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Here [are] some questions firesharky:

1. What color hair do u have?

2. What[s] MY parents['] names? What hospital [were] u born in?

3. What state [were] u born in?

Do not say I don't know.

What is an orphan's favorite quote in Star Wars?

"I am your father!"

What world record did the people in 9/11 get?

The world record for going down 80 floors in a matter of seconds.

What do you call six gay men in a war? Rainbow Six Siege.

Roses are red, violets are purple, lay in my bed so I can suck your nurple.

Have you heard of the Xbox game Sea of Thieves?

See if these nuts fit in your mouth.

A man and a boy went into a forest. The boy said he was scared. The man said, "How do you think I feel? I have to walk back alone."

Yo mama so fat, when she jumped in the pool, the water jumped out!

A dog found a bone. Then he was walking happily across the street, and he saw a bridge. He decided to walk on the bridge. He saw his reflection and thought it was another dog. Then he barked at him, and the bone fell in the river. The dog said, "What a fool I have been," and walked away.

An alligator is in a class, turns out he likes teaching!

Why is there A/C in hospitals?

So the vegetables stay nice and fresh.

I couldn't think of anything because you're in the "countryside."

My mom told me to look for a bill in her file at her home office. Instead, I grabbed my sister's adoption papers.

How to make the kissing in a tree recognizable: me and you k.i.s.s.i.n.g., tree sitting, wedding, love, then comes love, then comes baby in the carriage, then hate comes, divorce and purse.

FEW!!!!!!!

I really like those "driverless cars." I saw loads of them last week in the car park.

Asdf movie: meow meow I’m a cow.

Me to my villagers in Minecraft: chick chick my guns cocked so frick.

Prankster pranks.

Fake lobster in the toilet. 8:00 a.m.

Prank phone calls. 9:00 a.m.

Win a free ride in a police car! Just pick up a knife and use it!

Who thinks Gwen and dumb bitch prince should *STOP* dating! AND LET THE REAL LOVERS *Gwen and Aiden* RESUME TO *LOVE* SAY ME IN THE COMMENTS SO NOT!!!!!!!!