INS jokes
The "w" in Africa is for water.
Why couldn't the toilet cross the road?
Answer: 'Cause it got stuck in the crack.
The toothbrush says, "I have the worst job in the whole world."
The toilet paper behind him says, "Yeah, right."
Why couldn't the toilet paper cross the road?
'Cause it was stuck in the crack... *buttcrack*
Lol, the Twin Towers ordered a drop in from Pizza Hut, but instead they got a hot and ready from Jet's.
Y'know, I never knew Obi-Wan Kenobi participated in an anime, "Snow White with the Red Hair," up until now.
Roses are red, violets are purple, lay in my bed so I can suck your nurple.
A man and a boy went into a forest. The boy said he was scared. The man said, "How do you think I feel? I have to walk back alone."
Yo mama so fat, when she jumped in the pool, the water jumped out!
What is an orphan's favorite quote in Star Wars?
"I am your father!"
What world record did the people in 9/11 get?
The world record for going down 80 floors in a matter of seconds.
What do you call six gay men in a war? Rainbow Six Siege.
Why can't you have a tall dog? You will have pups in a week.
How to Make an Orphan cry
Step 1: Talk about Home.
Step 2: Ask them where their parents are.
Step 3: Say, "Bye Bye," and push them in the Batmobile!
My girlfriend's name is Candice.
Can these nuts fit in your mouth? :D
I bought my son a wheelchair for his birthday—turns out he couldn’t get in it.
What does a child molester and a Catholic priest have in common? They both prey at church.
What’s the difference in an apple and an orphan?
One actually gets picked.
Have you heard of the Xbox game Sea of Thieves?
See if these nuts fit in your mouth.
"Did you guys make sure Stephen was plugged in?"