INS jokes
What do you get when skeletons are dancing in a tin can?
Noise!
How do you turn a baby into a dog?
Douse it in gasoline, light a match, *WOOF*!
Nutted in my shoes, now my kids are taking a walk.
Not a joke; just a statement:
Everything on here is unoriginal! 😂 But just because every word on here is unoriginal, it doesn’t change the way we feel. Our feelings are the only thing that is original because our feelings are our own. Even though others have the same or similar feelings! Our feelings are still our own. And sharing those feelings with words spoken from another just means we are NOT ALONE in our feelings.
What are wheelchair users experts at?
Being lazy.
What is the similarity between women and freezers?
We like to put our meat in them.
What do people that can only use half their face and wankers have in common?
They have both had a few strokes.
How to improve my beloved Penchester United in 5 easy steps:
1. Sell Casemeiro 🤑 2. Sell Pernandes 🤑 3. Sell Bencho 🤑 4. Sell Trashford 🤑 5. Terminate penaldo 🤑 6. Make Mctominay extend his deal 📝
These came down deep from my heart. Don’t let me down again, please.
Not many people know this, but Soulja Boy was the lead role in a very successful children's movie a while ago. Released to theaters nationwide in 2006 was Honey, I Crunked the Kids.
A teacher asked a class who killed Goliath. The first pupil said he wasn’t the one. The second said he doesn’t know. No one knew in the class.
The teacher got furious and dashed to the Head Master’s office to report. Immediately, the head master followed him back to the class with a cane. He growled- “If no one tells me who killed Goliath in this class, you will see fire!” Everyone in the class insisted on the fact that it wasn’t them.
Then the Head master looked at the teacher and said- “Mr. Dapo, are you sure that the person who killed Goliath is in this class?” The teacher fainted.
What type of people have the world record for most stories read in the shortest amount of time?
Emos, some of them are still in the air.
A pedophile pulls up to little Jonny, lowers his window and asks, "hey little boy, if I give you a lolly, will you come in my car?" Little Jonny replies, "Give me the whole packet and I’ll come in your mouth."
Hi! Sorry I haven't posted in a while. I've been so busy!!!! I miss y'all, though!
When you’re having the best sex in your life and your grandma says, “I’m not dead!”
What do you call a stripper in a wheelchair?
Hot wheels.
Oh, Lois, that was more scary than Michael Jackson without pants in front of a kid!
The Titanic was in a pickle when they saw the iceberg.
If your eyes were the sea, I would drown in them.
Who was the meanest man in the world?
He raped Helen Keller and threw her down a well, but not before cutting off her fingers so she couldn't yell for help.
What happens when Helen Keller picks her nose?
She slurs her words...