INS jokes
Where did Sally go when she went in the minefield?
Everywhere.
Idiot 1: Why are cows good in math?
Idiot 2: I don't know why.
Idiot 1: Because they have built-in cowculators!
Why do they put barcodes on the ships in Norway?
Why?
So when they come into port, they can Scan-de-navian.
What do Marie Antoinette and 2005-2012 Korn have in common?
They're both Headless.
Me: Hey Joe, updog.
Joe: What?
Me: Updog.
Joe: What's updog?
*Facepalms*
Me: Lol in the corner.
Do you like tree jokes? Because they leaf me in tears!
What comes next in the pattern: ottffs?
Yo' mama is so stupid, she couldn't find a needle in a haystack.
The QUEEN is JACK! KING off the JOKER!
I know what you're thinking, pervert. Actually, the joke's about a jester in drag. OK, I’m joking, the Queen cheated on the King with the Jester.
What do you call a wild party in a bamboo forest?
Panda-monium!
Why do orphans love tennis? It's the only love they get.
In tennis, 0 points is love.
Be grateful:
You're missing work today because in the past, someone cared enough to leave that banana peel on the stairs.
While I was walking on the road, a cat crossed my road, and 5 min later I found it fell in the gutter.
Hi! I love when you walk in and out the door at night. I did not.
What would the Mandalorian be called if it was made in an aquatic center?
Mandachlorian.
Q: Who are the fastest readers in the world?
A: 9/11 victims. They went through 89 stories in 7 seconds.
What happens once every minute, twice every millennium, but never in a hundred years?
The letter M.
This is a joke in itself.
When I went to see the doctor, he remarked that he hadn't seen me in a while.
I said that I have been ill.
My reverse psychologist told me I didn't have it in me to make a recovery.