INS jokes
I kicked a ball at a kid in a wheelchair and screamed, "Rocket League!"
Your mama is so fat that when she went to run in a yellow jumpsuit, the kids thought they missed the school bus.
Lil Nas X is so gay, I would fuck him in the Old Town Road.
Wanna hear a joke?
Look in the mirror; I'm sure you'll find one there :')
When people say they get ho's: You don't get no ho's, the only ho's you get is in yo draws.
What’s the difference between a pile of babies and a Lamborghini?
I don't have a Lamborghini in my garage.
How did Peter Cottontail get his swing on? He made love to Alice in Wonderland.
How many emos does it take to change a lightbulb?
None, because they just sit and cry in the dark.
How many emos does it take to fix a lightbulb?
None, because they just cry in the darkness.
Why are there only 363 days in an orphan's calendar?
They don’t have fathers or Mother’s Day.
What do you call a fat spеaky in a wheelchair spеaky chair?
Orphans have 362 days in a year because they don’t have a Mother’s or Father’s Day and no birthday.
Why do orphans only have 363 days in a year?
Because they miss Mother’s Day and Father’s Day.
Roses are red, violets are blue. You belong in a zoo, but don't worry, I'll be there too. Just not in a cage, I'll be laughing at you.
Knock knock.
Who's there?
It's me. I can't get in because Stephen Hawking is in the way.
Did you know that McDonald's have a new McScully burger?
It's a 59-year-old piece of meat in a 2-year-old bun.
Why can’t an orphan play games with a full house in them? Because they don’t know what a full house is.
This dude is so fat, wearing the same damn clothes every day. Every time he turns around, it's his graduation day. He forgot to put a boomerang on his pants because they don't even fit anymore. Last time I saw him coming down the street, it was in a bucket of Popeye's chicken, extra crispy.
If a gay male is married to a well-endowed, physically challenged gay male that has been sleeping in bed for three hours nonstop, and he wants him to wake up so he can fix him his morning breakfast, how does he wake him up?
Wake up sleeping Jesus by giving him a blowjob.
My friend said, “there shouldn’t be discrimination, just black and normal.”
That was also the same guy who said [link to joke].