INS jokes
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What’s the difference between 69 and a family reunion?
You only see one asshole in 69.
What does an autistic kid and a loaf of bread have in common?
They both have special needs.
Why is 10 so scared? Cause it was in the middle of 9/11.
What do my clothes and a depressed person not have in common?
My clothes don't hang themselves...
Did you know there was a record for the quickest time to finish a story? The day it was set was 9/11. 99 stories in .4 seconds.
What’s the similarity between a bag of chips and a gun?
When you pull one out in class, everybody wants to be your friend.
I'm dead serious about Kobe: Kobe in heaven...
What do Colorado and Saudi Arabia have in common?
It's legal to get stoned.
Person: I broke my arm in three places.
Doctor: Well, don't go to those three places then.
How can you be fast and slow at the same time, getting a gold medal in the Special Olympics?
I watch my parents sleep with a knife in my hands. Only got caught once.
Thomas Jefferson’s 80th b-day bash be like:
Jackson: "CALHOUN! YOU’RE CHEATING ON ME - IN BED WITH THE CONSTITUTION??"
What do Michael Jackson and an Xbox have in common?
Little boys turn them on.
Q: Why is Japan the healthiest country?
A: Last time they had a fat man, 80,000 people died.
Do you know why there are no pharmacies and pharmacists in Africa?
Because you can't take pills on an empty stomach!
What did one orphan say to another?
"Robin, get in the Batmobile!"
Iran? More like tin can, cause we’re going to kick their teeth in, am I right?
Do not sort... that's bad... *sigh in depression*
Your momma's so fat, when she pulls her knickers down, her ass is still in them.