INS jokes

Why is 10 scared?

Because it is in the huddle of 9/11.

How can you light up a candle in a ship which does not contain any instrument and you are alone with just a packet of candles?

Answer: Just throw one candle in the sea; the boat will become lighter.

I want to die peacefully in my sleep like my grandfather did. Not screaming in terror like the passengers in his car.

What do women and airplanes have in common?

A cockpit.

5, 4, 3, 2, 1. A castle weighs a ton. 5, 4, 3, 2, 1. The Queen of England's won! I never thought she'd get it done, but her sister is a nun.

Here is a dark joke for you guys... "Why do pornstars scream, "DADDY!" in their videos? Because they were child molested by their father!"

Recently I visited a restaurant in Crotone. When I was done eating, I told the waitress I was “Penaldo” with my food. She instantly knew that I was finished with my food.

How do you think they found out cows produce milk?

Two kids having fun in the barn.

Once there were these two fruitcakes driving in their Pink Porsche. "Oh, this handles so well!" they exclaimed.

Then this Mack truck came around the corner at their stop sign and rear-ended them. The passenger said to his partner, "You tell that man he's gonna pay every single cent 'cause we're going to sue him!"

So the flamer gets out and swishes to tell the trucker to do that very thing. The trucker was a tough who said, "What do you want, wimp?" The gay said, "You just hit our new Pink Porsche, and we're gonna make you pay every single cent 'cause we're gonna sue you!"

The trucker said, "Oh yeah? Blow me!" The gay driver went "Ohhh!" and ran back. The gay partner asked him, "What did he say?" His fruitcake driver said, "Ohhh! It's wonderful, he wants to settle out of court!"

I was sweating like Michael Jackson in a Chuck E. Cheese.

So I was in the lunch room and was sitting by the peanut allergic kids' table. I stood up and I threw an opened bag of peanuts at them and yelled, "25 kill streak!" 🤣😂

What does a priest and a male homosexual have in common?

They both like to suck a big cock inside the men's locker room at the gym.

Why is reverse cowgirl banned in Alabama? Because you should never turn your back on family.

Why is it painful to have your attorney with you in the hospital?

The damages are severe.

Why was Wacko Jacko willing to write a song for the film Free Willy?

He thought that the film's title was a nice phrase to yell out in primary school playgrounds.

What's the difference between an orphanage and a supermarket?

People actually want stuff in a supermarket.

Q: What do you call a nun in a pool? A: A bath bomb.

Once there was a midget man jumping on a pothole saying 43, 43, 43. A kid walks up to the man and says, "Why are you saying 43, 43, 43?"

The man stops and looks at him, then he starts jumping again and says 43, 43, 43.

The kid asked him again and so on.

Then the man stops, opens the pothole, throws the kid in, closes it, and starts jumping and says 44, 44, 44!!!"

Why do orphans hate going in public?

Because there's kids out with their parents.

Do you know when the thing of you when the was is where you and if you when you where if I and you where in the thing is where yes?