INS jokes
"When I heard that not arguing or fighting in a relationship represents a lack of interest, that's when my girlfriend started missing her makeup box."
How do you make a Tico dance? You put a little boogie in it.
I slept like a log last night... woke up in the fireplace.
If you enter the bathroom as an American and leave the bathroom as an American, what are you in the bathroom?
A European.
What is long, hard, and has cum in it?
A cucumber.
when ur bored in class so u post this and people start comenting the best shit
What do you do when an epileptic has a seizure in the bathtub?
Throw in some laundry...
Do you know the F in "orphan" stands for family?
There is no F in "orphan".
Exactly.
My dad died in 9/11. He was the best pilot.
A lady asked if I heard about the mass shooting in Ohio. I said yes, my friend died there. She said I’m so sorry. I said yeah, I tried telling him the police had good aim. Worse than that, he just found out his sister was cheating on him.
I was trying to tell some people here to stop, but then I found out that the S was covered in blood from me assaulting someone.
What do you call a suicide bomber in a wheelchair?
An RCXD (remote control explosive).
Do you play Sea of Thieves? See if these balls fit in your mouth, gotteeeem!
What did the beach say when the tide came in?
"Long time no sea."
I got in a cage fight.
The hamster didn't know what hit him!
If you pour paint in your eyes, the paint loses the 't'.
Having sex in the woods and a deer walks up and fucks you from the back.
The 9/11 and the Spanish flu are kind of similar.
The Spanish flu was a very dangerous flu, and in 9/11, something very dangerous flew.
Why is September 11th the best birthday ever? No one forgets it :)
This person ( :I ) It wasn't meant to be a joke; it was just to make space like your mother's ass in space because it's so big.
My dogs pooped in my shoes? Pooper.