INS jokes

Gay Man

    • What do Hostess Twinkies and the cock of a gay man have in common?

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    • Feminist

    • Feminists think men hate them. MEN HATE FEMINIST KARENS. We already have equal rights. It wasn't always like that, but that was in the past. So, fuck feminists.

    (Like if you hate feminists.)

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    • Eyesight

    • When I went to the doctor, he pulled his wife in and said, "What do you see?"

    I replied, "A fat bitch." He said, "Ok, your eyesight is perfect."

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    Jesus

    • Now you should let your imagination work... imagine naked Jesus with an erection... and nail holes in his hands...

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    • Patch

    • Nasruddin Hodja was tilling his patch of land when a hunter came riding up.

    “Hey, you!" said the man. “Did you see a boar run past?"

    “Yes," replied Hodja.

    “Which way did it go?" demanded the man.

    Hodja pointed in the direction in which the boar had gone.

    The man rode away without a word of thanks, but he was back within minutes.

    “No sign of it!" he said. “Are you sure it went that way?"

    “I am certain," replied Hodja. “It went that way. Two years ago."

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    • Girl

    • I was fucking this girl, and I started to make her cry.

    She mumbled things and squirmed, but I couldn't hear her through the gag I put in her mouth.

    Parent

    • My mom and dad got home from a party pretty late. Why do I know? Because I was playing Minecraft all night.

    Anyways, they get home and start fumbling up the stairs and being really loud. I could have swore I heard them fall down. I assumed they were drunk. I was just playing my Switch when they come into my room. Now I'm about 10 at the time so I watch them get undressed IN MY FUCKING BED! I then just stare at them as they notice me before I witness anything. They say that they were doing "intense kissing" the next morning. I believed that at the time, but now I've been to health class. I now know the truth. I wish I hadn't.

    Penis

    • My penis was in the Guinness Book of World Records. -- Then the librarian told me to take it out.

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    • Time

    • Who do you call in times of a marriage crisis?

    A prostitute, because your wife fucking sucks.

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    • Dad

    • A proud new dad sits down with his own father.

    His father says, "Son, you now have a child of your own, so I think it's time I gave you this." And so, he pulls out a book: 1001 Dad Jokes.

    The young man says, "Dad, I'm honored," as tears well up in his eyes.

    His father says, "Hi, Honored, I'm Dad."

    Incest

    • Father: "I don't trust you. You poured your seed in my daughter's belly."

    Son: "But Paah, you can't fire me."

    Father: "You're lucky you're my brother too, or I'd kill you."

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