INS jokes
What is sex? You put a sex person in someone’s sex.
Why was 10 scared because it was in the middle of 9/11?
What happens to Freedom Towers if they got hit? They stepped in Ground Zero.
My friend said, "Where is the trash?" I said, "Look in the mirror, there is the trash."
Phobos and Deimos are just asteroids in moon costumes, and Mars was blind due to its frequent sandstorms, so it let Phobos and Deimos be its moons.
My grandma said, "Hey, you want a Butterfinger cause I do?"
Me: Grandpa's in the kitchen if you want a finger.
Did you hear about the guy that dipped his balls in glitter?
Pretty nuts, huh?
When does a pentagon have 4 sides?
When a plane is in one of the sides.
The orphan wanted to call home sick, but there was no one.
The orphan went to school to have food, but there was no money in his account.
Bro, they almost forgot you in the abortion bucket.
Put a kid in a wheelchair in the Twin Towers. Damn, I love Hot Wheels!
I was the person that flew into the Twin Towers. I have two friends that are both twins, and whenever they speak, I tell them to shut up because if they don't, I'll make myself explode in them.
How many hookers fit in a Cadillac?
About 4 in the trunk if you stack 'em right.
[concert] SINGER: How's everyone doin' tonight? CROWD: Woo! ME (from the back in a normal speaking voice): It's actually been a tough few months.
Why can't orphans be in charge of making web pages?
Because they can't add a home page.
What do parents and dark humor have in common? Not everyone gets them.
Who likes Fortnite? Gwen Stacy is in the game, let's goooooo! I love her!
I pushed a kid in a wheelchair into a fire.
Now we call him hot wheels.
Why can't orphans get 5 stars in GTA?
Because they're not wanted.
A TikTok I saw: "I'm in Canada, I'm in the United States!"
Most people: "I'm in South Korea, I'm in Nor- *boom*"
Me: "I'm in Palestine, I'm in Is... this heaven?"
*Insert me starting a war in the comments*