INS jokes
Why was 10 scared?
Because it was in the middle of 9/11.
Why is it that when in PE, it's fine for someone to say "boys against girls", but in public when I say "blacks against whites" or "boys against girls" I'm the bad guy?
Roses are red, Burnt bodies are black.
You'd look great With a knife in your back.
What do you call a person with Down syndrome in a bathtub?
Vegetable soup.
What do they use in communion when they run out of bread?
Doughnuts, because they're holy.
Why can't you run with a pencil in the hallway? Because too many people got killed!
You know what they call pineapples in Paris?
I don't know, what?
Anus.
Why do women wear panties with flowers on them?
In loving memory of all the faces that have been buried there.
Holy shit there's so many yo mama jokes. Here's mine: Yo mama so skinny she used a cheerio as a hula hoop.
Yo mama so fat that she made a plane unstable and crashed it into the Twin Towers.
Yo mama so old that she has Jesus's autograph.
Yo mama so ugly that not even makeup can save her.
Yo mama so dumb that she thought Rocket League was a competition between kids in wheelchairs.
A cow in an earthquake is called a milkshake.
Hey, I never knew we had a planet in our body!
While fucking, my sister said, "Brother, you are so naughty! You fucked our elder aunt every day in the absence of my uncle and cousins and made her pregnant!" Little did she know, I fucked our mother every day in the absence of her, my father, and my elder brother and made my mom pregnant as well!
A pregnant wife and her husband were in a hospital as she was in labor. The doctor suggested using a machine that transfers the birth pains from the mother to the father. They agree, so the machine is used. 40%, the husband feels nothing, 70% still not feeling anything, 100%, nothing.
The doctor says it must be broken. When the pair return home, the milkman is dead in the front yard.
Why is parking a car like finding a girlfriend?
All the good ones are taken, so you stick it in the disabled one and hope nobody notices.
Roses are red, don’t touch the toys, these are what the priests use to lure in the boys.
I stood in front of the mirror. "Joseph, I will love and protect you forever," my dick cooed. I looked down at it, a single crystalline tear sliding down my face. I was at peace.
Why are 9/11 victims the fastest readers in the world?
Because they went through 90 stories in just 10 seconds!
How do you find Will Smith in the snow?
You look for the fresh prints.
"Jack and Jill went home because he was sick because of the virus in town, gave him a frown, and his arms were pricked."
What makes you guys high?
I get high when I have a dead fish in my lunchbox.