INS jokes

Fortnite is so bad that when you try to play, trash is always in your way. LOL

What does your dad's cock and Darryl's Savouries have in common?

I want them both in my mouth!

Why do orphans hate any milk?

Their dad did not come back for 10 years. Oh, sorry, he got lost in the store! 🤧

What do orphans and blind kids have in common: They both can't see their parents.

Your face needs to be put in the trash so people don't need to suffer.

When a rocketship went into space, seven astronauts went into space. That's why it's called NASA.

How do you say “Yes, you look good” in Spanish?

– Sí...

See deez nuts!

I wanted to hire a butler for my new mansion in downtown LA. As he arrived, he introduced himself and I discovered it was Ghostionel Pessi.

I asked him why is he working as a butler? He told me that “a big game is coming up so he needs to refine his bottleling skills.” DAMN PESSI!

What does Justin Bieber and a rabbit have in common?

They're both adorably cute and everyone loves them except for Justin Bieber.

One day I seen a little boy walking in the grocery store, so I asked if he was okay, and he said yes. I asked where his parents were, and he said his mom died years ago and his dad is stuck in the milk aisle.

The school shooter points the gun at the emo kid. While the shooter tries to shoot him, the emo kid dodges the bullets like in the Matrix and takes the gun away from the shooter and shoots himself.

I want to die at a party. This is because nobody can be sad over me.

I first saw her in the Walmart picking out your drawers.

What can read 105 stories in ten seconds?

New Yorkers.

Where did the king hide his armies?

In his sleevies.

Worst joke ever.

Why don't headless people have a head in class?

Because they know that they will be ahead of the class. XD

When your mum tells you to help your granny.

And you unplug life support!

Your family in a nutshell.

There's a girl I like in my school, but she's always on her phone. It seems that I can't get a SIGNAL from her.

I smell up dog in here.

"What's up, dog?"

Nothing much, how about you?