INS jokes
Teacher: Tim, where are your parents? It's been 15 minutes!
Tim (Orphan): Yeah um, they can't come.
Teacher: Why not?
Tim: They're too busy working in heaven.
"Dream, yo mama so ugly, when she went in the bathtub, the water jumped out!"
What did one orphan say to the other orphan?
"Get in the Batmobile, Robin!"
I need to call candy. What's candy? Candy can "bofe" if these balls fit in your mouth.
Where did Tigger go looking for Pooh?
In the toilet! 🚽 💩 💩 💩
A penguin and a polar bear are sitting in a bathtub. The penguin asks the polar bear, "Hey, can you pass the soap?" The polar bear obliges.
A few moments later, the penguin asks, "Hey, can you pass the scrubber?" The polar bear does. Shortly after that, the penguin says, "Hey, can you pass the rubber ducky?"
The polar bear, beginning to become upset, turns to the penguin and says, "What do you think I am? A radio?!"
"When I was in jail, my girlfriend abandoned me. I created a fascination with becoming a gynecologist. When I got bailed out, I became a Travis Bickle."
In Ukraine, there was a massive wake-up call by Russia. But for some, the results were the opposite.
Why did the rapper bring a fishing rod to the studio?
To reel in some KILLER HOOKS.
Your mom smells so bad she could stun a horse in a field.
Want to hear the worst joke ever? Then look in a mirror.
What do George Washington and a beaver have in common?
They both have eyes.
Roses are red, violets are blue, a face like yours belongs in a place worse than a zoo.
A donut is not empty inside, that was a hole in the middle. If I'm a donut, the hole used to be where I put my feeling and happiness, but people snatch it away from me.
Anyway, can someone put a hole in my physical body too? I kinda wanted to see people cry for me just like how people cry for Ace from One Piece.
Your mama is so ugly that when she walked in the bank, they had to turn off the cameras.
Kid: I got homework.
Mom: Ok, so?
Kid: I got a F in my balls.
Bully: Who you looking at?
Me: A Build-A-Bear.
Bully: Where?
Me: Look in the mirror.
Me and rose bushes have something in common: mangled, can hurt, red, and people only like one part.
My birthday's on September 11th, I'm gonna turn the fuck up and throw a banger! Then rub my tits in birthday cake frosting!!! WOOOOOOOOO!
Not to brag, but I defeated our local chess champion in less than five moves.
Finally my high school karate lessons came to some use.