INS jokes
What do blind people and orphans have in common?
They both can’t see their parents.
A nun going down a water shoot? She never felt so wet in all her life!
Q: What is the difference between Michael Jackson & Neil Armstrong? A: Neil Armstrong was the first man to walk on the moon, and Michael Jackson f@ck$ little kids in the a$$!
A kid came to the orphanage with a dead fish. She was crying.
Why was the kid crying in the orphanage? Because someone came for the fish.
"Wubba Lubba Dub Dub" is one way to describe how my inner child acts, but yesterday I killed them. Now I hear "Wubba Lubba Dub Dub," I’m drowning in the tub.
Mummy, how was I born?
Mummy replied, "Well, your father and I got married, and soon I became fat and you came out, and then in, out, in, out, and after you did that a million times, you were born."
I was sitting in class when my teacher said, "Have any questions?" the suspended Class clown said, "Who's Joe?" So the teacher said, "Joe who?" So the clown said, "Joe Mama!" So I said, "What in the BALLS?" So I ended up staying in detention with the clown, ah, so cozy!
Wanna hear a joke?
Look in the mirror; I'm sure you'll find one there :')
Yo mama so ugly, she has a sign in her garden saying, “Beware of the dog!”
If you want an orphan joke, just look in a mirror.
6 was afraid of 7 because 7 ate 9, but why was 10 scared?
Because 10 was in 9/11.
We were watching a 9/11 documentary in class and I said, "Man, they are really bad at Jenga!"
I left a ticket to a WNBA game on the dashboard when I went to go get the groceries.
A burglar broke in and left another one on the dashboard.
The water in the shower evaporates before it reaches you.
When does an Emo wake up in the morning? After the rooster says, "Cutadoodledo!"
Yo momma's armpits are so hairy, it looks like she's got Buckwheat in a headlock.
Having cockroaches in the house is a sign that you've food.
These things are like Ugandan girls, they hate poverty.
Sorry for this Pick Up Line.
Are you a building? Because I rate you 9/11, so let me put my plane in and let kids fall out.
Yo momma so fat, when she said, "Order in the court," she really meant burgers and fries.
No wonder why I can't find you. You're in the trash bin.