INS jokes
What do you call a crazy-in-every-way sister?
A sissy.
What’s your favorite food? Chode in the hole?
Why did the number 5 get voted out of the game in the 1st round? Because he was an odd man out!
What did the dog say when he got its tail caught in the door?
"It won't be long now..."
Kid: "THERE'S A SHOOTER IN THE BUILDING!"
Shooter: "Oops."
So, I was in school, and there was a number saying "696969," so I said to my mother, "What does it mean?" She said, "Your fucking dad and I!"
People are fighting in a war, and a man gets hit four times in the arm and says, "'Tis but a scratch!"
And the other guy, looking at him in shock, says, "A scratch? Your arm is off your body!"
When you go to the priest's basement, you will always find the pope's body and his children in the corner of the room.
Why did the man laugh when he only had just one nickel and one penny in his pocket?
He had a 6 cents of humor.
Time for a random Terraria joke.
Q: Why did the guide die at his house?
A: The player dropped his doll in the lava.
(WALL OF FLESH HAS AWOKEN) :| Oh crap!
Mom: You can't die in the living room, David, so you can stop stabbing and shooting yourself.
David: I will surpass Kakarot!
Jordan: *dead on the living room floor*
Why did the golfer change his pants? In case he got a hole in one!
"MERCURY INSURANCE, come to our office in Mercury."
I was talking to a Muslim yesterday, and he asked me what it's like to be blind.
I happened to tell him about 20 jokes; in fact, I was working on my twentieth. So I answered with, "At least I don't have to screw in light bulbs. It's not like I need the damn things anyway."
Roses are red, That's a tin can, You have no home, So get in the van!
I took my mother-in-law out yesterday.
God being a sniper is so fun!
August 2020: LeafyIsHere gets terminated on Youtube for harassing Pokimane.
Billy, a toxic kid in Leafy's fanbase: "Imane's life is a joke, that's why I call her Jokeimane."
A person who simps for Pokimane: "And you look like you came from a farm, Hillbilly."
An alligator is in a class, turns out he likes teaching!
Why is there A/C in hospitals?
So the vegetables stay nice and fresh.
My sister said to kill myself, so now I’m in the hospital hoping to die.