INS jokes
“Which tool,” Andrea Bocelli asks Chris Doemges, “fits best in the mailbox?”
Doemges: “Probably the flathead screwdriver!”
What does a gay guy and an ambulance have in common?
They both get loaded from the rear and go...woo woo woo.
What is a Jamaican's idea of a balanced diet?
A joint in each hand.
What’s the hardest part about eating a vegetable? Getting them back in the wheelchair
I should probably stop making jokes about bulimia. They just leave a bad taste in my mouth.
Your hairline goes so back that it’s ingrained in history.
Your hairline goes so far back that it has no records of it happening in history.
Did you hear about the streaker in church? He was caught by the organ.
What has four legs in the morning, two legs at noon, and three legs in the evening?
A kitchen chair! Your momma sits in it for lunch, and your dad only manages to reattach one of the two legs that broke off by evening.
In the Robocide, Explain Bear is the first to go.
God, you’re having a good day?
Me: Yes, beats burning in hell.
I put the fun in funeral.
What does the school shooter do after shooting all the kids?
Shoot kids in them ;)
Teach a Scouser to fish and he can eat for a day.
Give him the rod and he will stick it in your letterbox and nick your car keys!
In a Kahoot, and you're the Twin Tower terrorist: terrorist kill streak 2,996.
Chinese always proud of their principle in business.
The fact is only products they copy that go international, except for COVID.
*School Shooter Walks In*
That one kid who plays "Pumped Up Kicks" at max volume.
What do orphans' parents have in common with Nemo?
They both can’t be found.
Nana when Zane kisses her in her mind: [Insert Chiwawa Scream!]
Your mum is so fat, when she roleplayed Wonder Woman, she couldn't fit in the invisible jet.