INS jokes
A son asked his mom: "Why are the lines in the LGBTQ community flag straight?"
Yo mamma so stupid, she starved to death in a grocery store.
What did the creep do when the woman said, “Make yourself at home?”
He hid in her attic.
Did you just fart a minute ago in the dumpster? I can tell you probably had a mud burrito for breakfast.
Texas be like everything is bigger here: guns and winter storms!
Jesus stinks so bad he killed all living things in Heaven.
What do the films The Sixth Sense and Titanic have in common?
Icy dead people.
Kenny's favorite part of living in his mom's basement is sleeping with the landlady.
How many Mexicans does it take to screw in a lightbulb?
Only Juan.
Once a woman suspected that her husband was fucking their daughter at night. So she made a plan. That night, she gave her daughter sleeping pills and told her husband that you go to sleep, I have a headache and I will sleep on the sofa in the drawing room today. After everyone slept, she picked up her sleeping daughter and laid her on the sofa and went to her bed and lay down. After an hour, the door of the room opened and one man entered the room and jumped on the bed and fucked her intensely for 2 hours. Then she turned on the light with the bed switch and said, "You definitely didn't expect me." "I definitely didn't expect you, MOM! But you are more delicious than sister"! Her son replied in surprise!
Why did people invent glow in the dark condoms?
So gay people can have lightsaber duels.
A woman is in the hospital giving birth. The doctor comes up to her afterwards.
Dr: "I'm sorry, I have good news and bad news."
Woman: "What's the bad news?"
Dr: "Your baby is Ginger!"
Woman: "Ok, so what's the good news?"
Dr: "It's dead!"
I got a detention because I told an emo kid to "hang in there."
When I got to you and I was android and we were all in Minecraft for the last two years and we had the same problem UI with you anymore but you can see it on Instagram that it is not a real time thing or a android.
Why do most guns in America have an average mag/clip size of only 30?
Because that's the average class size in America.
What do you call a black person in a swimming pool?
Coco Pops.
You're so ugly whenever you say hi, people walk away and say that you were too ugly, and they go take a bath right away because you're so stinky.
They say that you look like your mama. Wait, your mama must be just like you because I can see her way from a mile!
You say you put on perfume, but every time I smell you, you smell like poo-poo. You're so ugly that when your mom looks in the mirror, you cry. You're so stupid the second-grade teacher had to tell you to go all the way to kindergarten. Head Start is every grade below you. You can't even go to the 20th grade, which stands for 9th grade. You can't even go to grocery stores, and people that tell you that you're so ugly give you compliments just to make you feel better. You know that everybody just likes you just because they just don't want to hurt your feelings, so just stay in your mind. Hey, you want to text Matt; you know it was you because every time you see you, you think that you matter. Matter fact, he doesn't even like you; he just wants your money girl. Who even likes you? 😈😈
Why is vegetable soup hard to cook? Because you can't fit the wheelchair in!
This boy in my high school choir class had a decently big forehead, so I leaned in and said, "You know, if you painted an H on your forehead, maybe Kobe would've landed."
What do girls and noodles have in common?
They both wiggle when you eat them.