pet it?"
"Yes."
He wakes up in a hospital.
"What happened?"
"Your snake spit on me, so I bit his head off."
"You dummy!"
"Whaaat?"
There was a girl I used to date, only to find out that she used to be a man. You could say, she put me in a trans.
JFK's wife trying to grab his head be like "him in heaven." Why did I marrei her? Welp, time for a devorsin'.
Why is the white man in prison scarier than the black one?
The white one actually did it!
Your mamma is so fat that she saved me a lot of money by sitting in my car when I wanted to buy a low rider.