INS jokes
My parents said they had to make a lot of sacrifices in order to pay for my education.
They were both druids.
It's tricky when you're both a moth and a sea captain in charge of a ship, but up ahead, you see a lighthouse.
Hi guys, I'm back! So I have a question for you. What is red and smells like blue paint? Type in comments what you came up with.
Guys, put more comments in.
We are so close to beating the world record for most comments on this website, and the record is 171.
I heard World War 50000000 in my parent's room.
What do you do when you finish a magazine in school?
Answer: You shoot it!
Did you know the "f" in "orphan" stands for family?
Kid: There is no "f" in "orphan."
There is no family.
There are three types of people in the world:
Those who can count and those who can’t.
I stood in front of the mirror. "Joseph, I will love and protect you forever," my dick cooed. I looked down at it, a single crystalline tear sliding down my face. I was at peace.
Hey guys, I haven't been on in like freaking forever! Sorry. Anyways, I love you, Emerald! :DDDDDDDDDDDDDDD I hope you're on!
Love you all. Hope you all have a nice day, Best regards, Koko, <3
Yo mama so fat, when she walked in the room, we missed three seasons of our show!
What do orphans and apples not have in common? Apples get picked.
My ex was so full of shit, she probably poured toilet cleaner in her nose to get relief.
A cow in an earthquake is called a milkshake.
There’s a one-story house in which everything is yellow. Yellow walls, yellow doors, yellow furniture. What color are the stairs?
Answer: There aren’t any—it’s a one-story house.
What can you hold in your left hand but not in your right?
Answer: Your right elbow.
Me: Yo wanna play 9/11?
My Friend: What’s that?
Me: It’s a game where I kick you in both legs and watch you fall.
Yo mama so stupid, she starved in a grocery store!
What did Yoda say when he saw himself in 4K? "HDMI."
Where did the king put his armies?
In his sleevies.