INS jokes
Your mama is so ugly that when she walked in the bank, they had to turn off the cameras.
My birthday's on September 11th, I'm gonna turn the fuck up and throw a banger! Then rub my tits in birthday cake frosting!!! WOOOOOOOOO!
Me and rose bushes have something in common: mangled, can hurt, red, and people only like one part.
Why are people born in December, January, and February easy to get along with?
They're cool and chill.
What sounds did the Ukraine people make in basketball? Ka-boom!
What does water see in orphans that they don't? Their parents.
Roses are red, violets are blue, a face like yours belongs in a place worse than a zoo.
Yo hairline is so long, when you looked in a mirror you saw an entire endangered species.
Q: My scale had my phone number on it. Wandering why, I looked up only to see an elephant in my face...
What do George Washington and a beaver have in common?
They both have eyes.
Why did the rapper bring a fishing rod to the studio?
To reel in some KILLER HOOKS.
Question; Why do they call Melania Trump the "Walk-In" Freezer?
Answer; Because it's where everyone goes to "Hang Their Meat"!
Why do golfers bring a spare pair of socks?
In case they get a hole in one.
Roses are red, violets are blue, Tory shirts step in doodoo.
You're so ugly that if you looked in the mirror, you would walk into the light.
What did one orphan say to the other orphan?
"Get in the Batmobile, Robin!"
"Dream, yo mama so ugly, when she went in the bathtub, the water jumped out!"
Why was the rapper always in shape?
Because he dropped so many BARS, he had to stay fit to pick them up!
I had a steering wheel down my pants, and I tell you what, it was driving my balls crazy!
Two boys were playing cards on a picnic table outside the school. Both of the boys had revolvers hidden in their waistband.
Now, one of the boys was a notorious cheater, who liked to hide his cards in his waistband. Recess was just about to end, when all the kids heard a loud bang erupt from the picnic table. In tears, the card player admitted that he had shot the other card player, stating "I played a King, and he started reaching for his waistband!"