INS jokes
In Rocket League, you don't care who wins game MVP as long as it's not somebody on the other team.
Whenever you think back to 9/11 and realize there are 12 hours in front of us, why the f*ck didn't they warn us?
I shouted "Jenga" in class today.
We were watching clips of 9/11.
There will be better punchlines at BlessedBrian’s FUNERAL than in his JOKES.
What's the second hardest thing in the morning?
The first hardest thing. 🍆
I've reached the age where looking in the mirror is like checking the news. I know there'll be some new developments I won't like.
I told my sister that when you go to bed with an itchy butt, you're going to have smelly fingers in the morning, and I've never heard her laugh so hard in my life.
The kid that died is cut in half, and you see the next trap. It looks like a giant pit that you have to jump over, and you clear it, but you feel something on your back, and you realize that there is a spike that comes up when you jump over. You see the other contestant jump over. You try to warn them to not step over because they would get stabbed, but they ignore you and then get hit by the spike. The next obstacle is a wall that slams on a wall. You wait until the wall closes, and you quickly run through. The next person runs through, and they get to live.
Sorry, this is small. This is also a part two.
Why is the world split in half? Because fat people are weighing the Earth down.
Do you know the teacher that went up in space? She had blew eyes. One blew this way and one blew that way.
"Demon Slayer" is yay, and who's your favorite in "Demon Slayer"?
Why do orphans have water in cereal?
Because mom was never around to produce milk.
Where is the best place to eat tacos?
In the Gulp of Mexico.
What’s red and green and goes 100 miles per hour?
A frog in a blender.
Women be like I don't wear makeup for men.
Then get mad when a man doesn't compliment her in her makeup!
Love is in the air...
Wrong! Nitrogen, Oxygen, and Carbon Dioxide are in the air!
What came first: the chicken or the egg?
Doesn't matter, in the future, they'll come together.
Farmer's Wife: Honey, where are the cows?
Farmer: Up in the mountains grazing.
Farmer's Wife: Why?
Farmer: I don't know, but the steaks have never been higher.
We forge the chains we wear in life.
Boi, you can't be talking because if someone punched you in the face, you will be the one to apologize.