INS jokes
I hate it when people say to suck it up... I mean, sometimes I don’t want someone’s dick in my face.
So, my mom has hit me with a flip flop when I was bad, and when I cheated on my girl, right when the other girl came in, a flip flop came flying in the room.
If you don't like the video in 10 seconds, James Charles will sleep with you tonight.
What happens when two pieces of bread from the same loaf have sex?
They become in-bread.
If bedbugs live in beds, where do cockroaches live?
I'll give you 20 dollars if you let me cum in you.
What was the score of the basketball game in Africa?
Eight-nothing.
Yesterday on the school bus my friend in front of me said she was 41% Irish and 15% Mexican.
Then my friend sitting next to me said, “Wow, almost half leprechaun!”
Then I said, “Yeah, and 15 percent wall climber!”
My uncle died in 9/11. He was in the plane that crashed in the field.
Why did everyone run from the Mexican when he went to the snack bar?
He said "¡Hola snack bar!" ¡Hola means hello in Spanish.
What does 9 and 36 add up to?
A life in prison.
What is an emo's most hated game? Hangman.
Because it's rubbing it in their face that they can't hang themselves.
What do you call a country who needs another race just to be the best country in sports?
America.
A Chinese wise man once said, "ching chong ling long ting tong," which means, "keep striving in life."
Fatty and Skinny sitting in a bed.
Fatty rolled over, and Skinny was dead.
Y'all really need to stop hating on pedos!! At least they drive slow in school zones! God.
How do the men with bisexual tendencies that are members in the Kingdom Hall of Jehovah's Witnesses have sex with other men without being disfellowshiped in the Jehovah's Witnesses Church?
Anonymous sex at a glory hole inside the men's restroom at a gay bar.
Why do dwarfs suck a cow's udder instead of being breastfed? Because they are too short.
A man finds out his wife is cheating on him with his best friend, so he hires a hitman to shoot his wife in the head, and his friend in the balls. The hitman charges $100 per bullet. The man agrees.
Later, they set up, and the hitman looks through the scope and says, “I can save you $100!”
One day there were these 3 cowboys sitting next to a fire and they were telling each other about their adventures. Well, the first cowboy said, "I tangled with a bull that killed 6 people, so I wrestled that son of a bitch to the ground with my bare hands."
The second cowboy said, "That's nothing. Yesterday I was walking on a trail and came across a rattler, so I picked it up, bit its head off, and drank all his venom in one gulp."
The third cowboy remained quiet, stirring the embers of the fire with his penis.