INS jokes
Kid on Xbox: I'm not a virgin. Ask your sister.
Bully on Xbox: I don't have a sister, dumbass.
Kid on Xbox: You will in 9 months.
What did the soldier say when he saw a terrorist in a wheelchair?
"An RC-XD!"
The smartest kid in my class says "is-land" instead of "island."
Why is there a hole in Uranus?
What's the difference between a sex slave and a goat?
I don't have a sex slave in my basement...
You just might be why the middle finger was invented in the first place.
Yo mama so fat, she had to get baptized in the ocean.
If we can't say "God" in vain, why does He get to?
You know what orphans and Batman have in common? They'll both never see their parents again.
Do you play Sea of Thieves? See if these balls fit in your mouth, gotteeeem!
How to make an orphan's feet bleed? Make them run in place until their parents get them.
What goes in hard and comes out soft? A toothbrush.
Why did the man laugh when he only had just one nickel and one penny in his pocket?
He had a 6 cents of humor.
August 2020: LeafyIsHere gets terminated on Youtube for harassing Pokimane.
Billy, a toxic kid in Leafy's fanbase: "Imane's life is a joke, that's why I call her Jokeimane."
A person who simps for Pokimane: "And you look like you came from a farm, Hillbilly."
What did the magician do as a trick in his show?
Make your doubts about magic... DISAPPEAR!
What does your dad's cock and Darryl's Savouries have in common?
I want them both in my mouth!
Why did the man get fired from work? Because he took two days off in February.
I wanted to hire a butler for my new mansion in downtown LA. As he arrived, he introduced himself and I discovered it was Ghostionel Pessi.
I asked him why is he working as a butler? He told me that “a big game is coming up so he needs to refine his bottleling skills.” DAMN PESSI!
What do orphans and blind kids have in common: They both can't see their parents.
When a rocketship went into space, seven astronauts went into space. That's why it's called NASA.